Hot Slut Of The Day!

G.A., thanks anyway but I prefer my Russians Dark and Hot just like my Rum Dummies.

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I'm good, D.A. If you call being your typical used up ho bag, good, anyway! Debating if I want to go back to work as a boob model after seeing Norma here. Anyone got the number to Guiness Records? I'm sure I could get in the record books......For drinking more Guiness than Norma anyway!
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Anyone else like a White Russian? My jaw is a little sore.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

Don't you think that the Norma should replace the little blonde on the right side, Miss Sugar DVD, the one that is covering her taatass with her hands. The ad is for an adult dvd site, Norma should replace blondie, it may take 6-8 hands to cover her taataas, but we could find some volunteers.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 10, 2008 - 11:41pm.
I think she has to wear that shirt backwards ...Just to rope 'em in.
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EXACTLY.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 11, 2008 - 12:38am.
I just noticed Norma's dress color.......you don't suppose she was a bridesmaid?
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The lime green would have looked nicer.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

ah hah!! I think Green Acres wasn't lying about knowing her way around the loft. *arches eyebrow in Sheeps direction* LOL
Okies..gimme a day or two..I'm already snickering like a 5th grader about it!

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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 10, 2008 - 11:38pm.
I just noticed Norma's dress color.......you don't suppose she was a bridesmaid?
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OMG! Now that you mention it, I have a dress like that, but the straps are in the BACK. Do you think... noooooo... do you think Norma is wearing a dress back'ards? Lord have mercy.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

I think she has to wear that shirt backwards...Just to rope 'em in.

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

Submitted by NitWitty on May 11, 2008 - 12:36am.
D.A. was here? I haven't seen her in an age. I figured Norma's boobs were hiding D.A., James Haven, Uncle Ash and Wanton Hussy. Haven't seen any of those sluts in a long ass time!
*Back w/clean panties but pretty sure, it's only a matter of minutes before I'll wet them again*
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Hello, sweet girl! How are you this evening? I've been here pretty much the night...reading and laughing and reading some more. Decided to sit back and watch a little TV. Looking at the main pic makes my boobles hurt! Ugh!
I miss James Haven, Uncle Ash & Wanton Hussy, too!

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

Nitty: Please send GA's new avie to me and I can forward it to her. (Long story: something about the CIA PTA blah blah.)
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

*Smooches D.A. and gives her a reach around wedgie* How's tricks, Lady? I'd ask you to open the bar but Slutts tells me I must pace myself and GA's already got the Russian's attention, dammit!

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I just noticed Norma's dress color.......you don't suppose she was a bridesmaid?

D.A. was here? I haven't seen her in an age. I figured Norma's boobs were hiding D.A., James Haven, Uncle Ash and Wanton Hussy. Haven't seen any of those sluts in a long ass time!
*Back w/clean panties but pretty sure, it's only a matter of minutes before I'll wet them again*

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I am on my second White Russian. Y'all, let me introduce you to Vladimir and Gregor! And they taste just alike!
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

Submitted by Green Acres on May 10, 2008 - 9:29pm.

Old FARM joke. We find it rather anti-sheepish.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Pace yarself Nitty, remember everytime you pee in your pants, Slutts gets a golden shower from Heather.

Submitted by Sluttsville on May 11, 2008 - 12:32am.
D.A. are you still here? I haven't heard a sound from you in 45 minutes.
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Yes, I'm still here. I've just been reading the comments and laughing out loud! The neighbors haven't called the police yet...lol You'll are crazy.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

I bet they hire chimney sweepers to clean out the lint.

Submitted by Sluttsville on May 10, 2008 - 11:30pm.
*Looking at Deb* Yes, White Diamonds...if they smell like Yellow Diamonds or Green Diamonds, that indicates something isn't healthy and that perhaps a shot is needed....that would be nasty.
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*Officially Peed Her Pants*

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D.A. are you still here? I haven't heard a sound from you in 45 minutes.

LMAO, Lisa sounds familiar! Do tell! Pleaseeee?
Don't make me call Norma and ask her to crush your skull with her nug crackers. Theorhetically, her brestages are much too large to crack nuts..but I bet she stores nuts in her crack!

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Submitted by Green Acres on May 11, 2008 - 12:29am.
Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe. (Old joke.)
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Hahahahahaha.

*Looking at Deb* Yes, White Diamonds...if they smell like Yellow Diamonds or Green Diamonds, that indicates something isn't healthy and that perhaps a shot is needed....that would be nasty.

lmaoooo...holy crap...you guys are making me laugh so st00pid..but fargin funny. Yes, I'm on my third glass..See, and it hasn't dimmed my psychic abilities either!

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Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe. (Old joke.)
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 12:07am.
HAHAHAHA. OK, I'm a guy, but I've seen them before: they're connected, right?
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WTF???? Sheeps is a guy!!!!

@Slutts, at least they don't smell like White Diamonds...bletch!

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

I promise that my panties smell like Summer's Eve and daffodils. And vinegar. And water.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

Submitted by NitWitty on May 11, 2008 - 12:15am.

GA, I do believe Slutts and Sheeps have been auctioning identicle pairs of panties on their ebay sites!!
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Yes, but just because they smell like sparkling diamonds doesn't mean they belong to Lisa Douglas.

G.A., Slutts will post her yahoo email account for you and then she'll delete it quick, so I can send you your new avi next week. Won't you Slutts? *ducks* Slutts, how much do you love me? You know I only have the one email account....*blows you kisses and makes squinty eyes*
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Submitted by NitWitty on May 10, 2008 - 9:15pm.

I see I'm busted. I'll nudge em in GA's direction and they can walk home by themselves.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 11:07pm.
OK, I'm a guy, but I've seen them before: they're connected, right?
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OMG! PIMP!!! Yeah, right Sheeps! Don't act all innocent up in here. I know you didn't just give away your "three bags full," for nuttin!

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GA, I do believe Slutts and Sheeps have been auctioning identicle pairs of panties on their ebay sites!!

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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 11, 2008 - 12:10am.
This laptop I'm on is about as slow as my grandmother doing a mile with a walker.
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So are our braincells, so don't worry about us outpacing it.

Mani! Looking sexy as always, mister man! As awake as you can be after just finishing 10 lbs. of potato salad and a weeks worth of laundry! LOL
Course, you could never ask Norma if she was still up..Don't think her's have been "up" since she was 8 years old.

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Submitted by NitWitty on May 10, 2008 - 11:07pm.
Green Acres, do you have a MS page by any chance?
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No, ma'am, I don't. Are photos of my panties being displayed there? Pink, pink, white lace, black, red thong, and whatever is left of the edible ones...? Sound familiar?
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

...and a snorkeling mask?

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

That would be a BOGO for POGO tale (tail?).

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

hi guys,
everybody is still up?
This laptop I'm on is about as slow as my grandmother doing a mile with a walker.

I think this woman is hiding two fully grown midgets in those boulders she calls breasts.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 10, 2008 - 9:01pm.
So if you do the sexy with those two breast and you are the guy...what position do you go in from the top, the bottom.

As I imagine it, you'd need a good helmet, crampons, and an ice axe.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Submitted by NitWitty on May 10, 2008 - 9:03pm.

I heard Lindsay Lohan is giving Heather a buy one, get one free deal on her new line of leggins

HAHAHAHA. OK, I'm a guy, but I've seen them before: they're connected, right?

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Submitted by NitWitty on May 11, 2008 - 12:03am.
I heard Lindsay Lohan is giving Heather a buy one, get one free deal on her new line of leggins
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You better watch out, if Heather hears you crackin' jokes, she's going to kick you ass...wait, if you hide the fake one, she can't.

Green Acres, do you have a MS page by any chance?
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Slutts: ...what's the Mo's day plans for tomorrow?
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Oh, you know. A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in my pants. Same ole. You?
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I think the rest of the gang left us down here and they are up in the loft
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Maybe they will find my last six pairs of panties of there. I am such a ho.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 10, 2008 - 11:01pm.
So if you do the sexy with those two breast and you are the guy...what position do you go in from the top, the bottom. It is tooo effing funny to think about.
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You'd have to be on top and go at it spread eagled..You know those titties would be hanging off the sides of the bed!

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LOL! Slutts..It actually does! Course, I also thought it looked like Kim Kardashian's ass in Fishnets.
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I heard Lindsay Lohan is giving Heather a buy one, get one free deal on her new line of leggins

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Is it just me or does anyone else look at that photo and is reminded of the ending of King Kong. After he has fallen from the Empire State Building and is tied down with large ropes and cables.

Heather coming I have no problem with, it is when she stumps off into the sunset that cracks me up.

So if you do the sexy with those two breast and you are the guy...what position do you go in from the top, the bottom. It is tooo effing funny to think about.

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy