Hot Slut Of The Day!

Happy Moms Day to all.
Hot! I just saw her pics on a celeb&millionaire dating site _millionaireloves. c om, what's she looking for there? A millionaier? Or just show her huge breast!

She may inspire copy-cat implants.

Lead balloons have nothing on this woman.

Happy Mommy Day to all.
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"If you bring forth what is within you,
what you bring forth will save you."

"If you do not bring forth what is within you,
What you do not bring forth will destroy you."

Jesus Christ (gospel of Thomas)

Happy Moms Day
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I don't what my kids made, but one of the gifts has a green like substance oozing from the paper, and I can hear the broken glass when my daughter skips around and shakes the present. I finally placed a towel under it to prevent any further spreading of the ooze.

Edited in case hubby reads Dlisted, you never know about these things, do you Norma.

@Slutts and VLL, I can't believe you traitors! Boyfriends and Families over MK?! WTF are you doing here? Haven't you heard? You can only post if you have NO life! Xxooxoxooxxooxo's SLuts!
Happy Muthah's Day to you all and to all a good night!

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

Happy Momma's day to you Slutts, I'll be sure to drop a sandwhich and a juicebox down to ya before I go to bed.

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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.

I'm actually here in the day more now, the bf has taken to staying up late. I love you hoes but I love "couple's time" a whole lot more!

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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.

Why can't VLL place her books between Norma's boobs and study from there.

I feel a little guilty of poking fun at Norma and her twins; since they are natural. Whew, Heather's fumes are making me go soft.

I'm outta here, it's hit the 2:00 am mark, I'm going to celebrate my late night Dlisted pajama party by taking a Tylenol PM. Goodnight all and Happy Yo Momma's Day!

HI Nit! I swear it's almost over. I was just thinking that after school is done I am morally obligated to dedicate every waking hour to this place.

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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.

VLL! You owe us some face time, Biatch! Good thing I love you like my own daughter, otherwise I'd spank your funny ass! Now, get back to studying! I'm not long for the waking world as it is!

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

Drive-by siggie and avie test!

I shoulda known you would all be on the big titty thread!

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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.

Goodnight D.A.

Nitty, do what I do about misspelling. My contacts are usually dry this time of night, plus the laptop's screen makes all the letters look smaller, I can't distinguish between the correctly spelled vs. incorrectly spelled.

Aww, D.A.! I just got to see you again! Seriously, kiss the man friend and the beautiful Lola and give her an extra treat from Aunt Nitty! I hope you'll open the bar again soon! We need the excuse to sit around MK's place and misspelll every word! Sleep tight and happy mother's day to you!

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

My turn to say goodnight. I've enjoyed the laughs. *kisses*

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

Submitted by Manimal5 on May 11, 2008 - 1:24am.
Ok, everyone I gots ta go ta bed.
Happy Mothers Day to all
Norma Stitz. Kinda like Dolly Partons Greatist Hits
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Goodnight, sweetie! *kisses*

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

G'night, Mani! We all know she could never cover Dolly's Greatest Tits! Sleep well, Doll! Know that tomorrow is also Father's day in all little girl minds! :) Sleep tight!
Norma's husband sleeps tight and she even tucks him in with a bedtime snack...course she doesn't tell him it's what falls from her fork during din-din.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~

@Slutts
Is it just a coincidence that you're in my avi and just the other day Entertainment Tonight had Heather out in a field hollering, "Suieeee?"
Jussayin..yano.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~

I USED to be jealous of Norma, but now that I'm going to be in Guinness World Record for surviving lengthiest time exposed to toxic material, why I as content as a pig in mud.

Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 12:09am.
Nite Deb. And HMD to all the moms.... I guess that'd be "Nighttime Moms."
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Not sure what "Nighttime Moms," stands for Sheeps but I can tell you this..My kid's card last year came addressed to: The Biggest Muthah' of Them All!
Niiiiiiice, eh? Don't know where they got the attitude from AT ALL!

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

Submitted by dead-actress on May 11, 2008 - 12:04am.
Ah! You've read my mind! I'm thinking of reopening the virtual bar.
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Please do, D.A. we all need a reason for Slutts to be up in here actin the fool every now and again! Course, tonight I know she's just Jelliz of Norma here. Cuz I have seen Slutt's and they are real and they are actually spectacular. LOL
Smooch you're friend and ur dog for me, lady!

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

Holy Crap! ROFLMAOOOOO. Sick Bastards!
Hahahahahahahahah

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

Happy Mother's Day Deb, or as I heard my son tell one of his friends, it's "Yo Momma's Day"

@ Mani! Don't start feeling sorry for Slutts! She asked for this Avi. Bad enough I've got her accusin me of bein Heather! *Harumph*

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

"They're Real and they're spectacular" (although I could have coined the phrase) is a quote from "Seinfeld". Now if Norma had said this, my first guess would be that she is quoting Jerry Springer.

Submitted by NitWitty on May 11, 2008 - 1:01am.
@Mani, Deb and Slutts! Didn't you hear? Her kids all had speech impediments. Later scientists discovered it was a side effect from her breast feeding.

Well then she should have stopped feeding those tits a long time ago.

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Nite Deb. And HMD to all the moms.... I guess that'd be "Nighttime Moms."

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Mani, she only got half price for the one's with the built in Knee Pads.

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

Now after midnight here in the Lone Star State so Happy Mother's, Mommy's and MUTHA's Day to all!

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

Submitted by NitWitty on May 11, 2008 - 1:01am.
@Mani, Deb and Slutts! Didn't you hear? Her kids all had speech impediments. Later scientists discovered it was a side effect from her breast feeding.
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I believe I heard that their mouths were excessively expanded AND covered in stretch marks.

@Nits,

Lohan gave you half price on your leggins?

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Submitted by NitWitty on May 11, 2008 - 12:59am.
Aw, thanks D.A. As much as I'd like to use the rest of the line, and they are real...I'm afraid I'd be plagarizing from Slutts..LOL
And I can't work them properly if you never open your bar again, Lady! *best Traci Lords pout*
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Ah! You've read my mind! I'm thinking of reopening the virtual bar. I still go there (r/l bar) almost every night, but usually make my way home a little earlier than before because baby Lola needs her sleep. Sometimes we both just sit in his office where it is nice and quiet and I sip a drink while reading this blog.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

I heard they were bed wetters too!

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

@Mani, Deb and Slutts! Didn't you hear? Her kids all had speech impediments. Later scientists discovered it was a side effect from her breast feeding.

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

Submitted by Sluttsville on May 10, 2008 - 9:57pm.
"Mom, just because we've turned 21 doesn't mean you have to stop breast-feeding, can you move a little to the left, ESPN Sports Center is on."

hahahaha. I heard she wetnursed Yao Ming.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Submitted by dead-actress on May 10, 2008 - 11:52pm.
I'm sure your boobs are spectacular. Work 'em, girl!
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Aw, thanks D.A. As much as I'd like to use the rest of the line, and they are real...I'm afraid I'd be plagarizing from Slutts..LOL
And I can't work them properly if you never open your bar again, Lady! *best Traci Lords pout*

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

Submitted by Manimal5 on May 11, 2008 - 12:52am.
The first words out of Normas kids mouths must have "KEGERS".
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I read that the first words were "Mom, just because we've turned 21 doesn't mean you have to stop breast-feeding, can you move a little to the left, ESPN Sports Center is on."

Submitted by Green Acres on May 11, 2008 - 12:50am.
Goodnight, sweet'ums all! -kisses all around-
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Goodnight, GA! *kisses*

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

Aww, 'night G.A.! *Smooches Gamooches* I just msg'd Sheeps that I'll send ur avi to him..and NO I won't be offended if you don't use it..Just have a good laugh! See ya laters..Happy Mutha's Day..as my children like to say.

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

@Mani, I thought you were yelling Kegels! Then I thought wrong end...LOLLOL

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

Goodnight G.A., just remember that Sheeps and I are getting top dollar for your undies, so keep 'em fresh and clean.

Nite GA!! Happy Mom's Day!

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Submitted by NitWitty on May 11, 2008 - 12:47am.
I'm good, D.A. If you call being your typical used up ho bag, good, anyway! Debating if I want to go back to work as a boob model after seeing Norma here. Anyone got the number to Guiness Records? I'm sure I could get in the record books......For drinking more Guiness than Norma anyway!
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Your new avie should get you into someone's book for something. It is hysterical!!
I'm sure your boobs are spectacular. Work 'em, girl!

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

The first words out of Normas kids mouths must have "KEGERS".

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G.A., sorry but I still have the TMJ thing going on; at least that's the excuse I've given my husband for the past 4 years.

Goodnight, sweet'ums all! -kisses all around-
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

Submitted by NitWitty on May 11, 2008 - 12:21am.
G.A., Slutts will post her yahoo email account for you and then she'll delete it quick, so I can send you your new avi next week. Won't you Slutts? *ducks* Slutts, how much do you love me? You know I only have the one email account....*blows you kisses and makes squinty eyes*
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Oh Nitty, ya knows that I loves you too. I do have a yahoo email account and in that yahoo eamil account is one prized photo of a popular Dlister and Fabio; hint username rhymes with bit-titty. Will sell to the highest bidder...any takers...anyone?

Thanks to Sheeps, I have now seen those nipps. One pair of hands should do it...if they are holding two salvers!

@GA, Great minds think alike!

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

Nit: Thank you in advance for your work!
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."

G.A., thanks anyway but I prefer my Russians Dark and Hot just like my Rum Dummies.

~~The world's largest sink hole~~