Friday, May 9th 2008

Nick Hogan Gets 8 Months In County Jail

Nick Bollea aka Nick Hogan was sentenced to 8 months in county jail starting immediately. 17-year-old Nick pleaded "no contest" on charges of felony reckless driving. The charges stem from a car crash last August which left his passenger and friend, John Graziano, with serious brain injuries. Nick was racing another car at speeds up to 100mph when his car hit a palm tree. A few hours later, booze was found in his bloodstream.

John will most likely spend the rest of his life in a nursing home.

The judge also suspended his drivers license for 3 years. He was also given 5 years probation, 500 hours of community service and he cannot drink during his probation. He will have to complete a booze education program within the year.

The judge heard statements from the Graziano family as well as the Bollea family. Brooke's stupid ass got up there looking like a call girl on her lunch break, crying about how "this is why she hates being a celebrity." It's all about her!

Before being sentenced, Nick told the judge, "I'll never, ever be able to tell John 'sorry' enough times to make up for what happened on Aug. 26. I loved John to death. He was like my oldest brother and my best friend. I'm ready to take my punishment."

I hope he's ready to take big cock too, because that's what he's going to have to do in jail. If you ask me, this dumb whore got off easy.

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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 9, 2008 - 4:23pm.
LA: I think it is irresponsible reasoning to try to blame the kid in the coma. That's like me saying to a rape victim well if you knew that guy liked you why did you go to his apartment

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I disagree. If you get in the car with a drunk driver, you know the risk that goes along with it
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As the point is a woman should know the risks of going home with a strange guy.

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Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 9, 2008 - 3:14pm.

You make it SO easy to prove a point. The "getting a rise out of you" assertion is so played out. Trust me, calling me "dear" and "girl", and the former are two psychological ploys that are way above your abilities, so give it a rest. You're out of your league.

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 9, 2008 - 4:23pm.
LA: I think it is irresponsible reasoning to try to blame the kid in the coma. That's like me saying to a rape victim well if you knew that guy liked you why did you go to his apartment

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I disagree. If you get in the car with a drunk driver, you know the risk that goes along with it
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Thats the point I was trying to make.

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Tu le gardes satisfaisant
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So was there any compensation for the Graziano's?
Is there a civil case?
Are the Hogan's doing anything?
Fuck Nick.
Fair, shmair, he better serve every damn second of it.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

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Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 3:09pm.
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Nothing wrong with dying while doing what one loves

unless of course, one is caught dead, dick in hand
the DUDE! abides...

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I think no driver's license for 3 years is icing on the cake! What a douche.

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Everyone, please help yourself to two midols, and chase that with a shot of any liquor of your own choosing, and then proceed to untwist your panties. Maybe then, we can start enjoying ourselves instead of needing to take potshots at fellow posters. Thanks...
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But twisted panties make my cooch cooch feel so deliciously good!

Kay, I am so going home! But I will be back!! Muuuwwhahahaha!

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both of you LET IT GO! It's Friday...
Have a good week-end!
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You too! :)

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Everyone, please help yourself to two midols, and chase that with a shot of any liquor of your own choosing, and then proceed to untwist your panties. Maybe then, we can start enjoying ourselves instead of needing to take potshots at fellow posters. Thanks...

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on May 9, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 9, 2008 - 3:06pm.

Which is EXACTLY my point. The little fucktard (KnobGoblin) comes in and jumps all over a poster who obviously does not employ English as his/her first language for an innocuous little error, simply because he/she/it had no basis for it's argument so they went for the jugular. So I went right back at him.

I don't pick on anyone's grammar unless they start it first. I find it absolutely comical when someone points out one grammatical error when their posts are littered with them.

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both of you LET IT GO! It's Friday...
Have a good week-end!
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Go Spurs!

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I don't have the strength to read through all of the comments, so if I am repeating, I am sorry.

Nick Hogan should have gotten way more than eight months in the slammer...try years on for size. Spoiled little shit who never expressed any sort of remorse until he had absolutely no choice in the matter...if it were up to me, I would throw the whole asshat enabling family in the joint.

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Thank you Newportjoey! I accept this award on behalf of all the little people, my family, and my Third Grade English Teacher, Mrs. Hawkins. You like me, you really like me!

KnobGoblin's picture

I'm not agreeing with the 8-month sentence, but this Hogan moron did not intentionally set out hurt his friend.
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Great point, girlfriend!!

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That little bitch got off WAY too easy.

Brooke needs to stfu, she's not even a celebrity.

I wish they could lock this whole family up for being stupid, tacky and disgusting.

They make the Spears clan look classy.

"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg

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Well, they got these things called "sentencing guidelines."
We'll have to ask our resident legal beagle about this.
Calling Sheeps!
He always knows the answer.

Wesley Snipes intentionally and willfully did not pay his taxes. The IRS does not look kindly upon tax evasion.
I'm not agreeing with the 8-month sentence, but this Hogan moron did not intentionally set out to hurt his friend.

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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

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Which is EXACTLY my point. The little fucktard (KnobGoblin) comes in and jumps all over a poster who obviously does not employ English as his/her first language for an innocuous little error, simply because he/she/it had no basis for it's argument so they went for the jugular. So I went right back at him.

I don't pick on anyone's grammar unless they start it first. I find it absolutely comical when someone points out one grammatical error when their posts are littered with them.
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Oh sweet Karen, no need to get all worked up.

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Pers,

yup

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!

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Submitted by xxyxz on May 9, 2008 - 3:06pm.

Which is EXACTLY my point. The little fucktard (KnobGoblin) comes in and jumps all over a poster who obviously does not employ English as his/her first language for an innocuous little error, simply because he/she/it had no basis for it's argument so they went for the jugular. So I went right back at him.

I don't pick on anyone's grammar unless they start it first. I find it absolutely comical when someone points out one grammatical error when their posts are littered with them.

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Do you guys remember a few weeks after the incident, Nick bragged on his blog about receiving a racing contract with Polaroid? Instead of being remorseful, and he probably had his lawyer telling him not to apologize (civil suit), he could have volunteered at an appropriate organization, or tried to do something *good* before his court date.

The whole Hogan family are trash. Look at what the tranny sister wore - a shoulderless Fredrick's of Hollywood dress. Mommy and Daddy trying to protray their stupid brat as a 'child', instead of stepping up. Daddy boinking his daughter's friend, and smearing suntan lotion on his daughter's butt...etc etc...the trash should be taken out, IMO.

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"Yes. Yes it can." Me, Mar. 6/08

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I'm sorry, what was that you were saying? Blaming the victim, sticking up for the perpetrator...six of one, half dozen of the other, asshole. Or are YOU that stupid that you think the rest of us aren't capable of scanning back a page or two? You are truly a waste of everyone's time here. No wonder someone called you a "Shit Molester". Juvenile, but oddly appropriate. Fuck off now, please. I asked nicely.
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Scroll all the way back and read all of my posts..that's why I made 'em!

I vehemently deny ever sticking up for Nick. By stating that the victim wasn't wearing a seatbelt was actually proving that I think ALL PARTIES INVOLVED ARE RESPONSIBLE.

Suck on that, Karen.

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DUDE - gotta be careful! Wouldn't want to be held liable!

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Miss Karen Flats! We want to give you a Dlisted Oscar!!! Both Jane and I have to recognize good spelling and punctuation....

Love, Blanche Hudson

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

xxyxz's picture

aww. fuck it. I'm outta here...See you whores on Monday

Have a good week-end

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Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 9, 2008 - 4:21pm.

I just read a court doc that said John Graziano was not wearing a seatbelt...Hmm...perhaps if he had been he wouldn't be in the state he's in.

I'm just saying...
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I'm sorry, what was that you were saying? Blaming the victim, sticking up for the perpetrator...six of one, half dozen of the other, asshole. Or are YOU that stupid that you think the rest of us aren't capable of scanning back a page or two? You are truly a waste of everyone's time here. No wonder someone called you a "Shit Molester". Juvenile, but oddly appropriate. Fuck off now, please. I asked nicely.

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Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 3:04pm.
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Hahahahhahahahahhaha. Good one

the DUDE! abides...

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Submitted by xxyxz on May 9, 2008 - 5:50pm.
what the fuck is up today? Is everyone in a bitchy mood or what?

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I was thinking the same thing.

Today is my day off and I came here for laughs, but everyone is so crabby, and what's with the grammar police, who cares if something is accidentally spelled wrong.

It's Friday people....whoot!
Get yer drink on!

AMEN!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!

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Miss Karen Flats! We want to give you a Dlisted Oscar!!! Both Jane and I have to recogize good spelling and punctuation....

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Heehee!

Karen, she spelled your name wrong!

OH HEELLLLL NO!

OH NO SHE DIDN'T!

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Submitted by xxyxz on May 9, 2008 - 5:50pm.
what the fuck is up today? Is everyone in a bitchy mood or what?

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I was thinking the same thing.

Today is my day off and I came here for laughs, but everyone is so crabby, and what's with the grammar police, who cares if something is accidentally spelled wrong.

It's Friday people....whoot!
Get yer drink on!

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Submitted by DUDE on May 9, 2008 - 1:59pm.
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Nah, just a disclaimer in case you have a heart attack or stroke.

:::evil face:::

KnobGoblin's picture

Unfortunately for you "KnobGoblin", failing to capitalize the K and the G are the best you are going to get out of me, and highlight your pathetic need to argue with others.

Now this is an example of a ridiculous argument with a pandering, insecure waste of humanity who thinks "it" is the first person on Earth to come up with "I was just trying to get a rise out of you, and even though my argument is completely flawed, I still got a rise out of you so I WON!" Sad, small and still trying SO hard. No wonder you keep sticking up for that sad, small pathetic little fuck.
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I knew you'd respond.

And are you completely absent of brainage?? or are you just hard of hearing? Not once did I stick up for the little twirp...In fact, I do believe I called him and his family "incestuous". I merely pointed out that all parties involved hold equal responsibility.

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Submitted by Callan on May 9, 2008 - 4:59pm.

You do have alot going on. It'll be okay. Dlisted will always be there for you, no matter what.

Best wishes in your new place.

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Hang in there Susan. We love you.

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MRS> K !!

The current context: White folks are getting even with Wesley Snipes and Micheal Vick because of the OJ verdict.

Evidently, some dlisters think there is an 'anger connection' with Ted Kennedy....I am not sure if it is because he is a Kennedy (? that didn't help that rat bastard retard cousin that killed the 15 year old little girl with a golf club and it took them 25 years to prosecute).. If John-John were still alive I'd wouldn't blame him at all for crashing his plane and killing that cheating ass coke whore he married........

I am proud to deftly weave another resentful death into this project......

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 9, 2008 - 2:58pm.
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Hehe, I'm a dude, they're on my mind every waking second

the DUDE! abides...

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Shake, shake it... shake it like you're having a seizure!

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Karen Flatts's picture

Unfortunately for you "KnobGoblin", failing to capitalize the K and the G are the best you are going to get out of me, and highlight your pathetic need to argue with others.

Now this is an example of a ridiculous argument with a pandering, insecure waste of humanity who thinks "it" is the first person on Earth to come up with "I was just trying to get a rise out of you, and even though my argument is completely flawed, I still got a rise out of you so I WON!" Sad, small and still trying SO hard. No wonder you keep sticking up for that sad, small pathetic little fuck.

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Submitted by VaNcItY on May 9, 2008 - 4:55pm.

The only problem with that argument is that we have no idea if John knew Nick was drinking, nor do we know if he was aware of Nick's bad driving history (Nick was 16 or 17, so couldn't have driven for too long). We also don't know if John had any idea that Nick was going to drag race with someone.

I have read that John had recently returned from Iraq and seemed to have earned alot of medals, so he must have been a good Marine. He probably hadn't had much experience being a passenger in Nick's car, considering Nick's age and John military service.

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Hang in there Susan. We love you.

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Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 2:58pm.
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Is it a pre-nup?

the DUDE! abides...

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Submitted by Mopa on May 9, 2008 - 4:54pm.

Oh God, good luck with that. We had movers who turned up on time to take our stuff. We moved from MA to NY. We left after they did, but for some reason, they got there six hours late. They showed up after MIDNIGHT. My poor stepson, who was 6 at the time, just gave up and fell asleep on the floor. He didn't wake up the whole time we got our stuff moved in. He fell asleep on the floor and woke up the next day in a fully made bed with all his stuff in his room.
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Thanks for the kind thoughts. I hope it doesn't come to that. I'm moving out of my apartment for a better one I'm splitting with my best friend across town. I just finished my finals so my brain is fried, my parents decided this week was a great week to go on their belated 30th wedding anniversary trip to Italy, and my boyfriend is currently in the process of moving as well. So it's me by myself with a Ford Focus that can hold ohhhhh pretty much nothing.

Lol, if I make it through this day it'll be a miracle.

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Submitted by LoLo on May 9, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by kathleen.tamara on May 9, 2008 - 2:11pm.

Was Nick drunk that night??? If he was why didn't his friend take away his car keys??? Why did he even get in the car???

SHIT MOLESTER! SHIT MOLESTER! SHIT MOLESTER!
THATS IT! FROM HERE ON OUT NO ONE RESPOND TO THIS ASS HOLE!

IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT ALL THE TIME GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU PSYCHO BITCH!

AND PLEASE TELL ME I STARTED THIS SHIT BY POINTING THIS OUT! YOURE A FUCKING ASS HOLE!

FUCK YOU!
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How old are you LoLo, 12? geez.

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Dude, mental sexy times can be had, ya know...

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

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Submitted by DUDE on May 9, 2008 - 1:54pm.
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Sign your name on the dotted line

sofster101's picture

He needs to serve more time than 8 months!

He didn't mean to hurt anyone, but it was his choice to drink and race a car on a public street.

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MonkeyPox!!!

Yes!
Hold on now, this dance ain't 4 everybody, just the sexy people
White folks, U're much 2 tight
U gotta shake your head like the black folks
U might get some 2night
Look out!

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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

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BTW, everyone should please ignore the shit stirrers here wh are obviously just enjoying themselves by getting a rise out of everyone. Remember, do as James Haven would!

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 9, 2008 - 2:55pm.
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Tease! ;)

the DUDE! abides...

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Submitted by xxyxz on May 9, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Mrs. K

Hi love!
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Hello my sweet!

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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

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Submitted by Clarisse on May 9, 2008 - 2:52pm.
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Just don't throw a pot of boiling water on us, we may be stuck!

the DUDE! abides...

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Looks like all my favorite peeps are here! Hi mrs. K, xxyxz, Dude, ME and the other sexy ones...

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 9, 2008 - 4:23pm.
LA: I think it is irresponsible reasoning to try to blame the kid in the coma. That's like me saying to a rape victim well if you knew that guy liked you why did you go to his apartment

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I disagree. If you get in the car with a drunk driver, you know the risk that goes along with it. If you go to a guy's house that likes you, how would you know there was any risk? Now, if you went to rapist's house and you knew he was a rapist, that would be the same thing.

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Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 2:51pm.
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I can't resist, now that I've seen the way you grind (coffee)

the DUDE! abides...