As Good As It Gets
Watching all the changes Brit's weave goes through is becoming my favorite pastime. Last night, Brit's weave looked as good as it will ever look. Hey, it doesn't look like it can double as a rasta wig, so that's a very good thing. She has enough grease in her hair to keep to keep Popeye's in business for years, but Brit Brit likes it shiny!
In other cheeto news, Brit will go head to head with Whitney Houston this Christmas. The Sun reports that both are planning to release albums around the same time. Battle of the crazy!
A source feels like Brit's new album is exactly what she needs to put her back on top. The source said, “She is determined to make a triumphant comeback. Top brass have been amazed by the quality of tracks they’ve heard. Whitney is set for another relaunch at the same time later in the year. They’re determined Brit will come out on top.”
At first I thought the source said "top bras." That's funny, because that's exactly what she needs!
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Exactly how long does it take for hair to grow back? Maybe her follicles are clogged with Frapp and Cheeto dust.
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Maybe she shaved her head a year ago because she was going bald...It looks like she has plugs...We have all been tricked!
She needs to hire the stylist that does her hair on cbs, how I met your mother and keep them on her payroll.
Submitted by beebee on May 9, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Why is her hair taking so long to grow??
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Because it is so damaged from all the weaves, hair dye, etc. Probably just breaks off at the scalp.
Why is her hair taking so long to grow??
Sorry Love Angelina, but it sounds like you've got HORRIBLE taste in music! You might want to try some actual artists who play instruments and sing live :)
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Stoney - EIGHT MONTHS STARTING NOW!!! They hauled his ass away right then and there!
Eight months doesn't make up for the life he ruined.
I think her weave is looking better every time I see her. I am just glad Brit is getting her life back on track and I would love to hear hew music.
Speaking of new music I love Lohan's new song Bossy.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
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Hmmmm, another robotic, digitally enhanced album??? What was it they said about Blackout? Oh, "it was so OVER PROCESSED that it made Paris Hilton's album sound unplugged!" If that's not a slap in the face when they think Paris Herpes is more talented that Shitney. PLEASE DO NOT TORTURE US ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!
No matter how hard this trollop tries, she will always look like low-class SHIT on a hot day!
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
How can she not figure out that the extensions just look horrible? Actually, I take that back, we're dealing with Britney here.
No Stoney!! The intervention video makes me feel a teensy, weensy bit bad for her.
Submitted by Mawy on May 9, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 9, 2008 - 3:32pm.
ANOTHER ALBUM??? Havent we suffered enough?????
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Couldn't have said it better myself. Even when Brit was on top, her albums never had "quality tracks." And now that she's hit rock bottom, her weave has never had quality tracks, either.
Mwaa!! I'm now coffee-stained
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 9, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on May 9, 2008 - 2:46pm.
It looks like doll hair.
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My Cornsilk Cabbage Patch had a nicer weave
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Mattel should put out a Shitney doll and instead of extra shoes you get weaves, haha, I'd buy one.
And she always looks bad no matter what
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Shitney, just give it up bitch
Another album? Please. You're career is dead.
Why won't this bitch give up?
I hope the next album tanks worse than the previous one. Maybe then she'll get the clue
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From the new Assley collection.
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Battle of the weaves/wigs between those two junkies
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Another album, another triumphant comeback, yadda yadda yadda...haven't we heard this before? More than once?
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my weave looks better than this...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Holy shit! They're locking up Nick Hogan for eight months!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
Submitted by Rishkin on May 9, 2008 - 2:46pm.
It looks like doll hair.
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My Cornsilk Cabbage Patch had a nicer weave.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Def time to shave it all off again.
And, the weave should go, too!
Oh, and Shitney, just because you dangle that cross around your neck doesn't mean all your sins and whorism have been forgiven. God frowns upon selfish child abandoning fucktards.
Just gotta laugh watching this ignorant cooze try to claw her way back to top.
Message to Brit: YOU MISSED THE BOAT, BITCH. While you were busy frittering away your money, getting high, squeezing out ugly kids, partying with that moron KFed and generally wasting time running around town being an attention whore, Miley Fugface stole the tween limelight. Your fucking 15 minutes are UP. Over. You outgrew your little girl audience. Adults want nothing to do with you. You can't crossover. Just retire from celebrity, go back to the south, raise yer kin and try to get some dignity. Because everyone hates you. Your next album will flop. You are fug and stupid beyond all measure.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
Girlfriend got a life intervention, now it's time for a hair intervention! Oh wait....that reminds me! Time to resurrect the intervention video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTTx5enrmBk
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
She should be more concerned about her kids than reviving her so-called career. Worthless swamp whore never ceases to amaze me. Why can't she just go away?
Ah... and so to the long awaited "Triumphant return" can't wait meself. Fukken narcissist..
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It looks like doll hair.
Britney needs a new weavologist asap!!!
Ripped off the acrylics again I see.
*rolls eyes*
Her natural fingernails must be paper thin.
*just went back and looked*
Nope.Just one on her pointer finger.
Class.
Girlfriend NEEDS to burn her entire wardrobe, rip out her ratty-ass weave and start from scratch.
She needs a good stylist and personal shopper, a good hairdresser and a whole mess of proactiv----ASAP.
She would look so much better with her real hair in a fierce bob with bangs a-la Katie Holmes than gross extensions!
wow she almost looks normal
The C Word - I concur.
That is the greasiest, nasties shit I've ever seen.
BATHE BITCH!!!!!!!! Shampoo, it's called S H A M P O O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her nails are gone again.
Must be the meth.
Woohoo i can't wait. i loves her music and i love to support her like a bra holdin triple d's. I wish i was britney she is so pritty and she is cumming back harder and bigger then ever before jellis loozers
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 9, 2008 - 3:32pm.
ANOTHER ALBUM??? Havent we suffered enough?????
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Couldn't have said it better myself. Even when Brit was on top, her albums never had "quality tracks." And now that she's hit rock bottom, her weave has never had quality tracks, either.
The Vatican should ask her to stop wearing a crucifix anywhere on her person, or having a crucifix within X feet of her, so that there's no mistaking her for an actual Christian.
How bad is her hair sans weave??
Could it possibly look worse than this mess?
Just don't get it.
Shouldn't her priorities read:
1. Get better.
2. Get kids.
Then
3. Get career back on track.
Just sayin'.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
i dont think she'd look that bad with short hair, no extensions...but she doesn't look SOOO bad here, i guess.
ANOTHER ALBUM??? Havent we suffered enough?????
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In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby,
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