Friday, May 9th 2008
It's Finally Here!
The trailer for the greatest movie of the year has arrived! Now, I knew this movie had talking chihuahuas in it, but it also has production numbers! I think this cinematic masterpiece was made just for me. Disney must be hacking into my brain. I wouldn't doubt it.
You know the chihuahuas in this movie are going to pose nude in Vanity Fair next year. Well, they are part of the Disney whore machine. They can't help it!
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removed this
I'm sorry but that song was awesome! Disney is taking over my soul! ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!
this is some straight up bullshyt! it's probably gonna gross like over $50mil
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if you aint' sexing at least once a day, you might as well be a eunuch!!
Awwww MK will be for sure watching this with his Chihuahua, Elvie.
We have two Min Pins and a Min Pin mix, but that's close enough!
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
The tagline for this dog of a movie creeps me out. "50% LOVER"? The first thing that springs to mind is two chihuahuas humping! *puke*
I'm not surprised Disney is pimping out another bitch since their current bitch (Miley) is in the doghouse.
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Absolutely interesting! http://www.amazing-world.eu.tf
Me and my papillions are going to get baked and watch this movie on dvd. I can't wait.
The tagline should be "yo quero away from Paris"
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
My rottweiler will adore this movie.
Its nice to know that Disney does not limit itself in what it pursues to whore out. I suppose exploiting young children does have its limits.
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Disney does it again.
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One more thing......... just like when the live action Dalmation movies came out, yeah, Chihuahuas are gonna be THE dog to buy, and then drop off at a shelter when t gets old. How sad. Hell, in order to keep my old dogs (youngest is 2, oldest is 13), I have to have a Kennel License from the city I live in. Once a year, an Animal Control person comes to my house and inspects the house, the dogs, all shot/vet records, everything! And, I have to pay $50 a year for this! Plus, all my pets HAVE TO BE SPAYED/NEUTERED!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
Diego is spot on.
I volunteer at our local Humane Society and see how stupidly people treat their pets. Some get turned into the Society because they don't match the decor of the new house. Too many people buy animals impulsively, like a pair of earrings or shoes, when they see one in a movie or find out that some dumbass "celebrity" got one. For a while it was Dalmations. Then it was Jack Russells, followed by chihuahuas (thanks Taco Bell), then Pitbulls, followed by Yorkies (thanks Wonky and Shitney), and now we're probably coming back to chihuahuas.
These dogs need permanent homes by people willing to invest up to fifteen or more years with them. But hey, not many people invest fifteen years with ANYTHING in the current culture.
How sad.
Very true about the small dog/kid thing. That's why I have the big Chihuahuas. the smallest is 8 pounds, the biggest is almost 20!!!! I just wish I could put thier pics up. And, I have 3 boys with ADHA. The dogs have been very possitive for them, Teaching them to look out for those who are smaller, I guess you could say.. Funnist thing ever, the sight of my 17 year old, 6 ft, 180 lb Redneck son walking around the house with a Chihuahua that looks like the Taco Bell dog, but bigger. About 10lbs bigger. I feel like my boys have learned more from those dogs about life and love and respect than any human could teach them.
Living well is the best revenge.......
My kids are going to want to see this, LOL! It looks annoying but in a cute way. hahaha
And I agree with Diego, small dogs are usually not good with kids. Kids are too hyper for them.
Every little dog I have ever encountered has been moody and angry.
I prefer big, sloppy dogs. They are so loving and think they are tiny. LOL
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Submitted by Ashley on May 9, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Then you're the exception. I grew up with them too, but that doesn't mean they're good dogs for children. Any responsible breeder will tell anyone that and there are some breeders and rescues who refuse to adopt smaller dogs out to people with small children. Some go way too far, but generally it's for the safety of both. A small child gets too wound up and frightens the dog which can bite then the kid is hurt and the dog ends up in a shelter or punished way too harshly. It's just a fact that small dogs and small children are not a good match. It's great that you're not an irresponsible owner, but you're a very small minority.
This movie looks hilarious, I can't wait to see it! Too bad I can't bring my little Chihuahuas into the movie theater to see it.
I showed my daughter the movie trailer and she is very exited to see it too. She thinks that one of the dogs looks like her dog Vinny. I never should have showed her this! Now I am going to be asked everyday if she can go see the movie yet. Four year olds just don't understand the concept of time.
OBEY THE CHIHUAHUA!
Submitted by Diego on May 9, 2008 - 7:20pm.
It'll probably be a huge hit because it's Disney and they have a knack for convincing every child in America they need to see every movie the studio puts out. But chihuahuas are probably one of the worst dogs for children. I grew up with them because my grandmother and mother always had them around and they are snappy as hell with kids because they're so small that they feel threatened and who can blame them? They're tiny little dogs. So all the people who truly love the breed will be able to walk into any shelter in the country and get one when all the moron parents discover that this breed sucks for their horrible little children. Personally, I'd rather drop a kid off at a shelter than a chihuahua, but that's just me.
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Huh? I have a 4 year old daughter and 4 Chihuahuas and they get along just fine. I raised my daughter to be gentle with ALL animals and to have respect for them. It's parents that don't do that who are the problem.
For some reason, I think there are going to be groups of people protesting this movie.
Disney of old, I used to love. This new crap is shit with whipped cream and a fucking doggie on top.
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I'm a chola at heart.
It'll probably be a huge hit because it's Disney and they have a knack for convincing every child in America they need to see every movie the studio puts out. But chihuahuas are probably one of the worst dogs for children. I grew up with them because my grandmother and mother always had them around and they are snappy as hell with kids because they're so small that they feel threatened and who can blame them? They're tiny little dogs. So all the people who truly love the breed will be able to walk into any shelter in the country and get one when all the moron parents discover that this breed sucks for their horrible little children. Personally, I'd rather drop a kid off at a shelter than a chihuahua, but that's just me.
Submitted by Diego on May 9, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Shoot, you are absolutely right and it never occurred to me.
Poor little guys. :(
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I've said it before and I'm saying it again: this movie is going to be a FUCKING HOOT.
Seriously, I'm a complete and total movie snob with no patience for the drecky shit that idiots like Adam Sandler and Mike Meyers keep churning out. "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" (or as it was originally called, "South of the Border") is going to be a whole lot of cool, silly, talking-dog fun.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
It looks like a good kids movie, but I do think this is going to be bad for lots of chihuahuas. They are not good for children and how many idiots are gonna go out and buy one after seeing this movie because little Susie wants one to dress up? So all you chi lovers and rescues get ready and start saving and lining up foster homes because in about a year there are going to be a zillion of these poor little dogs needing new homes.
Submitted by Monalicious on May 9, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Oh, boy, you are my new BFF.
Chihuahuas and weed.
What a combo.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Oh, shit....... I just found my new favorite movie!!!! I'm a "Mommy' to 6 Chihuahuas, and 2 Poodles, and I love the breed!!! They are very loyal to their owners and shed very little. Plus, little known fact, and the thing that makes them #1 in my book, they are stoner dogs!!!! My Chihuahuas LOVE to get high!!! Thye love to sit in my lap while I'm smoking weed, then they get down on the floor and start humping things!!!!Love'em!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
Submitted by robrr1118 on May 9, 2008 - 2:23pm.
Obedience School Musical
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ROTFLMAO! This looks cute. Love when the little dog says, "Jealous?" Haha!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
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MK,
If Disney is getting it's ideas from your brain then you are most likely responsible for Hannah Montana which means I am super pissed at you right now.
Did somebody say talking chihuahuas?!?!?!?!?!!?
Oh my god, I need a new pair of Depends.
LOVE talking chihuahuas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've heard they've already signed the entire cast for the sequel, "Beverly Hills Chihuahua II."
They're also trying to manufacture a real-life romance between the "male" chihuahua and his female co-star.
However, that's not going very well because the "male" chihuahua is actually a poodle AND she just moved to West Hollywood [not that there's anything wrong with that].
And there reportedly are some racy pics of the girl chihuahua out there on the internets.
Anyways, don't expect a "Beverly Hills Chihuahua III."
I just don't want too many little girl chihuahuas getting their hopes up.
It just isn't to be.
If I was still using, probably could get a lot out of this movie. It looks pretty bad, but if its bad enough, we could be looking at a camp classic.
Obedience School Musical
@ Manimal5 on May 9, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by letinstar on May 9, 2008 - 3:56pm.
ack! i'm completely convinced one of these little ankle biters has jumped me...
My grandmother had one of those dogs, Nasty. Everytime I walked by it would bite me in back of my ankles. Sometimes it wouldn't let go and I'm dragging it across the room.LOL
i've said on an earlier post about how sneaky these little dogs can be...what is so appetitizing about the ankles? maybe this movie will answer that...lol
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It'll be number one opening weekend!
Submitted by letinstar on May 9, 2008 - 3:56pm.
ack! i'm completely convinced one of these little ankle biters has jumped me...
My grandmother had one of those dogs, Nasty. Everytime I walked by it would bite me in back of my ankles. Sometimes it wouldn't let go and I'm dragging it across the room.LOL
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My sister gave a chihuahua as a gift- but I learned him to stop barking I hate yappy dogs
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Not watching it unless the movie happens to be about the dogs owned by hollyweird douchebags that rebel and horribly kill their owners.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
ack! i'm completely convinced one of these little ankle biters has jumped me...
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 9, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on May 9, 2008 - 2:27pm.
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My theory on small dogs: If it's small enough to fit in a blender, that's where it belongs.
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Haha,
My neighbor has a small dog that barks at me EVERYDAY, and is always biting my ankles.
I actually HATE that dog, plus it's ugly.
Team big dogs!
@VLA: Word..
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RE: Pamplets.
That's a great idea! We do the same thing around Easter outside petstores that sell rabbits.
Uvula,
I shouldn't have laughted, BUT I SOOOO DID!
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Uvula - I'm not a fan of small dogs either. They're cute, but to just have in my house, no thanks. I like my dogs big and playful
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I can't watch the vid but am gonna go out on a limb and say that this movie will be caca.
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Oh my xenu I remember when the song they're singing came out
they changed the lyrics
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Submitted by Rishkin on May 9, 2008 - 2:27pm.
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My theory on small dogs: If it's small enough to fit in a blender, that's where it belongs.
*ducks*
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
I feel like havin' some Taco Bell.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
Most Chihuahuas are nasty.
Little ankle bitters.
Hey Disney, running thin on ideas much..
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If any chihuahuas get ritually sacrificed on a stone altar, using obsidian knives, I am NOT taking my kids to see it.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
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Submitted by RigaToni on May 9, 2008 - 3:16pm.
When "The Shaggy Dog" came out a few years ago, an acquaintance who shows Sheepdogs on a high level said the Sheepdog associations would go hand out pamphlets in the lobbies of movie theaters instructing people about the responsibility of owning one.
They didn't want to see happen to their breed what happened to the Dalmatian so many years ago.
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I didn't hear about the pamplets thing - that was a good idea (I was thinking about what happened once "101 Dalmations" came out when I made my initial post).
Unfortunately, I still think this movie will add to the damage already done by Paris et al.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
When "The Shaggy Dog" came out a few years ago, an acquaintance who shows Sheepdogs on a high level said the Sheepdog associations would go hand out pamphlets in the lobbies of movie theaters instructing people about the responsibility of owning one.
They didn't want to see happen to their breed what happened to the Dalmatian so many years ago.
I don't think there's much hope for the chihuahua though... they're small enough that there's not as much thought going into adopting them... if you have to find a place for a Dalmatian, you might think about it for 10 seconds first. I already am pretty disgusted about the backyard breeders and puppymillers who are doing horrible things to the chihuahua standard.
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