Do Not Pass The Bong
Just when I thought that I've heard it all, comes this story out of Houston. If you're eating, you might want to skip this story and head on over to CuteOverload.com instead.
Three Kingwood teens have been arrested and accused of digging up a secluded grave and removing a skull in Humble, a city north of Houston.
Kevin Wade Jones, 17, and Matthew Richard Gonzalez, 17, both of Kingwood, told Houston police that around March 15 they and a 16-year old juvenile dug up a grave, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a "bong," a device used to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.
Houston police believe the teens disturbed the grave of an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921.
All the more reason to be cremated. Don't blame weed for this shit either. Blame stupidity. That being said, I'll believe it when I see it. Scratch that, I don't ever want to see that. EVER.
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Vile. I hope the burn in Hell. Sick fucks.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 9, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Your post has spawned my inner child singing:
"Shitty Bong Bong
Shitty Shitty Bong Bong
Oh you pretty Shitty Bong Bong
Shitty Shitty Bong Bong
We love you"
Welllllllllllllll, guess what just replaced "Ease On Down The Road" in my head!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Uvula - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.....I know. I'm retarded.
:::blushing face:::
Isn't one of the childhood precursors to being a serial killer/rapist grave robbing? I'm pretty sure it is, along with torturing animals.
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ME- Not originally but Jim Carrey busted out with it unscripted in #2 I think. Priceless!
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Some people will do anything to get high...
Couldn't imagine the weed being any better --- what happened to the old days of beer bongs, using a coke can for a bong, and aquarium bongs...
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Submitted by TOPANGA on May 9, 2008 - 10:44am.
A boy who died in 1921? damn, they couldn't at least shoot for the 1990's?! But seriously, this is some f-ed up sh**. There is a special place in hell for people like this.
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On their fucked up behalf...a 1990's corpse, if embalmed properly and encased in a tight coffiin could still have flesh on it.
*barfs*
Bradiful - *snort*
Uvula - ACE VENTURA!!!!!!!!! (right)???
They sell fake ones, you know... Could have gotten a skull-shaped mug at iParty and had fun with it...
These losers need to go to a special jail. Ugh, this is so evil and creepy.
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Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 1:39pm.
I'm sorry, but a skull would make a really, really, shitty bong. Too many holes.
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Your post has spawned my inner child singing:
"Shitty Bong Bong
Shitty Shitty Bong Bong
Oh you pretty Shitty Bong Bong
Shitty Shitty Bong Bong
We love you"
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
HI Nit, I know you're out but what the hell is that minge on Heather supposed to be? I can't tell... Is it a furry pussy?
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Home schooled kids are fucking WEIRD!
I have heard of skull SHAPED bongs, but an actual skull?
wtf is wrong with people?!
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M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 1:39pm.
I'm sorry, but a skull would make a really, really, shitty bong. Too many holes.
- this made me snort laugh.
A skull is just not smart ergonomics for a pothead.
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This news is fodder for rotten dot com, and it's not even Halloween yet.
You have to feel sorry for the parents who are home-schooling their kids in the hope of protecting them against "bad influences."
Ah yes, more idiotic shenanigans by brain-dead inbreds for our amusement.
There's a reason euthanasia became a word.
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The guy on the right looks kinda Hot.....Looks like straight from some editorials of VMAN or Arena magazine, don't you think?
People use "bongs" to smoke marijuana? Edifying! Somehow I don't think the good citizens of Houston needed that sidebar.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
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How frightening that teenagers could even imagine this in their fucked up little heads, let alone go through w/it.
Fuck that! These three are broken, i say euthanize em.
(We always have the 18 Buggar kids to replace them with!)
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Mani, Humble is only a couple miles down the road. Don't worry though..I'd only take you to the best graveyards. I'm out..I know I keep saying that but this farging avi is not cooperating w/me!!
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OnT: M.E. this was my first thought after the "ew" and "what the fuck?": "How'd they seal that shit up?"
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A boy who died in 1921? damn, they couldn't at least shoot for the 1990's?! But seriously, this is some f-ed up sh**. There is a special place in hell for people like this.
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Well, once you're dead... you're dead. But what's the POINT of this stupid act?. Obviously they thought using a real skull would be cool and all, but it's plain stupid. I hope they get one of those rare diseases that can remain dormant for years. Fucking brainless junkies.
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M.E.: I agree! Ew
I'm sorry, but a skull would make a really, really, shitty bong. Too many holes.
This is disgusting.
If they're so obsessed with graveyards and the dead, bury them for a while. I expect they'll either expire from fear or learn to leave that shit alone.
Either way. Whatever.
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Just when I thought moving to Humble, Texas was a good idea.
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So sad. His poor parents. This would send me over the edge if it was my kid.
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Geeezus....
I hope the spirit of that kid haunts the shit outta these 3.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
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I agree with Lolo.
Punishment by skull fucking.
what in the holy hell?!?!
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God bless that poor childs spirit.
Should be punished by being skull fucked in prison
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I feel so creepy for saying this, but this skinnier kid is kinda sexy.
This is SO fucking SICK. I read it yesterday.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"