Playboy Wants Miley
Hugh Hefner knows who Miley Cyrus is? I'm impressed. He probably thinks she's some country western chickie from the 1820s, when he was a teenager. At yesterday's Playboy Ho of the Year luncheon, Hugh gave his two cents on the VF crap saga, “She’d be welcomed in the magazine. Very pretty lady."
I love that he called her a pretty lady. Hugh is a pretty lady too! We're all pretty ladies.
Hugh went on to tell Extra, “I think to make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality." Hugh then had to excuse himself, because he went poopy in his panties.
And ewww at Miley in Playboy. Now Trish Cyrus in Playboy is a different story. She's already got the "I'll suck yo dick for a deep fried snickers" look down pat.
Hef should stick to pajamas. That jacket is crawling up around his neck. Pajamas also suit his frame of mind if he is going to make statements about Playboy welcoming a sexualized kid and calling her a "very pretty lady." He blames America's schizo attitude, not the creepiness of the situation, like a dinosaur spouting slogans that no longer apply.
Hugh went on to tell Extra, “I think to make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality."
Ha! easy for him to say! he's the one who turned Hollywood into Sodom and Gomorrah, It didn't start to get so dirty until he moved out there in the 70's!
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Submitted by r5bales on May 10, 2008 - 9:30am.
That is his default response when he is asked about any female celebrity.
The senile tend to repeat things. It gives them a sense of stability and order.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
That is his default response when he is asked about any female celebrity. He says that all the time.
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My dog always chases people who pass by on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bicycle away.
he's at the red/violet shade [if you know what i mean] sunset years of his life - he needs to go ahead and give kendra a kid - ooohh, that would so fucc up ms. #1 and ms. #2
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if you aint' sexing at least once a day, you might as well be a eunuch!!
I got my issue of VF in the mail a few days ago, and I think the photo of Miley draped across her father's leg is much worse than the one of her with a sheet on. Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
This man probably don't know what day it is.
Hey you get off my cloud...
This Man is the godfather of Hot Girls! http://www.amazing-world.eu.tf
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 10, 2008 - 3:29am.
Somebody should have said that to Tommy Girl.
I'm starting the think the whole VF thing was a smokescreen for the weird shit going on with the Disney porn in China.
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on May 10, 2008 - 11:53am.
He comes off sounding senile. Hugh's got about 5 more years anyway.
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When life stops being worth it, is it time to quit?
This old fartbag comes off sounding like a phedo.
Submitted by ricki lake on May 9, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Whatever way you slice it, Grandpa comes off as pervy, sorry.
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haha grandpa IS pervy... Hef would probably see that as a compliment ;) he prides his whole existence on being a pervert... actually, being a pervert has made him a millionaire.
Submitted by happyface on May 9, 2008 - 6:20pm.
I hate how so many people think Hugh Hefner's life is the ideal. His idea of a beautiful woman is Shauna Sands. He's obviously a homo.
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hey but at least he gets those nasty hoes off your streets for a while and locks them in his grotto...
if only we had an equivalent mansion dungeon for trashy hoes in the uk... sigh.
Hef knows his whores!
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
“She’d be welcomed in the magazine. Very pretty lady."
yeah and knowing the hot pants miley is she'll go running right to him.
love hugh though. his son made his acting dabute on an episode of cold case. but miley is too young and he should apologize.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
My good friend met Miley once in B. Hills and said she actually had a good personality and was actually nice to talk to...then when the pics came out he said "I don't see what the big deal is" and I asked him how old he thought she was...he said about 21 [[thats when he agreed with me that those pics were borderline child porn after I told him she was 15]]...so what does that tell you about how her parents are marketing her??
So in a sense I feel sorry for her, imagine being 14, 15 and having old geezers like The Hef wanting to see you naked....and apparently, your parents being okay with it....I have a feeling Miley's parents will be on the next installation of VH1's "Kid Star parents exposed"....its really sad what these kids have to go through because their parents see them nothing more than as a cash cow
::"Love yourself and respect your body
Don't let anyone talk you out of your panty pudding" - Khia::
I hate how so many people think Hugh Hefner's life is the ideal. His idea of a beautiful woman is Shauna Sands. He's obviously a homo.
Yeah Miley, that's the kind of humiliating proposal you get after exposing yourself to pedos in a skanky way. Get used to that.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 9, 2008 - 11:26am.
No one is saying Hef doesn't have an amazing life.
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You mean if I walk around in my bathrobe all the time I too can have an amazing life?
Sign me up.
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Submitted by letinstar on May 9, 2008 - 1:07pm.
is hef aware that miley is 15?
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I'm not sure he has many lucid moments.
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letinstar, who is your avie? Steven Tyler, Joe Perry? You?
is hef aware that miley is 15? perv...oh and nice swirly combover...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Oh man Heff just likes teefs.
Heff aint got no teefs so he is all jelly of miley
heffaloonie?
bunnyloonie?
rabbidferrabbits?
pooncrazed?
god damn
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4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
1) She's not a 'very pretty lady', she's an extremely ugly girl and
2) She's 15, so a nude Playboy pictorial would be considered child pornography under the law, so
3) Hugh Hefner is a sick, dirty old man.
If he's calling her pretty, that's proof positive that Hef's truly senile.
Is he dead in this pic? Like Bernie?
She's already heading that direction, so why not?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
I hope he added the phrase "when she's old enough," when he made this comment. Otherwise the cheese really has slid off his cracker.
Man.... he is getting really old.
Oh this should totally help Miley's plight.
Thanks for the creepy endorsement Hef, thumbs up!
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I wonder what Hugh means by "welcomed in the magazine".
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 9, 2008 - 12:27pm.
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Do you ever watch the girls next door? Hugh is clearly senial and thinks hes still 20 and attractive outside his money.....so in his mind, this is totally appropriate!
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The minute Life comes knocking, im outta here!
Submitted by MachSchnell84 on May 9, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Not to mention, Hef referenced the whole Vanity Fair drama over her exposed BACK, so clearly he knows these comments are going to be 'controversial' or whatever and meant them to be. Gee, how dare we react exactly like he wanted us to.
Submitted by MachSchnell84 on May 9, 2008 - 1:36pm.
I agree America is schizophrenic and retarded about sexuality, but there's also no need for octagenarians to spout off to the press about which 15-year-olds are hot enough to eventually be in his porn magazine, either. They're two extremes. No one seriously think he meant for her to pose now, but what if she was 13 right now? Would THAT be gross? 12? 11? 10? When is "too young" to make these kinds of comments? Whatever way you slice it, Grandpa comes off as pervy, sorry.
PS The most offensive think Hef said is that Miley is pretty. Even with the most expensive makeup, hair, and stylists, she is little more than slightly above average.
Am I the only one who sees a Playboy offer as anything but just gross and a hint that the world just wants to see you with your clothes off? It's not like the magazine has churned out any true, lasting sex symbols lately. I have the perception that Playboy is past its prime, anything but an honor and that invitations to appear are reserved for the barely or just legal and the scandalous. Am I totally off base or is there a present-day relevance outside of Heff's head?
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
So I'm pretty sure he doesn't mean he wants her in the magazine NOW. What the hell is wrong with you people? 18 is the LEGAL age to do shit (for lack of a much better word) in this country ... now let's use our brains and think about how this might apply to Playboy.
P.S. It's not porno. I think you all must be looking at some other magazine...
Missy I agree with that comment and I think the big stink about Vanity Fair was fucking stupid. I also think it's pervy and gross for an octogenarian to talk about putting a kid 70 years his junior in his porno mag
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
I'd fuck him before I'd fuck here
no man, Im with Heff on this one. America is schizophrenic about sexuality.
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
You don't call a child a lady when the lady in question is a child, Hef.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Please, Miley Cyrus in Playboy Magazine?!...she's more like Horse and Hound Magazine material.
and P.S. Does that Peedo Hugh Hefner not know that this is chick is only 15 years old? Lay off the Viagra Heff.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Wow that is totally appropriate to talk about a CHILD and her pornographic prospects. Sweet.
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Um, I'm hoping that little remark was meant to have the appendix "...when she's 18." Gross. Not that I think it's impossible to find 15-year-olds attractive, I just think we should maybe wait a few years before they pose nude in a magazine. Nice, Hef.
No one is saying Hef doesn't have an amazing life. But Miley is NOT pretty, and she's 15 fucking years old. No one but 12 yr old boys should be looking at her in a sexual way. Gross.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
This is exactly what the Cyrus family has intended all along. They have engineered every event of scandal to maximize lucrative profit from.
What a sick old man! Everyone knows this little girl is only 15. Hefner is the reason men think it's okay to sexualize very young girls, as well as to judge women only by their sexuality. He makes me want to barf glittery bunny ears.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Are you guys fucking kidding me? Hef is the MAN. Everyone on the face of this planet probably wishes they were him. Case of jealousy anyone?! Let's stop making fun of his age and actually appreciate the empire of beautiful women he has provided us with! Honestly, what man (or woman!) wouldn't want a wealth of beautiful women to deal with as their JOB (and make MILLIONS)?! You're all crazy for dissing Hef. Who gives a shit what he said about Miley's lame Disney ass.
Honest to god think this guy is an alien. David Icke book type alien.
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Miley is NOT pretty. sorry Hugh....get a new prescription for your glasses.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
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Hefs new magazine: Playboy Jr.(for teens)sheeesh. 8\