Friday, May 9th 2008
Did The Mirror Break?
Did it break from Shauna Sand's intense glamour is what I meant! Shauna Sand brought some real class and elegance to the Playboy Playmate of the Year luncheon yesterday. What the hell is that gorgeous creature doing with all those dollar store skanks! She's like a precious rose among a field of weeds. She's like a stunning diamond among a pile of rocks. Shauna of course wore her exquisite lucite heels. She will die if she doesn't wear them. I'm not joking.
So, here's more pics from yesterday's ho's ball. The chick in the drag queen Barney dress is 2008's Playmate of the Year. Clearly, Shauna deserves that title every year.
The purple get-up that chick is wearing looks like one of Marie Osmond's old ones from the Donny & Marie show in the 70's.
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**I'm going to be awesoming all over the place.**
Couldn't anyone put fecal matter in her lip gloss tube?
Wow, Hefner's not Groping anyone! It's a miricle! And by the way Shauna does have real breasts.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
There is nothing left for me to say because you all covered it from root to tip.
Hey you get off my cloud...
Playmeat (typo, but it stays) of the Year is a Barbie Benton clone. She is cute, but nothing compaired to Carmella DeCesare!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
The women in the group picture surrounding the Playmate of the Year, are probably the most scacry looking things I have had the pleasure of looking at in a long time. Look at the 90 year old "Loretta Swit" tranny with the lace up top! Terror at it's finest!!!!!!!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
How stoopid these women must be to think it an honor to look all the same and to be officially stamped as a sex object?
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"Diamonds less than 24 carats are just cheap trinkets and Bentleys are for losers who can’t afford Rolls". - From “Gilmore Girls”
they are really fake!
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
Shauna's boobs are fake? I thought they were real cuz they're super-sag and kinda lopsided. wtf??!? someone please tell me, are they real or fake? Either way, she needs a boob lift STAT!!!
Submitted by Diana Crabtree on May 9, 2008 - 7:02pm.
Albanian prostitutes are much hotter
Smarter, too.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Albanian prostitutes are much hotter
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it looks like the pmoy & katherine from 'rock of love 2' share the same hair & clothing stylists.
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Yup, yup, yup. Gotta pick a fug brunette POTY so Holly won't feel threatened.
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"My, my the clock in the sky is pounding away
There's so much to say..."
I was gonna say ewwww, man hands...but then I realized that it's okay when they belong to a man....
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
Gross, that whole Playboy gestalt make me wanna puke.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
I've never seen so much plastic in my life. No wonder they had to put a cover over the place. Those bitches would melt if they were left in the sun too long.
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"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg
They need to include pictures of these fucked up women in that study the Brits did that showed playmates were becoming more masculine: narrow hips, thick waists, etc.
The irony in all this is that all the money they collectively spent on looking hot made them fugly or fuglier.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Shauna wins the Worst Lipstick Ever award. gross
Does anyone else see the look-from-hell that the chick on the b ottom in the pink is giving to that chick with a case of man face? Horrifying. And who the fuck is the chick behind her?? It looks like a blonde, over plumped version of Charo! That being said, yes, Shauna looks dazzlingly elegant! *cough*
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"You're fat and you're nasty! You're mopey and you're dopey! You're a sloppy bitch!!"
I used to wear that shade of lip gloss when I was 14.
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"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg
It all started w/the kidnapping of Elizabeth Smart & Pam Andersen being hurt by Tommy. Think.
Where did this idea of beauty come from? I mean, who came up with the whole over-tanned, bleach blonde, 9-year-old boy shaped body with huge tits and over- inflated lips thing?
I cant fathom why this is considered attractive. But what does an African- American, confident chick like myself know?
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
When Shauna runs out of lip gloss she can always lick one of those malted easter eggs & rub it on her rhoids, oops I meant lips.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Submitted by theboy on May 9, 2008 - 2:23pm.
***FUCKITY FUCK***
who is the gorgeous "lady" wearing the light brown body suit in the group picture?
more than 50% of her is plastic and WHY IS SHE NOT FAMOUS ?????????
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There is only so much fame to go around and Pheobe Price doesn't like to share!
Oh, my!
Looks like a Convention of Aged and Ageing Drag Queens. Circa 1957.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
***FUCKITY FUCK***
who is the gorgeous "lady" wearing the light brown body suit in the group picture?
more than 50% of her is plastic and WHY IS SHE NOT FAMOUS ?????????
POTY's dress is hideous!
As for the rest of these hoes, I'll reserve comment.
Submitted by slavike on May 9, 2008 - 1:16pm.
No, don't say that. Don't be so hard on your self, dear.
The first time is not necessarily the best anyway.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Woah, Shauna Sand in her best finery! I'm speechless.
All the ladies, except Playmate of the year look so seedy... ew. Retirement house.
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Rise against $cientology - MAY 10th - worldwide protest. Also in your city.
http://www.enturbulation.org/
http://forums.enturbulation.org/82-may-10th-protest/
Thanks Slavik. I will wear that this weekend w/my lucite 7" platform shoes that are better than hers. Mine have a lil $ sign in the heel where money goes in. I'll photo it & post it as my new avie. The lime green dollar sign will offset the pink pastel lips. You'll see...
the trannys in brazil look much hotter than these creatures who call themselves "playmates"...there so much plastic and bain de soleil going on there that if you get too close, your nose hairs will singe off...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
I work for Bonne Bell
That is Bonne Bell Lip Lites - Dreamsicle.
Retail price $2.97.
It's so sad that after all this time, my first comment, and it's wasted on this...
Clio, is that Bonne Bell? I love that bubble gum pink 60's lipcolor but it's hard to find. Usually you have to use 2 products to get that pastel pink. Does anyone know who makes this color?
Check thumbnail, 2nd row - 3rd picture.. The chicks in the front row to the right are a mess. One looks like a beat TRANNY and the other like Hillary Clinton.. Grosss...
Is Bonne Bell all she can afford?
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
Shauna is HIDEOUS... I almost feel embarrassed for her because her make-up is so poorly done and it looks terrible on her.
IMO, that little playmate of the year is nothing special... very average. There are girls that look like her everywhere... boooooring.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 9, 2008 - 3:03pm.
I know Rishkin, they all look pretty basic to me. And none of them are brown. Put that in your skull pipe and smoke it MachSchnell84!
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I don't get the one with the brown hair on the bottom, she just doesn't seem to fit in.
The blonde next to her seems to agree.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 9, 2008 - 12:24pm.
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I met a black girl who was in playboy once up at college. She looked REALLY average to me, but I guess she mustta looked very pretty in pictures....very photogenic! People dont look the same in pics as they do in real life sometimes!
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The minute Life comes knocking, im outta here!
WTF??? So much wrong in these pics it's hard to know where to begin.
I'm sure the aroma was positively yeasty.
They looked like hookers when they have to dress in serious biznis attire. Must everything be 4 sizes too small?
Even spandex has its limits.
Oh, and there is something seriously wrong with the face on the beast in the purple dress. It's all lopsided and shit. Did she have a stroke when they told her she would have to blow Hef to get the ho of the year award?
I'm serious about the Bernie thing. Hugh looks like Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's in this pic. And don't make fun of Shauna. She's done better for herself than anyone in her 7th grade class would've bet. I'm sure she was the ugly duckling girl. Probably until she saved enough for plastic surgery and contacs. Not to mention bleach and lucite.
allright mach well let's hug this shit out then!
ok, admittedly, that was weak, but I don't come here for fights, so know whatevs I said was all jokes
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Viva is no pee brain!
Who gives a fuck about Play Boy
That shit is disney pussy....and helllllooooooo miley!
I like my whores a bit more kinky then the soft shit in that rag.
i read Glossy Butthole Monthly
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Point did not go unnoticed - I concur.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
Bleeeh...look at her in the third pic. She's wearing so much frosted pink shit on her lips, there's actually a bridge of it between her upper and lower lip. Ughhh, she's a nasty ho.
P.S.- I even hear that Shaunna wears lucite slippers with her PJ's
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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you're missing the whole point, man. it's all jokes. From the roota to the toota. We snark on celebs, not each other (in theory).
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
These dumb sluts have 250,000 cc's of silicone in their breasts and a combined I.Q. of 250 in their brains
That's a breast to brains ratio of 1000 to 1
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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I'm not a dude. And sorry you're assuming I have an "I Heart Hef" site. That's just lame. Also, I'm 100% aware this is a gossip site, so you're just as guilty as I am.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
nope, my wittle bittle bwain is too eensy weensy to do anything else. Waah.
Chill out dude. This is totally a gossip site. If I go to your I Heart Hef site talking shit, please, feel free to tear me a new one. Here, nobody is sacred.
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.