Afternoon Crumbs

Monica Bellucci needs to hand her husband over to me!

and oh my goodness the kittys are precious long live the kittys!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

That freakin' staring contest is insane! Couldn't match Alba but beat no. 2 by about 15 sec.

It's Fri Nite and now it is official. I am a dweeb.

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

I can't believe how insanely angry the Just Jared people are getting about George Cloony's girlfriend. They are taking it so personally!

Alba cheats. She's not supposed to move her eyes around. Bitch. But whatever, I beat her. She sucks.

are the gays causing a stampede to get to lance? why else does he think he needs a bodygaurd?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...

Good for Mayer & Maniston...I hope they're insanely happy together. She deserves some friggin' happiness for once.

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When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.
~Erasmus

Monica Bellucci's pretty hot for 43. Too bad she's married. But Euros wink at cheating, right?

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

No surprise there that Shitney had a house full of cigarette butts, liquor and dog shit. Wonder if the couches had period stains all over them too.

Nasty, disgusting whore.

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Cat in Boobs...LOL

I beat Jessica in the staring contest. The trick is to not open your eyes to far or they'll start to feel dry, nor should you keep them squinted because then you'll be tempted to blink. The fact that I was able to make that assessment makes me feel like a real loser.

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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie

Don't these assholes have better things to do than having online staring contests?

That must of been if you like to eat pussy wear your pussy day.

I don't get what the 'horsery duff' poster is complaining about... she always looks like a 40yr old out of work cocktail waitress.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Okay guys... I don't get the fucking cats thing. I mean Icanhasacheesburger is cute and funny, whatever. But what the fuck is up with quirky cats and their silly captions all over the internet??? Maybe it's cuz I'm more of a dog person, but the shit is kind of stupid sometimes as in the case of the pussy in the shirt. I was hoping for an entirely different kind of post!

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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.

Monica Bellucci!!!

I ♥ her....
Nips and all.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

$15 says Chestica will trip Asshole on her way down the aisle.

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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.

I wish Britney would get her shit together. She was on top of the world and then pissed it all away.

*Do you want some cheese with that whine?*

Holy Shit..and we Dlisterd get accused of having no life. Staring contest?! ROFLMAO..But she totally kicked my ass too!
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~

Hillary looks like like pupu