Friday, May 9th 2008
Heather Mills Won't Go Away
Heather Mills can't take a hint, now can she? People have probably screamed in her face to "go the fuck way," but she won't listen. Heather is in talks to star in the next season of "Celebrity Apprentice." Heather is no stranger to American reality TV. Her ass already lost "Dancing with the Stars."
Access Hollywood (via MSNBC) reports that Donald Trump approached Heather, but she's still thinking about it.
The Donald really isn't thinking this through. If you piss Heather off, she'll pour a glass of water over your head. I'm pretty sure the dead cat on Donald's head isn't waterproof.
Nice: Heather Mills and OJ on the same show. Two amoral sharks, laughing at getting away with it, getting paid for it, and getting attention because of it.
So this is what "money can't buy class" looks like! What an evil disgusting cunt.
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
i so wanna find her in a dark alley and beat the shyt outta her with her own wooden peg! then run around and come back around and 'save' her from the attacker and then bring her to my house, make sweet girly love to her, make her wire like $5mil in my account, then go dump her back in that dark alley, sans wooden foot!
i know, i'm wicked, good thing i don't believe in god or else i'll be off to hell, ha? !! the jokes on you!
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if you aint' sexing at least once a day, you might as well be a eunuch!!
FUG WHORE!
Lots of women would sleep with Macca for nothing; how many men would sleep with a one-legged whore....?
Plenty I guess, now that's she's a RICH pegleg whore.
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Really interesting! http://www.amazing-world.eu.tf
The look on her face says it all, "48 million, bitches. I don't give a shit what you peasants are saying - oh, and $70,000 a year." She achieved what she set out to achieve - exit with a fortune just for sucking old guy peen.
Call girl name: Sinkhole McJunglebush
Submitted by NitWitty on May 9, 2008 - 9:24pm.
Heather introduced herself to Paul using her call girl name...anyone...anyone?
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Bolognetta?
Submitted by NitWitty on May 9, 2008 - 9:24pm.
Heather introduced herself to Paul using her call girl name...anyone...anyone?
"Heather"?
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Submitted by NitWitty on May 9, 2008 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on May 9, 2008 - 8:36pm.
Haha, plus I'm on 3 shots of whisky!... yay me!
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See! You already fit right in!!
Okay, gang..I'm out for a bit. Keep up the funny!!!
oNt: Heather is a huge sucking leech..
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NitWitty ,
You are fuckin cool!
Submitted by NitWitty on May 9, 2008 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on May 9, 2008 - 8:36pm.
Haha, plus I'm on 3 shots of whisky!... yay me!
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See! You already fit right in!!
Okay, gang..I'm out for a bit. Keep up the funny!!!
oNt: Heather is a huge sucking leech
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Wanna hear something really lame?
I'm watching food network, on Friday night!
BBL in an hour, anyone from Texas don't suck in anything famous or important until I get back.
Heather's tits help stop any cravings for IHOP.
I think that Heather Mills is a perfect Omarosa substitute except that you just KNOW her charity will be that land mine thing. America will explode once people start planting mines all over the place out of spite, just to piss that bitch off.
Submitted by NitWitty on May 9, 2008 - 9:24pm.
Heather introduced herself to Paul using her call girl name...anyone...anyone?
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Peggy McStumpycunt.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
DEB!!!.... "Cuntress"?!?!..... you have warped my fragile little mind!!! oohh, the shame!!
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
Submitted by Rishkin on May 9, 2008 - 9:36pm.
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Yar on 3 shots of whiskey? You hidin' the bottle on us, now pass it around because we share around here, 'cept for tequila, no one shares the tequila.
Pssssst *whispers* if you get the bottle back after Debfromhell clean off the top with one of these antibacterial wipes or else be prepared to use some Herpecin.....for life.
Back in a couple of hours...stay sharp as tacks.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 9, 2008 - 8:38pm.
Posh was all up in his Sheepishness! She has a twirling wool fetish!
I thought her fetish was a whirling tool...I mean she married one.
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LMAO, Deb!!! Too fabulous! xoxoxo
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Submitted by Rishkin on May 9, 2008 - 8:36pm.
Haha, plus I'm on 3 shots of whisky!... yay me!
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See! You already fit right in!!
Okay, gang..I'm out for a bit. Keep up the funny!!!
oNt: Heather is a huge sucking leech..
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Posh was all up in his Sheepishness! She has a twirling wool fetish!
I thought her fetish was a whirling tool...I mean she married one.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by NitWitty on May 9, 2008 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on May 9, 2008 - 8:03pm.
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We're always on the prowl for fresh blood, erm, fresh bodies..Come on in and laugh and snark whenever you get the chance. Gamn Dlab to meet ya!
Heather introduced herself to Paul using her call girl name...anyone...anyone?
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I feel so out of the loop, kind of like
the last kid picked for Kickball in gym.
Haha, plus I'm on 3 shots of whisky!... yay me!
I love you people...haha
Submitted by NitWitty on May 9, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 9, 2008 - 8:20pm.
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Funny, I use a broom stick and duck tape for my fake fake leg too!
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Broom stick......geez you're so old-fashion....I like to use a spatula for my fake fake leg, made from Grade A titanium alloy.
You guys notice how Sheeps is so evasive about the whole thing? You totally know Posh was all up in his Sheepishness! She has a twirling wool fetish! Where did Lisa Douglas go anyway? She snuck out on us?!
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*gasps @ Debs use of the C word* Et tu, Deb? Et tu? LOL
Actually, I was going for Illean McBobsalot.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 9:02pm.
It's gotta be the eating-disorder clinic here--that's the only thing that makes sense: she has a one-hour appt each week.
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Maybe she was wanting to take a ride on the Twirl-O-Sheep ride.....jus sayin......
Nitty, was it Sheila, Cuntress of the Dark?
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by Rishkin on May 9, 2008 - 8:03pm.
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We're always on the prowl for fresh blood, erm, fresh bodies..Come on in and laugh and snark whenever you get the chance. Gamn Dlab to meet ya!
Heather introduced herself to Paul using her call girl name...anyone...anyone?
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 9, 2008 - 8:20pm.
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Funny, I use a broom stick and duck tape for my fake fake leg too!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Nitty did you watch Nitwitty Kitty yet? THere is a broom in it that is posing as Heather's anoexic leg...
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
...ummm..you are THE Voice of Reason...but I am under psychiatric care when insured...LOL. That is not saying much for one of us. You pick.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Back, whole DamFamily expects me to act like a mother or something...Sheesh. Don't they know my idol is Heather?
*adjusting fake, fake leg*
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Deb: Thanks for the kind words. But if I'm your voice of reason, you in some deep shit.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Princess Nitty has been saving up all week for tonite (yes I would love to KNOW how long it took you to find/create that avie), Princess Slutts is consistantly skewed and Mrs K. is Queen. PSL and D~A are the Dutchesses. Prince Sheeps is our voice of reason. TV is the Town Cryer.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on May 9, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Those three, Deb, Nitty and Slutts are the three funniest bitches on dlisted!
True story.
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ALL, of you guys are funny as hell,
Seriously!
I just can't keep up , I only come on about 3 days a week, but you people fuckin rock!
I can't tell you how many comingback quotes I've used, haha!
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 9, 2008 - 5:57pm.
Did not see her but I saw the paps camped out by the garage exit. Someone who works with me said the cameras all went off when he drove out (and he's the least Hollywood person you'd ever meet). It's gotta be the eating-disorder clinic here--that's the only thing that makes sense: she has a one-hour appt each week.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
There are many reasons to never forgive Paul McCartney: his overly cutesy antics, Wings, his shag in the 70s, his pie-faced daughter, etc. But Heather Mills takes the cake. Still, shouldn't she be on "Flavor of Love 4," fighting with "Miss" Tiffany Patterson over Flav, the latter's one true love? Come on, you know you'd watch it.
Bah! *pushes Mrs. K* Get out! No! You're the funniest! We're just the easily amusedest!!
Kinda like Heather with a pile a money.
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Thank you Mrs. K, but I think you're probably the HBIC of humor.
Sheeps-those aren't Frisbee tit's, those are pancake nipple tits. BTW, did you get to see Posh earlier?
Heather-thank you for making me feel so good about myself, that's not easy considering I'm a boozing chain-smokin' baby.
Submitted by Rishkin on May 9, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Those three, Deb, Nitty and Slutts are the three funniest bitches on dlisted!
True story.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
The nice thing about having McSlutty's avie over Heather's twat is it distracts the casual reader from fixating on Heather's Frisbee tits.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Yes, I luvs Nitty even though she stuck me in purgatory, but at least it not with DDL screaming "I've abandon my boy".
Rishkin, yeah...It's the smoking baby avi, sn Sluttsville! We really love each other tho..We are just warped in the way we show it! LOL
Just like Heather loves old rich guys with no prenups!
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Ahhh Nitty, you know that I'm just testy being stuck in Heather's hoo-haa all day, your hoo-haa has spoiled me with the new cars, oilfield equipment, and drive-thru, plus yours has that new car smell to it.
Then the red on the avie is from ciggie BURNS? Explosions? (...and all this time I was thinking Sally Beauty cornered the market on cheap hair extensions only.)
Would get a cold compress but that would just disappear, too.
Nits, did your sinkhole get a 90 wear old tombstone lately?
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by NitWitty on May 9, 2008 - 8:15pm.
@Rishkin, why it's our very own Sluttsville. She just loves the scent of stale ciggies and crusted one legged heather crotch first thing in the morning.
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Oh, Thanks, it's a poster on dlisted? I'm lost on this one.
I'll but out.
brb..just coughed and sucked in a john deere.
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As good and evil as Nitty is, she couldn't get the baby to keep smoking. Or maybe the cig keeps getting blown out by the constant queefing.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Submitted by NitWitty on May 9, 2008 - 8:25pm.
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Bushwhacker.....isn't the nickname for your last lover, the one that got lost inside you and the Search & Rescue Team couldn't find?
@Slutts, if you find any missing cell phones we can sell them on eBay!
Then we will be rich like Heather!
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Oh, Slutts..Evil Shoe has a new nickname I think we all kinda' like for you. Bushwacker. Kinda has a nice ring to it don'tya' think?
Jussayin... Heather would ask you to use your teef, I'm sure.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 9, 2008 - 8:16pm.
Hey Slutts?...ummm... When did you end up between some wonkie breasties? Was it before or after a casino trip to Vegas?
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Well, I started out in Nitty's sinkhole, but she lost me when she started searching up in it for her car keys and the remote control.