Friday, May 9th 2008
Gorgeous
At first I thought this was Charo after having some bad work done. No, it's Jacko, I mean LaToya, I mean Jacko. I'm not sure! Wait a Billie Jean minute! Maybe, it's Jacko dressed as Charo? That must be it.
Here's LaToya/Jacko at a promo appearance at a Munich, Germany department store yesterday. She's getting better with age. Just like tupperware.
Wenn
It's sad that they started chopping up their faces so they'd still look related.
I can almost understand not wanting to look like their father. He mind-fucked that whole crew.
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sayo:
your right about that. she was the lightest one out of all of them.
she and janet where the only good looking ones out of the bunch to.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by TANGELINE on May 9, 2008 - 1:41pm.
When I was a kid, I remember the Jackson girls. They were ALL very pretty.
Rebe was absolutely gorgeous, and LATOYA was very very pretty. She was the light skin one. So she didn't lighten her complexion like JACKO did, but she was reall beautiful.
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Rebe is still gorgeous!
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This is the mirror of Michael;) http://www.amazing-world.eu.tf
Goddamn Michael has aged rather badly. At least he's let his skin darken somewhat to its natural color.
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what did the jacksons use to lighten their skin?
Indeed, just like tupperware. My mom has old tupperware, and eventually it gets brittle and breaks... just like the Jacksons' faces.
You can really tell she and Wacko are related -- they've both bleached their formerly rich-looking skin, and chiseled their faces down to a weird first-year-art-student-sculpture look.
And what the hell is that under her cleavage?
the jackson's hated being black.
dressing the dead like that is just wrong
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Submitted by gucci on May 10, 2008 - 1:59am.
sad can not describe this site mrs kravitz. it just can't.
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No, but FABULOUS can! :D
sad can not describe this site mrs kravitz. it just can't.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Yeah, gucci...sad, right?
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Ho.ly shit.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on May 9, 2008 - 7:35pm.
It's one of those dollar store imitation Barbies that someone put in a microwave.
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"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg
My 3 yr old just just came up to me, stared at the computer screen, and then asked if that was Barbie.
oh that is soooo Michael in a wig!
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Tick "None comprehended."
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"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg
i was trying to find an orginal part on latoya...i'm coming up empty so far...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Walking tupperware advert
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
There's less plastic in tuppware..
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Some celebs may pass for OK from a distance...like maybe 300 feet...but poor LaToya looks bad from any distance and any angle.......Yuck...too damn old.
Why does E.T. have implants? I guess he likes this wig better than the blond one Gertie put on him. Bitch loves the tranny look.
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I'm a chola at heart.
C'mon, be nice. Sure, her face might look beat to hell, but what about the fashion? Doesn't the fashion make up a bit for the face?
I mean, look at the nice pointy shoes. She's ahead of her time.
You will see she started a trend and this will be all over the runways of Milan, Paris and New York before you know it.
First Germany, then the WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
When I was a kid, I remember the Jackson girls. They were ALL very pretty.
Rebe was absolutely gorgeous, and LATOYA was very very pretty. She was the light skin one. So she didn't lighten her complexion like JACKO did, but she was reall beautiful.
I CAN NOT IMAGINE WHY THE FUCK SHE WOULD DO THAT TO HERSELF.
memo to black people: Leave Plastic surgery alone!
It sorta looked to me at first as though Valerie Bertinelli's face was melting. I thought, wow, Jenny Craig really fucks you up.
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Before scrolling down to read the story, I totally thought "is that CHARO?!" Wow.
Is that the front end or the back end?
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...but....why is she....?
never mind
Poor Latoya! She should have left well enough alone (re:her face).
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MK I usually throw out old Tuppeware when I don't need it.
Maybe that's what needs to happen to this hag.
she dont scare me as much as jacko do but her nose look like a fucking clit
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I remember about a million years ago when I was a tween, she had a beauty advice column in "16" or Tiger Beat. Thank God I didn't listen to her!
Submitted by CindyC on May 9, 2008 - 11:20am.
Hey! Thanks for pointing that out!
Why do her boobs look stitched together at the top?
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Aw, sadness...
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You REALLY are on the Dlist if your promoting German Department stores. You think she even knows what country she's in?
I used to open Pepsi Bottle Plants, and I thought that was low....Love, Blanche Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by xxyxz on May 9, 2008 - 12:34pm.
OMFG! Damn... Not what one wants to see first thing in the morning
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Jesus you're not kidding. I was really looking forward to lunch. Now I just have a craving for a big glass of milk. Yet am fighting the gag reflex. CONFLICT.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
OMG! I'm sure she paid good money to have a vagina placed in the middle of her face!
OMFG! Damn... Not what one wants to see first thing in the morning
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First impression: Hair says "Fergie", face says "what the holy fuck".
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Her face!
She looks bad.
I saw Tina Turner on TV yesterday, she looks fuckin great for 67? 68?
She sort of looks south asian.... that is so bizare... from black, to white to asian... and extremely freaky.
How appropriate is it that she seems to be sporting a Van Dyke? lol.
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EEEEEEK!
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For one brief fleeting second I was TITMATIZED.Forgive me...but I am old enough to remember her Playboy shoot.
In that photo, it looks as though someone superglued her boobs together right at the top of her cleavage.
Damn nature, you scary!
*vomits bean burrito*
Shit MK! Don't you know it's lunch time?!?!?!?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
If you took those images and made a 'flip' picture book it would look like she's bowling.
"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do." - Tom Cruise
oh great, now my retinas are bleeding
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The face of mental illness.
What the fukkity fuck went on in that household? All Jackson siblings have severe issues that make them mutilate- repeatedly- their faces. They have more surgery than the norm in the industry.
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