Brangelina, Eat Your Heart Out
41-year-old Michelle Duggar is pregnant with her 18th child. My non-existent vagina hurts. The 21st member of The Duggar family will be born around New Year's Day. Baby number 18 will join its 7 sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.
The family lives in a 7,000 square foot home in Arkansas. They are currently shooting a reality series for Discovery Health.
Michelle's husband, Jim Bob, said, "Our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen."
The Duggar children's first names all begin with the letter J. They are: Josh, 20; Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; Johannah, 2; and Jennifer, 9-months.
They are running out of Js! They are going to have to start dipping into the Ps soon.
Well, if the Duggars ever run out of room in their house, a few of the children can move into Michelle's vagina. You know it's like a 6-car garage up in there.
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LA, please don't have kids.
Oh sweet Jesus. It figures that the resident lunatic here would commend this family for it's fuckery.
And yes, even though a woman's body is built for breeding, having 18 fucking pregnancies with little time between is NOT healthy.
Her body must be so depleted of calcium, iron, folic acid, god, what else?
missy on May 9, 2008 - 11:54am.
The 3 V's
Valium
Vicodin
Vodka
I always have a stash of something.
Peace. *makes V hand gesture*
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I heard that in Houston, when you go to court you put your left hand on a PEOPLE and raise your right hand to get sworn in..THEN you go out and get stoned during recess...
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 9, 2008 - 12:35pm.
No Jumanji in the bunch?
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You are so crazy... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey you get off my cloud...
JEEBUS LA! MichaelK puts the story up here and we "comment." See, right up there it says "Leave a Comment."
No one is telling these wackos what to do! If we say we disagree with their philosophy, values, and choices we are not telling "them what to do." No one here is calling them up, and demanding that they stop having children.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Whatever though, I figure people who complain about everything, even with their lives so fucking together, are the most unhappy, pill popping, people on the planet.
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PS. Accussing someone of being a pill-popper is a pretty serious accusation. Watch your fucking mouth.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 9, 2008 - 11:50am.
DID SOMEONE SAY VALIUM?
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L.A- Ummm...what's wrong with pills?
I'm still looking for the pill that makes you go away.
"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do." - Tom Cruise
Disgusting. Someone needs to forcibly sterilize these morons.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
The oldest kids are PRAYING Daddy gets his nuts caught in a turbine, or Mommy's uterus falls out.
Bitch must have a case of those ovulation test thingies. When she's ripe, Daddy gets to climb on board!
I agree with Ricki Lake.
That woman is selfish and disgusting, and so is her husband. These people are sick, inconsiderate morons.
The world has an overpopulation problem as it is (yes, Overpopulation, the issue conviniently swept under the rug), and our resources are strained because of people popping out babies like this. I don't give a shit if they live in America, they are a WORLD citizen, and should have at least some consideration for humanity as a whole. The bible was written 6,000 years ago in an uninhabitable desert, where most of these children would have died anyway, leaving one or two children alive to adulthood if the parents were lucky. *That* is why the old testiment encouraged women to "be fruitful and multiply". Because we live in society with modern healthcare, people are living longer, thus, less people are dying, thus, not much room/resources to go around. You know that food spike that happened recently? That's because of fucktards like this having babies like there is no tomorrow are comsuming so much, that 3rd world countries that produce the food don't have enough for themselves, so they have to jack up the prices so that they don't starve.
Congratulations Michelle and Jim Bob!
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 11:47am.
Why don't you take your uneducated, self-righteous comments and shove them up your ass? Go away and give us all a GD break because the vast majority of people in here are sick of your shit. I'm not trying to start another war, I'm just at the end of my rope with your stupidity. And I'll take the heat for everyone else.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 10:36am.
Well since you're so worried about over population and depleted resources don't have kids. Don't tell other people what they should and shouldn't do with their families. This is such a good family. They love their family, you rarely see what they have any where. You all fucking complain to much, like I said, you just nitpick every fucking thing. The town they live in, loves them because they are good and hard working people. They help each other out.
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STOP COMPLAINING LA!
I don't plan on having children, but thanks for caring. Since, you know, we're only supposed to care about our OWN uteruses. I'm sure they are decent people. They do seem nice. But their choice to have that many GD kids is questionable.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
You can bungee-jump using her Vayjay jay
EW
(I remember when MK posted about the 17th child lol)
ricki lake...it takes me a while to stop looking at your avie and actually read your post, but i did, FINALLY and you got me curious...
If each one of these kids follow the example set by their bible-thumping, selfish, tunnel-visioned parents, that's 324 kids...648 grand-kids...
Disgusting. Selfish. Self-righteous pricks.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
This lady needs to learn to keep her legs crossed.
Some part of me wants to hear this woman stutter thru more than a few J's just to get to the kids name she actually calling for...my mother used to mix mine with up with one of my cousins which would not have been so funny except for the fact that I was an only child and my cousins didn't come along until I was around 17 yrs old. ROFL.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
I would have phenomenally more respect for them if they did god's work by ADOPTING 18 kids instead of just crapping out that many. I am all for big families, do your thang, but these folks do seem like they are in it for the attention just a little bit.
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 9, 2008 - 12:46pm.
*giving Uncle Jesse a kiss*
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Have mercy.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Whatever though, I figure people who complain about everything, even with their lives so fucking together, are the most unhappy, pill popping, people on the planet.
*passing fukitol to all*
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Go Spurs!
LoveAngelina.."You all fucking complain to much, like I said, you just nitpick every fucking thing"
And you DON'T fucking nitpick? And you complain as well. Lose your superior illusions, honey, you're on this snarky gossip site all the time.
And it's TOO MUCH.
(How's that for nitpicking?)
"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do." - Tom Cruise
You all fucking complain to much, like I said, you just nitpick every fucking thing.
uhhh, yeah. that's why we are all on Dlisted.
i still can't figure out what you're doing here.
*pops a Valium*
Yes and under achieving, overly crude, under age people who have never worked a day in their life and live off HAND OUTS from their parents know everything about everything printed in People and on the TV and preach in vain.
Give me a fucking break.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
These people really piss me off. Naming them all J names pisses me off too. Basicly a little work camp where the kids do all the chores for mom and dad because they think it is there Godly duty to populate. Narcisists.
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They should figure out what's in his sperm and her eggs so they can end infertility for couples. Holy Shit that's a lot of babies!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Look, if this loon wants to pop out rugrats like there is no tomorrow, far be it from me to tell her not to. HOWEVER, she's gotta do something about the hair.
Is that too much to ask?
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 10:36am.
Well since you're so worried about over population and depleted resources don't have kids. Don't tell other people what they should and shouldn't do with their families. This is such a good family. They love their family, you rarely see what they have any where. You all fucking complain to much, like I said, you just nitpick every fucking thing. The town they live in, loves them because they are good and hard working people. They help each other out.
Whatever though, I figure people who complain about everything, even with their lives so fucking together, are the most unhappy, pill popping, people on the planet.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 11:43am.
What is sad is that the only parenting the mother does is to the newest addition, until, another new addition is added, then one of the older children is named responsible for the not so new addition.
That is not right and plain sad. The children do all the housework, chores, cooking, raising, etc.
Guess the mother just lays on her back and waits for another gift from God.
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You're exactly right.
*Do you want some cheese with that whine?*
You know, I'm waiting for this kid or the next one she pops out to be retarded. Bad things happen when you're older and still trying to have kids. The only "good" thing about what she's doing is that she might not get ovarian cancer as a result of having too many periods. That's about as far as the "good" goes.
The kids don't have individuality: they all learn to play the same instruments, the violin and piano. They aren't running around in booty shorts or with cell phones because the parents don't let them out of the house (not that they'd have time with all those kids to take care of because mom's ankles are too swollen all the damn time) and keep them on a short, short, short leash:
"Start protecting your family by removing books, magazines, television, or internet that have -worldly- or sensual content. Replace them with good things like wholesome music, biographies of great Christians, good old-fashioned family fun and games."
I know "worldly" can mean "experienced in the world" or "not religious." Either way, it's scary.
Just what the world needs: Ignorant Stepford kids that'll grow up to be as ignorant and touched in the head as their parents.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
*giving Uncle Jesse a kiss*
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 9, 2008 - 11:41am.
Just keep at it. Sometimes it takes several tries.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 9, 2008 - 12:44pm.
LCT- did you actually look at the site stoptheact?
Is that for real? And the spammers keep bum rushing. Oy.
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No... I wouldn't want to risk making any of those idiots money by visiting the site. Did you look?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Guess the mother just lays on her back and waits for another gift from God.
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In the form of an insatiable cock.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
LCT- did you actually look at the site stoptheact?
Is that for real? And the spammers keep bum rushing. Oy.
"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do." - Tom Cruise
Most guys in the NBA have that many kids but by 6 or 7 woman.....
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I think people should worry about their own uteruses and children.
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That should be true. HOWEVER, once they get their asses on a TV show, they become fair game. If they want to be left alone to their own devices. Great for them!, I'd just tell them to GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TV!
Somehow, I highly doubt they want to be left alone. If people start getting away from this dysfunctional family, then the ratings go down, and suddenly there is no more show and then... *gasp* NO MORE HANDOUTS, NO MORE SPONSORS, NO MORE CHURCH MONEY!!! They'll start selling organs (and children) as soon as that happens, Trust.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Ok, you just KNOW one of those children HATES being in this family enough to pull a total freakout if she gets knocked-up again. Actually, I think I remember one of the children saying on the show that he doesn't want kids. LOL!!!!!!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
What is sad is that the only parenting the mother does is to the newest addition, until, another new addition is added, then one of the older children is named responsible for the not so new addition.
That is not right and plain sad. The children do all the housework, chores, cooking, raising, etc.
Guess the mother just lays on her back and waits for another gift from God.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.
Pers- I'm trying to change my avie and it won't let me. It shows as being deleted then I look again and there it picture is, still up. Out damned spot!
I have no idea why it will not delete and let me upload the new one. Eh.
"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do." - Tom Cruise
And the no chit-chatting in the comments section saga continues. Hahaha
*Do you want some cheese with that whine?*
Submitted by lsapozhnikov on May 9, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Finally a place to expose people who lie on their profiles. A place to share your experiences. A place to expose the truth about others. A place to Warn others about bad experiences
or simply
See what others have to say about your man or shorty. You never know what they might be doing online
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
give me a fucking break! this woman should JUST STOP. I agree with what M.E said
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Go Spurs!
I've also heard her doctor has told her repeatedly that more babies are dangerous to her body, but she doesn't give a shit because her "divine" uterus keeps getting spooged in.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
Finally a place to expose people who lie on their profiles. A place to share your experiences. A place to expose the truth about others. A place to Warn others about bad experiences
or simply
See what others have to say about your man or shorty. You never know what they might be doing online
STOPTHEACT.COM
i doubt this is harmful to her body. the female body is meant to support litters of children. birth control is not natural.
that said, i still hate her and her bad hair.
Yes they live on handouts if you define handouts as "rental income from commercial property they own."
OK, LA this is why people don't like you.
You disagree with someone, ok, fair enough. You ask then for proof, they provide it and then you personally insult them and/or change the subject.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
It is true that the Duggars live debt-free...however their constant allusions to that fact are disingenuous. It does not mean they're subsisting solely by their own means. The mother may be a registered real-estate agent, but she doesn't work. The family also regularly solicits and receives donations from "similarly-minded folk," which I'm sure are not hard to come by down in Arkansas. Oh, by the way, the house they built? Lots of donations went into it, and most of the appliances and furniture were donated by corporations hoping to cash in the sick media maelstrom that these self-righteous fucks unjustly create.
Also, I'm sure the children are nice and pleasant now, but kids raised and home-schooled by psycho, dumbass parents become psycho, dumbass parents themselves. Do not tell me they will be well-adjusted socially or that they won't turn into miniature versions of their horrid parents. Frankly, I'd take the Kardashian whores' antics over these scary shit any day.
And what happens if every single one of these children decided to have 18 children? Obviously they will think it's more normal than someone who grew up with one sibling would. This family line is not so fucking important to justify this. This is excess to the extreme, and I hope and pray that someone will burn the Duggar compound to the ground and end this madness.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 12:31pm.
They work hard and live on hand outs.
I think people should worry about their own uteruses and children. Because you sound the like the fucking government telling this family how many children they should have when there are parents who have the prefect number of kids and they still neglect them. This is a good family, who loves their kids, but some how they're bad people because they love having a large family. Give me a fucking break, you'll complain to fucking much.
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People are entitled to their own opinions without being told they complain too fucking much LA. Having 18 children when the world is already seriously overpopulated and as a result our natural resources are getting depleted is inconsiderate. The amount of energy and resources that family uses in a daycould feed/heat 5 families of 4 for a week.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
I agree....if you can't AFFORD to have children, DON'T have them. Expecting the taxpayers to support your ass is just wrong.
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