Brangelina, Eat Your Heart Out
41-year-old Michelle Duggar is pregnant with her 18th child. My non-existent vagina hurts. The 21st member of The Duggar family will be born around New Year's Day. Baby number 18 will join its 7 sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.
The family lives in a 7,000 square foot home in Arkansas. They are currently shooting a reality series for Discovery Health.
Michelle's husband, Jim Bob, said, "Our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen."
The Duggar children's first names all begin with the letter J. They are: Josh, 20; Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; Johannah, 2; and Jennifer, 9-months.
They are running out of Js! They are going to have to start dipping into the Ps soon.
Well, if the Duggars ever run out of room in their house, a few of the children can move into Michelle's vagina. You know it's like a 6-car garage up in there.
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*crying*
Go to IL, pop out a bunch of inbreds, live on a farm, all while having a successful career in advertising......
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *tries to breathe* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *turning blue* HHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*faints*
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 9, 2008 - 11:20am.
For someone so smart, you do choose the silliest times to be dumb. She set that joke up for me. I am not sorry I said it. Now of course I don't want her dead and I never assumed she would even take me seriously because I sure as shit didn't take her stupid ass comment nearly as serious as some of you did mine.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
LCT- You, handicapped?
no! You're HANDI-CAPABLE!! (Thumps chest)
he he. god has it been a long morning or what.
"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do." - Tom Cruise
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 9, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Sigh. It's "whiz". Wiz is slang for pee.
YOU CRACK ME UP!!!
I now have a mental picture of Allan Harper pinching the bridge of his nose, closing his eyes in frustration and saying "Wiz is slang for pee."
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 9, 2008 - 1:22pm.
LoveCarrottop- Did you just say SHIT DISTURBER? It's been a long time since I heard that one, LOVESIT!
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How about Poop-Stirrer? I like that one.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 1:22pm.
So you think I was serious??? Did you think her comment to me was serious??? I took it as part serious, she does want me to go away, but the pill comment was a joke. So was my pill comment. It was a joke. For real.
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Wow. You seriously don't think there's anything wrong with even 'joking' about telling someone to kill themselves do you? You need help.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 9, 2008 - 12:19pm.
OMG lovecarrottop are you handicapped? Seriously? I come here an hour later and your still posting? Your a joke.
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Jimmy, seriously...what's your beef with my bitches? Stop it, already. Your resilience in this matter is becoming overly-pathetic.
"YOUR a joke"? sorry to burst your bubble there, partner, but so's your spelling.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
What I'm trying to understand is how she gets pregnant in the first place? She's nasty looking. Then again, having a husband named Jim Bob says it all. I wouldn't be surprised if Jim Bob is having some fun with the kidlets. I'm just waiting until two of the siblings start going at it. You know this isn't going to end pretty.
I read somewhere that more educated people tend to have less kids because they understand more how much it cost to raise and educate them properly.
I don't think these people have a clue how much their actions are affecting others (especially their own kids) and the environment.
Holy Fucking Shit.
MK please do something about this cunt.
Thanks.
PSL - I gotta agree with you on that one. It always seems so petty and mean-spirited when people attack other people's spelling and grammar. Unless it's a post bitching about grammar with grammatical errors. That shit happens all the time and cracks me up.
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
LA- I would not wish you to go away. Sadly I find the comment you make entertaining sometimes.
"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do." - Tom Cruise
hey Lolo......
MWAH!
yeah, Jimmy Bocca...you should have said "you're".
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 12:19pm.
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Sigh. It's "whiz". Wiz is slang for pee.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
LoveCarrottop- Did you just say SHIT DISTURBER? It's been a long time since I heard that one, LOVESIT!
And L.A.- I was kidding when I said I was looking for a pill to make you 'go away' (like the white pill makes you tall..the , blue pill make you small.." however that Ask Alice song goes. Eh.
Sad thing is I don't think you were kidding.
CAR-AZY! good thing this is the internet and you aren't in the cubicle next to me (laughs nervously)
"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do." - Tom Cruise
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 11:13am.
So you think I was serious??? Did you think her comment to me was serious??? I took it as part serious, she does want me to go away, but the pill comment was a joke. So was my pill comment. It was a joke. For real.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 9, 2008 - 1:20pm.
I have read "haggered" so many times, it has made my eyes cross.....lmao
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Hahahahahaha oh my Lord that's hilarious but kind of sad. Sort of like how Jimmy used 'your' instead of 'you're' twice incorrectly in the same sentence.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
_Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 9, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Aww you prolly pissed someone off but i reckin its aight.
he he he he
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 10:03am.
My kids will fucking own your kids.
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There is no doubt in my mind that your kids will be the biggest bullies in the neighborhood.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 9, 2008 - 1:19pm.
OMG lovecarrottop are you handicapped? Seriously? I come here an hour later and your still posting? Your a joke.
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Uhhh, you're here Jimmy. What exactly is your arguement?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Well, the stupid cunt can't even understand when she intentionally write out that she wishes death upon someone, how can she understand what we find wrong with this family???
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 9, 2008 - 11:09am.
Whatever, bitch. It was that skank who asked about taking pills to make me go away. I was trying to help her out. It wasn't a threat, I am sure she isn't stupid enough to take a cyanide pill.
- No you stupid bitch, you don't know what help is, you can't even keep up with your own posts and bullshit. If someone had posted that about you, you would go even more ballistic than your usual fuck shit. You are a selfish, moronic, pathetic individual. Ask you parents, their hand outs and charity are all you have to your name, allegedly.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
LCT:
I have read "haggered" so many times, it has made my eyes cross.....lmao
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Submitted by LoLo on May 9, 2008 - 1:18pm.
Inside out asses are trouble. This woman pushed out so many people her twatt flipped inside out.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my God Lolo I almost peed.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 9, 2008 - 10:11am
Hi baby! Agreed, now that Passions is off the air, this is the only place I have for my poorly written drama
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
OMG lovecarrottop are you handicapped? Seriously? I come here an hour later and your still posting? Your a joke.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 11:12am.
I know. I am trying improve my vocabulary and grammar and I am always grateful to ANYONE who corrects me. If you noticed I listen no matter who tells me my grammar is off or I misspelled a word. By the time I graduate I should be grammar wiz and plus its nearly summer, I am gonna attack (read) my summer reading list and I plan on reading the dictionary.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Now I know who the "marketing execs" are who are sending me emails with misspelled words! "Their" and "there" for Christ's sake!!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
_Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Submitted by LoLo on May 9, 2008 - 1:09pm.
This bitch has her ass on inside out too.
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What is it with you and inside out asses my dear?
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Inside out asses are trouble. This woman pushed out so many people her twatt flipped inside out.
IZE A FOURCE TO BE RECONED TOO YOU MOM WHORES
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 9, 2008 - 1:17pm.
you know what guys? I am NOT defending LA's intelligence in any way here, but I think it is hypocritical of you to rag on her spelling, when half of you can't spell "haggard".
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You mean it's not spelled 'Hagrid'?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
you know what guys? I am NOT defending LA's intelligence in any way here, but I think it is hypocritical of you to rag on her spelling, when half of you can't spell "haggard".
sorry, if I pissed anyone off.
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Talk about shittin' the kin.
This brood mare is an attention whore. Just like some women use imaginary health problems to get attention, this sow gets it through her pregnancies. She needs her fucking head examined.
These broads (count Angelina Jolie in with them) collect babies as way to deal with depression, mental problems, be center of attention, etc.
How selfish.
God, I bet her cooter is a sloppy, rubbery mess. I keep picturing that scene from Monty Python's "Meaning of Life". Woman at sink and crotchnugget plops out on floor.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz
Other than the speeling, accent on fist cillable, and mealing I totally got what she was syaing
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
This woman is a baby Pez Dispenser.
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67uyhngbgb5 = the sign that LA has finally had an aneurysm and her head has hit the keyboard
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 9, 2008 - 11:09am.
Whatever, bitch. It was that skank who asked about taking pills to make me go away. I was trying to help her out. It wasn't a threat, I am sure she isn't stupid enough to take a cyanide pill.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 1:11pm.
I thought about sleeping pills, but she would just be disappointed when she wakes to discover that I am still here. So I came up with the next best solution to her problem. I was just trying to help her out.
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You think helping someone is telling them to kill themselves? What the FUCK is wrong with you? You've just lost any ounce of respect I had for you. You should be reported to the cops you sick son of a bitch.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Never in my life have I wish infertility on someone, put I'm using all my saved prayers that a certain stupid bitch isn't ever able to conceive.
Of course these hos technically have a "right" to have as many children as they want (in the US, as opposed to say, China), no matter how obscene. Do you see the US government going in and sterilizing her? No. However, that doesn't mean they just get a fucking pass, either. Why are they above criticism, LA? Because they are pious and religious? Is it not a form of child abuse that they home-school their children with special "Christian" textbooks about how the Earth is only 6,000 years old? Is it not a form of extreme pollution that this family's carbon footprint is literally over EIGHTEEN TIMES as big as a normal family? Do you not think it's at all sick that they clearly can't raise these children as their own and have recruited their kids to be mini-parents? Tell me, how in the world would you and your significant other provide the guidance, nurturing, and emotional support for 18 CHILDREN at the same time that they 'supposedly' make enough money to raise them on their own? I have no doubt they love their children but to act like this is normal or that it has no effect on anyone but the Duggars is just...WRONG!!!!#~@$$
These people make me ill.
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"It's got her evil all over it!"
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Hey, Sluts! Remember this work from Gallery of the Absurd??
http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2007/08/go-forth-ye-and.html
Looks like an update is required!
Oh, LA, here's a heads up for you:
You cannot be a force to be reckoned with in the marketing and advertising world if you don't know how to spell.
Think about it.
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hahahahaha!
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LOL!! Thanx PSL! I wish I could take credit for the clown car comment but I heard that somewhere right around the time that McCaughey (sp?) chick had the 7 kids.
I couldn't imagine having 17 siblings. I have one and bitch is lucky to have made it out of childhood alive!
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Donde esta Macheeng?
better then Television
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 11:06am.
I thought about sleeping pills, but she would just be disappointed when she wakes to discover that I am still here. So I came up with the next best solution to her problem. I was just trying to help her out.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Submitted by Stoney on May 9, 2008 - 11:06am.
Oh GAWD thank you. I couldn't spell that word for shit. I said fuck it and put up the world I thought looked enough like it
TARD
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by ricki lake on May 9, 2008 - 12:21pm.
I hope your children all die in the famine that is sure to happen when you and your fucked up co-dumbasses elect John McCain, who decides more wars in the Middle East means less money for food for poor Southerners.
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As long as all of the kids sign up for the military and go fight the war, I'm okay with it! Somehow I doubt they will!!!
if they are taking donation to support their family isnt thay explatation?? if you cant support your kids dont have any
Submitted by LoLo on May 9, 2008 - 1:09pm.
This bitch has her ass on inside out too.
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What is it with you and inside out asses my dear?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 10:08am.
Submitted by Stoney on May 9, 2008 - 11:06am.
Oh GAWD thank you. I couldn't spell that word for shit. I said fuck it and put up the world I thought looked enough like it.
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Well, please do not home school your babies!
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN