Brangelina, Eat Your Heart Out
41-year-old Michelle Duggar is pregnant with her 18th child. My non-existent vagina hurts. The 21st member of The Duggar family will be born around New Year's Day. Baby number 18 will join its 7 sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.
The family lives in a 7,000 square foot home in Arkansas. They are currently shooting a reality series for Discovery Health.
Michelle's husband, Jim Bob, said, "Our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen."
The Duggar children's first names all begin with the letter J. They are: Josh, 20; Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; Johannah, 2; and Jennifer, 9-months.
They are running out of Js! They are going to have to start dipping into the Ps soon.
Well, if the Duggars ever run out of room in their house, a few of the children can move into Michelle's vagina. You know it's like a 6-car garage up in there.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 9, 2008 - 11:35am.
Oh you are sooo right, Jimmy.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 9, 2008 -
Don't get me wrong--not that I'd want to see you go legless--it just sounds like a nearly impossible feat (I know, I spelled it incorrectly the first time). Could I bring my video camera to shoot it and put the video on youtube later?
Questionable pizza, huh? Papa Johns? Domino's? Pizza Hut?
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No, some Mom and Pop place down the street. Some pineapple might make its way onto the pizza too, in which case there would be A LOT of leg-shitting-offing. If you do tape it can you give props to (almost) everyone on here being so awesome?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
This insane couple needs to be forcibly sterilized. Crazy religious nutjobs. Andrea Yates, anyone?
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 12:41pm.
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But do you understand, bunny, that because you take things so literally and personally most of the time that it's been twice in one thread that NOBODY has gotten your "jokes"? Just sayin'.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
MrsK:
I LOVE that song....love it!
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Give us some credit. This hasn't happened in a LONG time.
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Yes. Almost 18 hours.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 9, 2008 - 11:32am.
I was just making a funny observation of the movie's name. I know its short for wizard. Believe you me I have Googled words.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 9, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Loveangelina why are you argueing with Lovecarrottop she is obviously mentally unstable and has to come here and rant and rave on every post to get attention. Just ignore the loser.
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^^^^^^^^^Quote of the century, right here.
Oh, well...I'm off to my lunch break.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
You know....Love Angelina wouldn't "hijack" every thread because she's an "attention whore" if all of you didn't take such heated offense to everything she says and shower her with, hmm...A-T-T-E-N-T-I-O-N. Just a thought. Your reactions always seem way out of proportion to her "offenses."
The last part of my comment was meant to say YOU'RE not your. Let me just get that straight...
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I'm going chanting with Chloe Lattanzi in her dad's teepee
Ease on down, ease on down the road -- come on
Ease on down, ease on down the road
Dont you carry nothin
That might be a load
Come on
Ease on down, ease on down-
Ease... on... down, ease.. on down-
Ease on down, ease on down the road
Your Mom Ate LMAO!! Oh! So she's like the Virgin Mary, only this time God wanted a football team complete with cheerleaders. Thanks for clearing that up for me! :)
You know she has to like put a ham up there for hubby to touch a side. *gag*
In the above picture, I think she's telling the kid "now although you're only 2, this will be your "buddy". You will feed your buddy, change your buddy, and teach your buddy to read. Oh and every once in a while, why dontcha give him a hug ok? Hmmm, thanks John. Wait...let me look at your name tag. Oh, your Jackson! My bad!"
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I'm going chanting with Chloe Lattanzi in her dad's teepee
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 9, 2008 - 1:31pm.
"Oh my God I'm going to shit my legs off."
Now THERE'S a fete I'd like to see, Carrot!
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Well come on down then. I plan on having very questionable pizza for lunch so it just might happen.
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Don't get me wrong--not that I'd want to see you go legless--it just sounds like a nearly impossible feat (I know, I spelled it incorrectly the first time). Could I bring my video camera to shoot it and put the video on youtube later?
Questionable pizza, huh? Papa Johns? Domino's? Pizza Hut?
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
This story makes me want to do 100 Kegels right now!
1 2 3 4 5, release
1 2 3 4 5, release...
LMAO Sweetas!
I am actually really enjoying this thread and even with the stupid bickering it really isn't even that mean or heated so whatevs. LA cracks me up sometimes, I wouldn't take any of the shit she says to heart.
OnT: I wonder if she even has a coochie and a booty hole anymore or if they are just one big gaping maw. I imagine you can only shred the taint so many times before it is just gone.
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 9, 2008 - 9:31am.
Nitty! I am feeling quite battered, thankyouverymuch.....lol
I think I may have caught something from all those pictures!
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aww. they aren't that bad!
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Go Spurs!
Loveangelina why are you argueing with Lovecarrottop she is obviously mentally unstable and has to come here and rant and rave on every post to get attention. Just ignore the loser.
@PSL, LMAO!! I'd like to tell you they make pills for that, but I'm afraid I might get bitchslapped!
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
LA, THAT'S BECAUSE "THE WIZ" IS SHORT FOR WIZARD, AS IN THE BLACK VERSION OF THE WIZARD OF OZ, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!
*sigh*
Why do I bother?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 9, 2008 - 1:32pm.
LCT- I think an avie of Gheri (Blair's special friend) on Facts of Life is in order. :)
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I searched and I can't find :(
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
I wish this LA person would crawl into this idiot hill billy baby making machines vagina and take a fucking nap.
CHA!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 9, 2008 - 1:31pm.
"Oh my God I'm going to shit my legs off."
Now THERE'S a fete I'd like to see, Carrot!
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Well come on down then. I plan on having very questionable pizza for lunch so it just might happen.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
I suck at speling!
Do those kids have name tags on?
Sweetas♥
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Go Spurs!
MargeAggedon: Holy crap, that made me crack up. Clown car....AH HA HA HA!
That Duggar woman's bones are going to dissolve once she hits menopause. That many pregnancies would decimate your calcium supply. From a purely biological point of view, having that many children is not healthy for the mother or the children.
It's like when farmers used to let a field lie fallow, to give the soil a rest. If you keep planting in the same soil year after year, the food you grow will have substantially less nutritional value.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 12:30pm.
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The Wiz was short for The Wizard of Oz. Do you really take everything so literally? You've never heard the term "go take a wiz"? Either way, I get you want to better yourself with spelling and grammar. Might I suggest googling words you don't know before posting them?
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
LCT- I think an avie of Gheri (Blair's special friend) on Facts of Life is in order. :)
"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do." - Tom Cruise
Wow, I guess some on here would call me pathetic, but I just spent a good 45 minutes reading all the pages for this post and I'm exhausted! Haha. It's Friday afternoon and I'm bored. OH WELL. Thanks for keeping me entertained everyone!!
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I'm going chanting with Chloe Lattanzi in her dad's teepee
"Oh my God I'm going to shit my legs off."
Now THERE'S a fete I'd like to see, Carrot!
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
You know her uterus is equipped with safety lines, a roll bar, full cage and helmet.
La- Ok, you said it was a joke. I still maintain a healthy fear of you, however.
"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do." - Tom Cruise
TrashyWilma - I feel you on that one and tried to be done with this place for the same reasons, but these hoes are way too funny to stay away for long. Just ignore ignore ignore!
OnT: My cooter hurts now
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Nitty! I am feeling quite battered, thankyouverymuch.....lol
I think I may have caught something from all those pictures!
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Oh really??? Well than could you tell LCT and Bradi that my comment to you was a joke. You got it, right???
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When are you going to get it through your head that telling someone to kill themself, joke or not, IS NOT FUNNY?!
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 9, 2008 - 11:22am.
Um, thats interesting. There is a movie named The Wiz, but funny enough no pee in it. I hear you though and thanks for the telling me. Your babies have smart mama.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
But Sweetas, God is the one making her pregnant, they say, and not her husband's bountiful trouser snake. Explain that one, toots! LOL!
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by TrashyWilma on May 9, 2008 - 1:28pm.
seeing this post, i am reminded why i don't comment much anymore.
loveangelina has inevitably ruined this site for me. now all you people do is fight.
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Give us some credit. This hasn't happened in a LONG time.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
PSL! *MuaH* how is your special day going so far?!
You can thank xxyxz for nominating you to be the Friday Graffiti victim. Feeling the love?
OnT: At least her kids will always be able to follow her snail trail.
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 10:03am.
My kids will fucking own your kids.
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There is no doubt in my mind that your kids will be the biggest bullies in the neighborhood.
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There is no doubt in my mind LA's kids will be better off if they're raised by Wolves.
rotton_egg: New clone. The youngest is 9 months old.
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 9, 2008 - 1:26pm.
LCT- You, handicapped?
no! You're HANDI-CAPABLE!! (Thumps chest)
he he. god has it been a long morning or what.
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Oh my God I'm going to shit my legs off. That was fucking amazing. Handi-capable.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Hey guys, here's a crazy idea... STOP FUCKING!!! Jeebus.
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 9, 2008 - 11:23am.
LA- I would not wish you to go away. Sadly I find the comment you make entertaining sometimes.
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Oh really??? Well than could you tell LCT and Bradi that my comment to you was a joke. You got it, right???
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
seeing this post, i am reminded why i don't comment much anymore.
loveangelina has inevitably ruined this site for me. now all you people do is fight.
VLL: I am just as guilty of pointing out grammatical/spelling errors as many people here.....my grammar sucks sometimes, but I am anal about proper spelling. If I fuck up, it is usually a typo.....
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Submitted by Clarisse on May 9, 2008 - 12:25pm.
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I TOTALLY did the pinching thing when I read her post! LMAO!
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 9, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Sigh. It's "whiz". Wiz is slang for pee.
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Hahahahahahahah oh God it's like the never-ending project trying to teach her how to spell properly.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Could Jimmy be "The Ghost of one of the Night Crew Past"? Smells like it...
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
I remember these bunch of breeding-machine rednecks were on the news a quite ago... so, did they breed again or is it the same clone?.
I have no words again for these, for I already have said what I needed to say about over-breeding animals who are in dire need of a hobby.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.