Brangelina, Eat Your Heart Out
41-year-old Michelle Duggar is pregnant with her 18th child. My non-existent vagina hurts. The 21st member of The Duggar family will be born around New Year's Day. Baby number 18 will join its 7 sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.
The family lives in a 7,000 square foot home in Arkansas. They are currently shooting a reality series for Discovery Health.
Michelle's husband, Jim Bob, said, "Our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen."
The Duggar children's first names all begin with the letter J. They are: Josh, 20; Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; Johannah, 2; and Jennifer, 9-months.
They are running out of Js! They are going to have to start dipping into the Ps soon.
Well, if the Duggars ever run out of room in their house, a few of the children can move into Michelle's vagina. You know it's like a 6-car garage up in there.
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Their dining room table must as long as a bowling alley.
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Her husband always dreamed of owning a baseball team, and they can probably already beat the Padres.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by LoLo on May 9, 2008 - 1:56pm.
She gives birth standing up just like a cow goes poop in the field.
Just standing there, no expression on her face chewing cud and BLOOP! Poo Baby
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Hahaha poo baby. Nicely done.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 10:51am.
Submitted by Pers on May 9, 2008 - 11:44am.
I know every parent isn't good with their kids. I know that, but watching these people interact I really got that love and support they give to one another. I truly think these are wonderful and caring parents. They are a very loving family.
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Don't you think it would have been just as loving and caring to adopt children and provide them with a happy healthy home rather than pop out 18 of their own?
For every child she pops out that's another child who could have had a stable homelife but instead is bouncing through the foster care system.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Good Afternoon DListed sluuuts!!
Jesus H. Christ didn't ANYONE explain to her that thing is a UTERUS, not a LITTER BEARER.
Ahhh, well, there's always plenty of room in the handbasket to Hell.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 1:46pm.
I was talking kegel sexercise but a potato kugel is welcome anytime.
missy, Mrs. K! XOXOXOXO Remember me guys?
OT I hope she keeps pants on at all times. Don't want any of the kids accidentally tripping and falling up in there.
She gives birth standing up just like a cow goes poop in the field.
Just standing there, no expression on her face chewing cud and BLOOP! Poo Baby
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Last night I dreamt that I was having zexy times with Alec Baldwin.
And he was goooooooooooood.
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Damn. Shitty attitude aside he's YUMMY.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
@TV, now would be an excellent time for a "just when"...
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Her uterus has callouses.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
_Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Yeah i ran out of pot
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
I've always wondered where they found the time or energy to make more kids. I know the older ones raise the younger ones, but that has to be exhausting for everyone.
I don't understand the occasional 2 year gaps between children. Did they lose the recipe?
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Instead of names she should have used numbers...28,29,30.....
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Submitted by Stoney on May 9, 2008 - 9:49am.
I was kinda hoping she'd eventually go away or get herself banned.
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a lot of great posters have been banned for a lot less :(
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by ricki lake on May 9, 2008 - 10:38am.
Just a thought. Your reactions always seem way out of proportion to her "offenses."
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Agreed 100%. This current offense I thought was kind of funny
*ducks before flying chair smacks me in the face*
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Last night I dreamt that I was having zexy times with Alec Baldwin.
And he was goooooooooooood.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
M.E. ♥♥♥ Hey baby!! *hugging your tiger avie* What's shakin? Besides your cooch at the thought of birthing 18 effin children??? Shhhh..it's okay coochie, I was talking about someone else. Shhhhh, there, there.
Kegels, crotch fruit... what's a flying chair, Manimal:)
"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do." - Tom Cruise
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 9, 2008 - 1:42pm.
They ought to have a contest to name their newest piece of crotch-fruit.
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Good idea! How 'bout "Crotch-fruit"?
Or "J. Crotch-fruit" to please the folks.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 9, 2008 - 1:42pm.
They ought to have a contest to name their newest piece of crotch-fruit.
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Is that fair if there's already a winner?
John-Jacob-Jingleheimer Schmidt?
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Oh, that's a tough one to beat! May I suggest "Johnson", named after Mommy's nickname for Daddy's wedding tackle.
At this point, what does she get for the annual baby shower gift, other than repeat customer pricing?
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
rotton_egg: I watched their first documentary on TLC or whatever 5 years ago when I was on maternity leave with my first. She was on baby 14 or something then.
Anyways, the dynamics of the family are truely fucked up. The older kids are assigned a younger "buddy". The older kids basically raise the younger ones. The all wear the same clothes (matching) and if I remember correctly homemade. No makeup, no dating, no nothing but work, work, work.
It is very, very sad.
Submitted by Pers on May 9, 2008 - 11:44am.
I know every parent isn't good with their kids. I know that, but watching these people interact I really got that love and support they give to one another. I truly think these are wonderful and caring parents. They are a very loving family.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by LoLo on May 9, 2008 - 1:49pm.
I cant help but think of glossy butt holes.
Shiney happy glossy butt holes with gold teeth
I dont know why.... word association issues?
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Impossible. You spelled everything right.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
_Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 10:42am.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 9, 2008 - 11:35am.
Oh you are sooo right, Jimmy.
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WOW, Fuckin' unholy alliance, Batman.
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I cant help but think of glossy butt holes.
Shiney happy glossy butt holes with gold teeth
I dont know why.... word association issues?
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by ricki lake on May 9, 2008 - 12:38pm.
I used to say the same exact shit ricki lake, then I started understanding exactly how vile she actually is. It is no coincidence that no less than fifteen people reacted negatively to her stupid fucking comment. I was kinda hoping she'd eventually go away or get herself banned.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 1:47pm.
I wonder how does one alter ego allie with the other alter ego??
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They both become equally twatty.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 12:46pm.
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All about perception, bubba. That's some Marketing/Advertising 101 for you. It doesn't matter intent sometimes if the interpretation is always off the mark.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 1:44pm.
So, after 18 kids.....I wonder if she even has labor pains or just goes "Uh, OOP! Yep! Jim Bob, get the blankets ready!" Squats and shits out a kid....
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Then Jim Bob sticks his own stick right back in.
Gross!!!
I wonder if she feels anything anymore down there?
@NITTY! Sorry, about OFF TOPIC: I am going back to Florida tomorrow to gather all belongings and bring them home. Gees, I am shallow but I miss my stuff and tomorrow will be the first time EVER to miss a loan payment.
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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 9:45am.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 10:42am.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 9, 2008 - 11:35am.
Oh you are sooo right, Jimmy.
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WOW, Fuckin' unholy alliance, Batman.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I wonder how does one alter ego allie with the other alter ego??
Someone page Sybil.
Submitted by joanne on May 9, 2008 - 10:42am.
I love kegels, you can do them anywhere.
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Potato or noodle?
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 9, 2008 - 11:42am.
Yes. Sometimes I genuinely just don't get some stuff, I don't think I take it literally.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
-Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 5:29pm."
Shit! Honestly?!. I'm speachless... ok, not really. That's what breeders do, right?. I haven't seen their show and I'm afraid I will not do so. I'm sure I will end up mad and pulling off my hair in desperation. But I woulnd't doubt that woman-breeder is addicted to pregnancy and the attention she gets, specially now that she was a show to run; and I wouldn't doubt the eldest kids are actually taking care of the younger kids. That's what my grandma used to do: breed, breed, breed and let the eldest sisters take care of the spawns.
-"Might I suggest googling words you don't know before posting them?"
Heh, that's what I do. It's easier and faster than using a paper dictionary. ;)
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but remember all of you sinners, every sperm is sacred!
http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
ImpertinentVixen on May 9, 2008 - 12:42pm.
This insane couple needs to be forcibly sterilized. Crazy religious nutjobs. Andrea Yates, anyone?
- I thought of her first too. That shit still makes me angry and very sad.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Labor pains? She delivers via the "healthy sneeze" method.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Is that fair if there's already a winner?
John-Jacob-Jingleheimer Schmidt?
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Hey! That's my name, too!
ba-dum-bum-ching!
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 10:42am.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 9, 2008 - 11:35am.
Oh you are sooo right, Jimmy.
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WOW, Fuckin' unholy alliance, Batman.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
S W E E T A S!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 1:44pm.
So, after 18 kids.....I wonder if she even has labor pains or just goes "Uh, OOP! Yep! Jim Bob, get the blankets ready!" Squats and shits out a kid....
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I doubt there'd be enough time to squat.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 9, 2008 - 1:42pm.
They ought to have a contest to name their newest piece of crotch-fruit.
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Is that fair if there's already a winner?
John-Jacob-Jingleheimer Schmidt?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
So, after 18 kids.....I wonder if she even has labor pains or just goes "Uh, OOP! Yep! Jim Bob, get the blankets ready!" Squats and shits out a kid....
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 12:28pm.
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I don't usually play in the bickery sandbox, though I love reading the proceeds of said bicker fun, I just wanted to say that I think it was obvious that LA was kidding about the cyanide.
No one here is in a Bond movie, and I don't think people keep cyanide pills kicking around the house.
BUT - LA, just because people happen to be parents, it doesn't automatically make them saints.
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"However, how the fuck are you going to marry a dude without knowing how the dick is? Bad dick could ruin a marriage!" MK, Mar. 6/08
"Yes. Yes it can." Me, Mar. 6/08
xxyxz ♥♥♥, Viva la Lohan ♥♥♥ I been missin you bitches!! I had to drop in for a minute and get my D on.
Hi and happy Friday sluts! Speaking of sluts, this bitch has had a baby a year since she was 23. Somebody needs to learn to give a frickin blow job once in awhile.
This place is like stepping into a bar room brawl.
*Ducking* beer mug flying...chair whizzing over my head.
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I love kegels, you can do them anywhere.
They ought to have a contest to name their newest piece of crotch-fruit.