Brangelina, Eat Your Heart Out
41-year-old Michelle Duggar is pregnant with her 18th child. My non-existent vagina hurts. The 21st member of The Duggar family will be born around New Year's Day. Baby number 18 will join its 7 sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.
The family lives in a 7,000 square foot home in Arkansas. They are currently shooting a reality series for Discovery Health.
Michelle's husband, Jim Bob, said, "Our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen."
The Duggar children's first names all begin with the letter J. They are: Josh, 20; Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; Johannah, 2; and Jennifer, 9-months.
They are running out of Js! They are going to have to start dipping into the Ps soon.
Well, if the Duggars ever run out of room in their house, a few of the children can move into Michelle's vagina. You know it's like a 6-car garage up in there.
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LoLo exactly.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 9, 2008 - 12:40pm.
I plan to have and take in children. You saying "more than glad" doesn't sound like you will. I just feel like trying to make good people seem bad because they decided to have a large family of their own rather than take in children is disgusting...like they can fix something. When people say someone should do something because they disagree with a path they have taken its such BS to me when the people are good and just living a nice life.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 9, 2008 - 10:37am.
Wouldn't you think her Gyno would finally *SNAP* and scream "BITCH PLEASE! Get fixed already!"
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Oh, please. Every time a kid falls out of that woman, her OB probably hears a loud CHA-CHING and the beckoning call of a house on the French Riviera.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Duly noted. I am sorry and I have tried to reign it. Which is why I stopped painting and I am trying to go into a line of work where my emotions are needed but not in such a way as with my art. If you think its draining for you, imagine what I go through.
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I never know what to think of the things you write here, but serisouly, therapy will help you. Get a therapist that you like and trust. Stopping painting will only decrease your creativity.
Therapy. Do it.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Don't let Britney or Jamie Lynn hear about this...
they are waaaaay behind...
but just give them a few years.
Meanwhile, Paris can keep adopting them cute little puppies.
@ Sayonara: I know. I'm just amused that he's wanting the family and other families to substitute "Sorry" for life skills.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Duly noted. I am sorry and I have tried to reign it. Which is why I stopped painting and I am trying to go into a line of work where my emotions are needed but not in such a way as with my art. If you think its draining for you, imagine what I go through.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Green is Good - LOL!! He hates her because she's the only one to ever take advantage of his buy 5 get one free discount. Three times.
Submitted by zomay on May 9, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Im pretty sure, it knows EXACTLY what it is doing and LIKES IT.
Im here at work and we are reading this shit....
the guys are saying there is just NO WAY a person can be that dense. Shit molester.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 9, 2008 - 10:37am.
Wouldn't you think her Gyno would finally *SNAP* and scream "BITCH PLEASE! Get fixed already!"
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*falls off chair*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
*hits head on desk*
shameful. just stop already. they shouldn't get child tax deductions-- they should owe. Adopt or do some other shit, but stop producing all these resource sappers. It's not cute or amazing.
Submitted by Sweetas on May 9, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Lets add Jamatodayspongeuptherewillya and Jumpingoffabridgeisabetteroptionforyoukid to the list.
All together now "Eeeeevery sperm is saaa-cred, eeeevery sperm is graaannd"!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Ooooh NitWitty! Pull my hair! Pull my hair! lol You too love. Have fun and yes, of course I'll bail you out. XOXO
Submitted by City Barbie on May 9, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Hey, if they're running out of J names, they could consider these:
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How 'bout:
Jina (no, not Gina)
Jehosophat
Jusfinishalready
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 9, 2008 - 12:23pm.
So then you and mrs. K have taken foster children right??? Are you both planning on it??? Or have you both just bitched and moaned about what someone else could've done.
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LOL...I'm HARDLY in any position at this point in time to take in any children--I live in a one-bedroom apt. with my man and a gecko, and that's all there's room for. Plus, it usually helps to be financially stable before you make a big decision like taking in a child.
However, once I do have the means, I would be MORE than happy to accept a needy child into my household. Would you?
And by the way, since when is stating an opinion referred to as "bitching and moaning?" It doesn't seem the same to me as when you curse people out for not agreeing with you, somehow.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
loveangiejo is just full of shit. Anyone who has a kid knows that there is NO FUCKING WAY these parents can give quality equal time to 18 kids. The parents live in their own little distorted world, maybe loveangelina relates to that.
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*Gives Sweetas a ginormous wedgie as she runs out the door* :p''' Have a great weekend, doll!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
_Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 2:35pm.
I conqueer with this state mint.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Wouldn't you think her Gyno would finally *SNAP* and scream "BITCH PLEASE! Get fixed already!"
LA,
I, for one, feel like I am being held hostage to your emotional wreckedness. You keep making excuses and trying to justify and legitimize it.
IMHO, your behavior is unacceptable. Being an artist does not give you the right to behave inappropriately.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
City Barbie ♥♥ Hey mama! :)
Missy - I like TVs name better. We really should send them a list, you know they're scraping the bottom of the barrel. Jesusmycoochquits? Jackoffonceinawhilefreak? I'm still super jelly of Erukah even if you don't remember! lol No seriously mama, glad you had fun. And I LOVED your Mel Brooks ref, sorry I didn't reply. I saw that and immediately started humming the tune lol.
Submitted by Mopa on May 9, 2008 - 2:30pm
that is exploitation , they are using this kids for their own financial reason, i put this people in the same level that i put White oprah , Lynne Spears and Papa joe, if you cant afford to have kids dont have then, is not the worlds responsability to support your stupidity
M.E.
Of course, "monkey see, monkey do".
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
It is the fact that they ALL have to be named J names because "daddy" has a j name that tips me off. The mother is a fruit loop. Prison camp for a childhood.
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@Missy, I was thinking of Monty Python's Life of Brian! LOL
Gonna go look at ur pics..then I'm out!
So good to finally laugh with you again! *MuaH*
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Mopa on May 9, 2008 - 10:26am.
I refuse to watch any news or shows about people like this. Sooner or later, it just seems like they want too much attention for their private lives.
If you ever watch that show Jon & Kate Plus 8 or whatever it is called, those people are from close to here. I got so tired of them begging and wanting attention with stories in our local paper. Thank god they moved away to, of course, be on a TV show. We were somehow supposed to feel bad for them because he had to quit his job or something to help at home. Like we all haven't struggled at times, but having a bunch of kids at once is supposed to make them more worthy of help. It's a choice they made, everyone isn't obligated to fawn all over you afterwards.
Kate was a nurse at the local hospital before she had her litter and I know people that worked with her and, let's just say, she didn't have the most stellar (or close to it) reputation.
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Very interesting.
Submitted by yiooooooo on May 9, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Of course, and an actual list of things they needed.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
Here is how these freaks are raising their children and what their "belief" system is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gothard
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 9, 2008 - 2:24pm
I would have cops down the road 24/7 just in case
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 9, 2008 - 12:23pm.
So then you and mrs. K have taken foster children right??? Are you both planning on it??? Or have you both just bitched and moaned about what someone else could've done.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Hey, if they're running out of J names, they could consider these:
Jizzabelle
Jomomma
Jemimah
Jerkinoff
Justabecause
Josaphone
Judd
Juggs
Justdidit
It was sickening to me when one of the older girls said she wanted to be just like her mother and do "God's work".
GROSS!
Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 11:26am.
With all that practice, she's gotten gestation down to a comfortable 7 weeks.
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hahahah....how long is the gestation period of livestock?
BTW, I sent you a MS message......going to work soon, so let me know what you think....
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"
Submitted by Mopa on May 9, 2008 - 2:26pm
were they beggin for money or financial help ??
Mrs. Kravitz,
All i have to say, is DAMMMMN you!!!!
I've caught myself ALL afternoon singing "Ease on Down The Road" !!!!
Ease on down, ease on down the road -- come on
Ease on down, ease on down the road
Dont you carry nothin
That might be a load
Come on
Ease on down, ease on down-
Ease... on... down, ease.. on down-
Ease on down, ease on down the road
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 1:07pm.
WRONG. It's everyone's responsibilty to take care of the forgotten children. I would think because you worship Holie you would know this.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
YOU GUYS ARE JUST JELLY OF HER GIANT VAGINA!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
-"Being unstable is my trademark"
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!.
Sounds like an emo wannabe who thinks being emotionally unstable is like sooo kewl and different. Or a drooling clueless troll. I would say being stupidly immature is more like the trademark.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
With all that practice, she's gotten gestation down to a comfortable 7 weeks.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
I refuse to watch any news or shows about people like this. Sooner or later, it just seems like they want too much attention for their private lives.
If you ever watch that show Jon & Kate Plus 8 or whatever it is called, those people are from close to here. I got so tired of them begging and wanting attention with stories in our local paper. Thank god they moved away to, of course, be on a TV show. We were somehow supposed to feel bad for them because he had to quit his job or something to help at home. Like we all haven't struggled at times, but having a bunch of kids at once is supposed to make them more worthy of help. It's a choice they made, everyone isn't obligated to fawn all over you afterwards.
Kate was a nurse at the local hospital before she had her litter and I know people that worked with her and, let's just say, she didn't have the most stellar (or close to it) reputation.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 12:16pm.
Jimmy was right about you. I am just an emotional wreck, I cry at movies, I stop to look at ants building ants hill and then I cry because I know some brat in the neighborhood is gonna knock it down. I jump the gun with my emotions. I laugh at shit I shouldn't. I think that just taps in to my artistic side.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Is it just me who has the feeling we're dealing with an ESL student, who also has more than one diagnosis going on in there?
YES, I'M RUDE, Y'ALL KNEW I HAD TO ASK!!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Woohoo I get to go watch a movie and eat pizza at work. Hopefully I'll be back later. If not have a GREAT weekend sexies.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by yiooooooo on May 9, 2008 - 1:13pm.
"theres goin to be at least a serial killer , rapist and incest in this family"
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GOING to be? If I were the local Sheriff, I'd bring in cadaver-sniffing dogs...
The FLDS are sooo jealous of this clan!
Submitted by Sweetas on May 9, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Aw Mrs. K! Right back atcha doll. :) Your kitty is a fashionista! Very much unlike Mrs. Duggar's kitty above. It looks like Fagan from Oliver Twist.
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Sweetas!! LMAO!! You're killin me!
Submitted by NitWitty on May 9, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Missy! How was it?! I'm a definite Jelliz H8ter!!!
Did you end up with a cool outfit? I couldn't answer your question, cuz only thing I ever wore to an event like that was tye-dye..*blushing profusely* Didya' take pics?!?
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hey mama♥ The show last night was AWESOME! Erukah is amazing... But the show I was looking for an outfit to was last weekend in nyc... it was... well... it was kinda....aw, fuck, I drank too much and took a bunch of xanax and was blacked out for the whole fucking show even though I was still walking around and drinking and falling but I cant remember one fucking part of it ok? OK?!
um, yeah. My friends took pics.. look @ the "sugah in the.." friend of mines photos on MS.
ONT: noone seemed to catch my earlier comment about "every sperm is sacred" but thats EXACTLY what this reminds me of... Mel Brooks' The Meaning of Life where the conservative mother is birthing babies while she washes dishes
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 1:07pm.
Its not their job to fix the foster care system. Would taking in foster kids have benefited those kids greatly...sure. However its not their job or responsibility.
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If everybody possessed this line of thinking, the orphaned children of the world would be in SERIOUSLY DEEP shit. Sure, it's not their responsibility--and selfless, good people can continue to accept that responsibility while slags with nothing to offer society keep popping out their own spawn instead of displaying SOCIAL responsibility, which EVERYONE should be accountable for, by the way.
I'm surprised LA has this attitude. I doubt she'd be so quick to say that it's not Angelina's responsibility to help orphaned or foster children, either.
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"If time had a place, a space for your past/Like a little novel I wanted to read again and again/Would I be in your novel?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVGgGW1ZalY
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 11:12am.
It's selfish 'cause there's 18 right? Not because there's ANY?
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Gotcha. Although with all the homeless kids it's not even entirely unselfish to have 3 in some cases.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 11:12am.
It's selfish 'cause there's 18 right? Not because there's ANY?
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Yes.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 10:07am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 9, 2008 - 11:57am.
If they truly didn't feel in their hearts that should adopt then I am glad they didn't. Its not their job to fix the foster care system. Would taking in foster kids have benefited those kids greatly...sure. However its not their job or responsibility.
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Who the fuck are you talking about? The Duggars have not adopted any of these soon to be 18 children.