Brangelina, Eat Your Heart Out
41-year-old Michelle Duggar is pregnant with her 18th child. My non-existent vagina hurts. The 21st member of The Duggar family will be born around New Year's Day. Baby number 18 will join its 7 sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.
The family lives in a 7,000 square foot home in Arkansas. They are currently shooting a reality series for Discovery Health.
Michelle's husband, Jim Bob, said, "Our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen."
The Duggar children's first names all begin with the letter J. They are: Josh, 20; Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; Johannah, 2; and Jennifer, 9-months.
They are running out of Js! They are going to have to start dipping into the Ps soon.
Well, if the Duggars ever run out of room in their house, a few of the children can move into Michelle's vagina. You know it's like a 6-car garage up in there.
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Her uterus should make a run for it. I was in the army with a girl who had 17 brothers and sisters, they were from N. Dakota and she said they were born to do the work. The boys on the farm and the girls in the house. She hated her father.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 9, 2008 - 11:54am.
I think he just rubs one out over her and lets gravity take over, like a drop in the bucket.
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You've got to be right. There's no way this can happen naturally. Maybe they just have a very temperate hot tub he likes masturbating in.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Her husband must jerk off and squirt it into her gaping vagina because there is no way he can actually feel something.
*Do you want some cheese with that whine?*
LMAO omg here we go everyone is going to start abusing this family. Honestly if they can afford it and they are rainging their kids to be people then who cares. Oh and I love how everyone is saying "they can't get enough attention" I'd like to point out the fact that there are Millions of homeless kids in this world also I know plenty of families with 1 child and they don't give them attention. It has nothing to do with the amount of kids it has to do with the parents.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 11:52am.
I think he just rubs one out over her and lets gravity take over, like a drop in the bucket.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by NitWitty on May 9, 2008 - 10:51am.
What's with the J's?! When I was little I rode a bus with a family that had 13 kids and their names all started with "J" as well!!!
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SHIT!! wow, Im thinking its a nod to the big J JERIMIAH WRIGHT!!
nono, Jesus
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Submitted by Lady Hadenough on May 9, 2008 - 11:51am.
Her GYN must be exhausted...
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So must her husband. Either he's a total pervert or he takes Viagra.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Foe the love of God, woman. Close your legs!
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But then again, what do I know?
In kepping with the J themed names, I'd like to suggest the name Jesus Christ Close Your Fucking Legs.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
They look creepy. Like MORMONS. Are they?
This is excessive and just ridiculous. How can any of them have enough attention?
How the hell do they AFFORD THIS??@?!?!
"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do." - Tom Cruise
Ugggg I cant stand that show! Some one sew her pussy lips shut already!
Another one? Jeeeebus. What I'd like to know is how he manages to blow his load inside of her to get her pregnant. I'm sure her vagina is nowhere near tighter than say the width of a large drinking glass.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
This is the family I am always talking about!!!!! These people have way more kids then Brad and Angie. Plus these two made all the kids, none of them adopted, and plus they're poor. However they make their life work because they love their family.
Congratulations on the new baby.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
I HAVE AN AUNT WITH NINE AND THEYRE ALL J NAMES TOO!!! whooooa
ok, moving on, this family can suck it. no way each kid is getting the attention it needs. back in the day people had big families because they needed kids to work.. not the case in the modern day... fix these mutts
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What's with the J's?! When I was little I rode a bus with a family that had 13 kids and their names all started with "J" as well!!!
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Out of morbid curiosity while channel surfing, I have seen a couple of their shows. They take good care of the kids, but yet, the kids are missing out.
Freaks.
Her GYN must be exhausted...
Well, that's ONE way to start your own religious compound.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Pregnant for almost 20 years......holy shit. How do they afford that?
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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
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