Brangelina, Eat Your Heart Out

So, since a recent study shows that boys have a 10% increased chance of being gay for each older brother they have... she is guaranteed to create an entire army of queens if she continues her unimpeded breeding!

Our plan is working flawlessly!

LOL! You know Angie is turning green!

Submitted by justjane on May 9, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Thank You Mrs. Kravitz...I'm just sayin'.

..no I'm jussayin...you're justjane!
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Tick "None comprehended."

good luck to her and better her than me!
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Submitted by applehead on May 10, 2008 - 8:50am.
Give me a break. These people are not collecting welfare and have been married to EACH OTHER for over 20yrs. Just because they ask for donations doesn't make them bad people. If they were in the welfare line then maybe you'd have reason to complain
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Being married 20 years doesn't automatically make them good people either. Religious extremists who use their spawning to further their agenda is what I'd term these two. No way are these kids getting the attention they deserve. Having as many children as the lord will allow was the thinking of Andrea Yates and her husband too.

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hey, you wanna have kids? go ahead and have kids, if i ain't paying i couldn't care less - what i do have a problem with is that some of those kids may just want quality time with their parents and doubt they can get it - plus, the older kids have to help raise the younger ones, which is totally not fair - then they have to wear those big azz clothes - i don't know why the oldest duggers haven't run away yet! this is some straight out little house on the prairie bullshyt that they have to work so damn hard for ... for ...?? i KNOW the father is off banging some much tighter younger putang .. hell, i can't blame him - this mother is a selfish kunt!

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Give me a break. These people are not collecting welfare and have been married to EACH OTHER for over 20yrs. Just because they ask for donations doesn't make them bad people. If they were in the welfare line then maybe you'd have reason to complain

I don't even think there are treads on the tires anymore. She doesn't have to push those babies , she just queefs and they fall out.

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

Jeebus...as if there aren't enough fucking people already. I have vowed not to breed. I hope I can balance this fucking compulsive breeding bullshit out.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on May 10, 2008 - 12:17am.

P.S. -- apparently so many Celebrity Baby Blog readers are repulsed by these compulsive breeders that Danielle Friedman isn't allowing comments on the announcement. That's her way of maintaining a nicey-nicey atmosphere, I suppose. She doesn't allow free speech.
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That bitch is fucking insane. Say you don't like a kid's haircut and you're banned. I stay as far away from those comments as possible.

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"Submitted by mxcpl1 on May 9, 2008 - 10:15pm.

Somebody has to stop them!"

Truly. I think someone should pass a law against these idjits.

P.S. -- apparently so many Celebrity Baby Blog readers are repulsed by these compulsive breeders that Danielle Friedman isn't allowing comments on the announcement. That's her way of maintaining a nicey-nicey atmosphere, I suppose. She doesn't allow free speech.

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How is this the 21st member of the family. 18+2=20. Are they polygamists? Are there two mommies?

Repulsive. If I was a Duggar kid, asked to buddy up with and look after my siblings while my insatiably fucking parents grubbed for charity, I'd be like, "No fucking way. YOU had these kids, YOU raise them." Then I'd sneak off to the toilet paper closet to smoke meth and look at midget porn.

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Submitted by original putas on May 9, 2008 - 6:13pm.

There are also more than enough starving 3rd world children, not to mention starving children in your very own country, to make it a pretty reasonable idea to NOT add to the overpopulation problem.

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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

Yes, I watched a couple of the shows and I despise these freaks.

They go to "conventions" of other freaks and the different families all wear same-colored shirts - like all the Duggars wear red, all the Bodines wear green, etc...

The girls NEVER can wear pants, only grandma-type dresses or skirts.

And there's no personal space or privacy - all the bedrooms in that huge house are dorms with all the girls together and all the boys together.

That is NOT healthy.

At least one of them is going to snap and poison the already-repulsive tater tot casserole.

Submitted by original putas on May 9, 2008 - 6:13pm.

Hey asshat. If you don't like my comment, pass it up. My comment about my husband was a joke. You obviously are a bitter person. Maybe your doctor should upgrade your meds. It's my fucking opinion about this bitch having 18 kids. If she's your idol, then see if you can find a man who will be able to get close enough to your stankass twat and start your own army of asshats.

You know, I don't object to people having so many kids, but I sure as hell object to them asking other people to FUCKING SUPPORT THEM.

Just stop if you don't have the money to take care of your kids.

And that Christian cult they belong to freaks me out and pisses me off at the same time.

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They have the gall to ask for donations from the public to support their lifestyle? Disgusting.

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Somebody has to stop them!

I hate these people. Have you seen their show when they're eating? They have the nerve to post their gross recipes on their website. As for their poverty, these folks, because of the father's preacher status, are 501C3 folks, which means, all is tax free. I hate her and her freaking mullet, too.

How can her body STAND it? Her vagina should have fallen out by now.

If this family has to nerve to ask for "donations" I say we send them boxes of birth control and condoms, pronto

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Don't let anyone talk you out of your panty pudding" - Khia::

These kind of families SCARE me. I find it creepy how the older kids RAISE the younger kids. It's like the girls are moms in training their entire lives. Like that is ALL they are taught to do w/ there lives. The J name thing is just DOUBLE creepy.

Quiverfull... Should be called Queefull b/c I'm sure that's the permanent state of her vagina after her 18+ child explosion.

Now I gotta try and a good one, too, Mrs.K.

Here's one:

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her."

Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush.

A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable."

And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve."

And Adam said, " 'What is a 'caress'? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.

Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "'Lord, that was even better than the kiss."

And the Lord said, "'You've done well Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve."

And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?"' So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.

And Adam said, "Lord, what is a 'headache'?"

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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by Green Is Good on May 9, 2008 - 3:52pm.

I KNOW! I love that joke.

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Mrs. Kravitz, that is f*cking HILARIOUS!

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck.
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After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher’s salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the preacher’s additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, “Children are a gift from God,” he said. Silence fell on the congregation.
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In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, “Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.” And the congregation said, “Amen.”

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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN

For their next "J" name...

either:

Just-Stop

or

Just-Say-No

Dad's name HAD to be Jim Bob, didn't it? *headdesk*

Maybe the new baby can be Stereotypey McWalMartRun.

"Jinger" is fantastic, btw.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 9, 2008 - 12:28pm.

I just realized her shit must look like the mudflaps on an eighteen wheeler. Jebus.
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I'd be thoroughly impressed if she had those chrome profile nudes attached to 'em

the DUDE! abides...

Wait...what did I miss? She's had these babies with her husband. ALL of them. Look at the oldest one—its been years together for them. That's commendable. She isn't promiscuous because sexing up your man is your prerogative. Bitchin' about overpopulation? Puhleeze. There more than enough childless people out there to balance this family out. "Aunt Bea" you're a hater. You don't remember your husbands name because he cant stand your ass. And hatin' on a pregnant woman wont make you feel any better about THAT.

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Submitted by Aunt Bea on May 9, 2008 - 4:46pm.

527 comments and it's not even about Twatlina Jolie and Baldy Pitt?

That being said...this stretched out twat of a ho should keep her legs closed for a day. How does she remember their names? I can't barely remember my husbands.

I wonder if her multiple assclits make a clacking sound when she walks?

the DUDE! abides...

This family appalls me for so many reasons, far too many to list. I did a little research when they popped out the last brat, and apparently they belong to some extremely right-wingnut Christian outfit called Quiverfull who believes a couple should turn out brats until the wife's uterus falls out.

If I ever had to converse with any of them, I'd remind them that God gave scientists the wisdom to invent birth control, and that he also expects families to support themselves, not gleefully collect donations and prostitute themselves on cable TV.

http://www.thenation.com/doc/20061127/joyce

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M.E. LMAO!! Quick! Everyone to the fallout shelter!!

City Barbie - It would be like the sonic boom from an Atomic bomb.

Submitted by M.E. on May 9, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Uvula - she HAS to wear mom underwear just to keep those flaps IN!

Imagine the clapping noise those things would make if she queefed!?!?
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ROFLMAO M.E. & Uvula!!!! Hell, she'd better not queef! Anyone standing nearby would be killed or seriously wounded by the fetal projectile!

Damn, where's Kaiserin??

Utterly revolting...

How exactly is the Earth supposed to sustain the existence of these ridiculously large families? Obviously, they're not living off the grid so they're soaking up precious resources. Fuck them.

After 530 comments I think everything has been said. I will say that i hope she lives through this pregnancy,although I'm sure that's been said as well. God bless her and her brave soul.
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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 9, 2008 - 1:51pm.

I plan to have and take in children. You saying "more than glad" doesn't sound like you will. I just feel like trying to make good people seem bad because they decided to have a large family of their own rather than take in children is disgusting...like they can fix something. When people say someone should do something because they disagree with a path they have taken its such BS to me when the people are good and just living a nice life.

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It isn't nice to insinuate that I'm being flaky when I say I'd be more than glad to help a child in need. I mean what I fucking say. You don't know me from Adam.

"When people say someone should do something because they disagree with a path they have taken its such BS to me when the people are good and just living a nice life."

You know what's REALLY bs? When people keep reproducing and in turn accept charity from people who "want" to help them. It's sad that we live in a world where people would rather help that cause than use the money so that a child who was haphazardly thrown into an unfortunate situation can have a chance at living a normal life. I'm sorry, but they don't seem like "people [who] are good and just living a nice life" if they're grubbing charity that really should be steered elsewhere, where it is more NEEDED. For each child this bitch births, at least five other children in other parts of the world DIE because they had no one to care for them properly. Do you have any concept of chain reactions? Cause and effect? Anything??

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Submitted by Mopa on May 9, 2008 - 2:26pm.

Kate was a nurse at the local hospital before she had her litter and I know people that worked with her and, let's just say, she didn't have the most stellar (or close to it) reputation.
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Really? That sucks, I enjoy her family's show. Though whenever I watch it the phrase 'selective reduction' does pop into my head.

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527 comments and it's not even about Twatlina Jolie and Baldy Pitt?

That being said...this stretched out twat of a ho should keep her legs closed for a day. How does she remember their names? I can't barely remember my husbands.

Fucking disgusting and irresponsible.

This freaky ass Stepford family creeps me out.

Who wants to bet on which will be the first to go to jail? I dunno, I see some future pimps, hoes and meth heads in that bunch!

Well. I just don't understand these women that wanna lay up in bed all day.

Submitted by Green Is Good on May 9, 2008 - 11:51am.
Somebody help me out here: The youngest one is 9 months old, and she's just spawned another one. So, that's means she got pregnant RIGHT AFTER the last one was born, right?
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No, the youngest is 9 months and she is due around new years, so she's just pregnant, like a month or two.

Bless you laughsloud for getting the word out about foster kids. Beautiful post, I agree with EVERYTHING you said.

And for the poster who asked where they find the time to fuck- they let the kids raise the babies. Seriously. They pop out the babes and then pass them on down for the other children to take care of.

I've been angry about these witless wonders for awhile now. I hope she prolapses this time.

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Good God, the C-section scars this bitch must be sporting. Might as well put a zipper there.

I love to have sex as much as the next man but I do not have to produce a child every time it happens. Anal sex for plesure and the whole with saloon doors for making babies

He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.