Friday, May 9th 2008

The Full Cast Of "I Love Money"

The full cast of Vh1's "I Love Money" reads like the CDC's Most Wanted list. Vh1 has announced the entire cast for the competition reality show which will pit the walking vagina warts from "Rock of Love," "I Love New York" and "Flavor of Love" against each other for a $250,000 grand prize. And the cast is...

From I Love New York:
12 Pack
Chance
The Entertainer
Heat
Midget Mac
Mr. Boston
Real
Whiteboy

From Rock of Love 1 & 2:
Brandi C
Destiney
Heather
Megan
Rodeo

From Flavor of Love 1 &2:
Hoopz
Nibblz
Pumkin
Toastee

Where the hell is Lip Chap, Daisy, Lacey and Angelique?! They must have not passed the health examination.

This shit will premiere July 13th at 9pm. Cannot. Wait.

Posted by: Michael K


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Real could have me. Or whiteboy.

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If Disney is hacking into your brain, MK, then VH1 is definitely hacking into my brain for this shit!!! OMG I can't freakin wait!!!

Is it sad that I don't need pictures to remember who EVERYONE on that list is???

*Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon, bitches!*

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"I Love Money"? its a winner, with that title! =O

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OMG!!! WHAT ABOUT SUMTHIN???????

THE PANTS-SHITTER???

THAT WOULD BE AWEEEEESOME!!!!!!

BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!
BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!
BRING IN SUMTHIN!!!!

Sorry for being a troll or whetever but that would kick pants.

I can't find the video of her crapping herself anywhere!
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Yay!!!!!! *claps* I will be tuning in for sure.

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yet another VH1 show i will NEVER come close to watching.

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Is it possible to get an STD from just reading a post?

What a great op for a new Gardasil ad!

Lets have all these whores around a campfire singing "I wanna be one less one less! !..."

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Submitted by LoLo on May 9, 2008 - 10:11am.

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Poor LoLo! Looking at Heather up there, I'm starting to second-guess the vodka as the culprit of nausea.

TV--LMFAO! Blumpkin and Skanquee!

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I wonder if Heather and Brett are "good friends with benefits". I also don't see Brett and Ambre lasting; she's a wanna be acress. Anything to further your career you know....

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They forgot to invite Skanqee, Hobagz, Blumkin, Shenaynay, and Elizabeth.

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LoLo's picture

YOur Mom! Ohhhhhhhhhh

its that thing?
shit
her brain is a big fat chocolate starfish too then! And ill be back later im sick oh god help me i hate vodka now.

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Hollywood types make me nauseous.

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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.

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Submitted by LoLo on May 9, 2008 - 9:58am.

She's the whore who's got a chip on her shoulder because Bret Michaels rejected her and she had to settle for being "good friends" with him. I am guessing that her glossed-up butthole lips are her ticket to getting on television, if you get my drift.

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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.

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Oh yeah, I'll be watching this trainwreck.

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 9, 2008 - 10:53am.

Who is this hooker?
I thought maybe it was a photo from a 1-900 number for men who like their butt holes all glossed up an fancy.

Imagine some fancy buttholes with feather boas around them and glitter and some sunglasses.
MAybe a Mark Ronson skinny tie.
Thats is what i see in my head when i think about these hollywood types.

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4/29/08 Random kid on the train.

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Gross! her lips do look like a butt hole.

I totally say lip chap now.

I'll Tivo it.

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Her mouth really DOES look like a glossy butthole. Considering the rich crap that comes out of her mouth, it's very fitting.

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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.

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I bet those Flavor of Love Girls got nothing on Heather............That means business, bitches!!!

LoLo's picture

whores are too much in my eye balls sometimes

edit: look at her lips it looks like a glossy butt hole
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Submitted by LoLo on May 9, 2008 - 9:41am.

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Beige lipstick? no wonder you're getting pissed off about whores! If she put on the 42nd St. Hooker Red lipstick you'd feel right at home, again!

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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.

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_Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 9, 2008 - 10:38am.

im a whore too
i think its the beige lip stick that makes me feel sick.

or all that vodka in my system is making me pissy. whores
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Submitted by LoLo on May 9, 2008 - 9:31am.

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It'll be ok, LoLo...calm down, take a deep breath, and remember where you are.

You're on Dlisted, honey! Everybody's a whore here, remember? Wonky McValtrex, The Blohan, Shitney, Mimoo, Tommy Girl, Heidi and Spencer, KK, PP, Shauna Sand, The Olsen Trolls, and even our beloved brits, Wino and Dreamboat. All whores! The whole lot of 'em!

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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.

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Why stop there with the title it should be, I love money, fame, stds, and clist celebrities.

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MK, if it's weren't for your love of crap TV, I would be without entertainment.

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Miss Priss--
I can totally see Heather making Shitney cry by bitching at her to get her act together.
Of course, on the other hand, I can completely see Heather making grown men cry...

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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.

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hurry up and post something else cause this nasty tramp is making my hangover worse!

what the fuck is up with all the whores?

Im so tired of whores every where i look.

MAy as well wear their vaginas on their faces. Whore always advertising their god damn pussies.

just wear a shirt that says FUCK ME on it whores. we get it already, you like to fuck. jesus chrsit
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Instead of having Shitney be in some gay-ass sitcom, they should have casted her in this shit.
She would fit in quite well plus she would make some friends. Her busted weave and dumpling arms would be a nice addition to the cast and she would be able to just be herself.

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NOW they're getting on the right track with the titles of these stupid reality shows. "I love money" is a fantastically accurate name. Now I can patiently anticipate the unveiling of the perfect title for a reality show, ever: "I'm a Big Greedy Whore." That would be paramount.

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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.

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This will be trash TV at its finest.

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PS Praise Jesus they're bringing back The Entertainer! He is quite easily the hottest one to have been on any of these dumbass shows. Maybe these time he'll suck on ricki lake's feet...

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Lol. Finally, a reality show with a title that accurately describes the show's content and contestants, lol.

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SHE IS HOT.Nothing is a surprise..some magazines reported she used a celebs&millionaire dating club'Searching Millionaire.com' to seek love. Not sure of the result. It's said it's common to meet celebs on that site..

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We need to get Alexyss k. Tylor up on this shit and make sure they are all spraying their asses with bleach and Lysol. Dayum!!!

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I now have a reason to live till July...

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The space-time continuum will probably rupture from the force of all of those STDs in such a confined space.
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