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Mischa Barton is STILL talking about those pictures of her thighs looking like a yeast infection. She's screaming reverse photoshop! Yup, they used the oatmeal tool on her.
Mischa's pr bitch told Rush & Molloy, "Those photos are doctored. I'm not saying she's perfect, nobody is. But they've given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old. Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in L.A. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks? There's a lot you can do with Photoshopping."
She thinks that the pap who took the pics, Jamie Fawcett, is trying to make her look bad, because she bitched him out for taking pictures of her bare saggy titties. Jamie responded, "I wouldn't seek to publicly embarrass her with nudity or health issues or body image issues. It is a shame that publications tend to highlight an issue that is not fair to a young girl. ... However, sometimes these are the things that sell pictures."
Please, Mischa loves this shit. She hasn't had this much publicity since....well ever! I'm sure the offers are just rolling in after those pictures hit. I wouldn't be surprised if her thighs are named the new mascot of Quaker Oats. Poor Quaker Oats Man will be out of a job.
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Not photoshopped. She's a skinny girl but she's also a lazy pothead--that cottage cheese attacks like flies on a ribroast if you barely exercise. I think it just looks worse in the photo because the sun is shining on it and it's catching all the shadow and light the cellulite is creating.
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Um, actually, she's been photographed before with clear cellulite. The issue isn't photoshop, it's clearly the lighting. That strong sunlight is hitting her at a bad angle and it's highlighting everything. She would look normal and fine were turned a different way, indoors, in candlelight, etc. I can see her being pissed and embarassed, 'cause I'm sure it's not that bad in real life, but this photoshop accusation is just lame.
That shit would be harder than hell to photoshop. Lumps & bumps are not easy to create, it's much easier to smooth something out. LMFAO@the oatmeal tool!
She's got a fat ass and they caught her at an unflattering angle. Big whoop.
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She should be glad its keeping her in the news. PP was thrilled. I wonder how many people recognized PP thanks to dlisted.
Oh god it's so clearly photoshoped. I specifically remember MK posting a picture of Poshes leg that was photoshoped to look like it had cellulite on it too. So I agree with her. There is no way a 22 yo. ass looks like that. IMPOSSIBLE. oh and also I loveeee my oatmeal with some honey and gummybears on top. yummy.
I dunno, I'm no Mischa Barton fan, but I'm inclined to believe the pics are least a bit photoshopped. I can't believe any 22yo who did have celulite like that would be caught dead outside in a bathing suit.
They're not photoshopped and they look WAY worse than mine, yippee!
Come on! Do you really believe that she became loke that after this:
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b90/kekka88/mischa_barton.jpg ?
I feel kind of bad for her. What's WRONG with me?
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You know, this is the fallout from all the photoshopping on magazines. People start to believe that's what celebs really look like, and NO ONE DOES !
So when a normal picture is taken, people freak out. I don't think there are many people who look perfect in the flesh, so to speak.
I've seen her legs look cottage cheesy before, so I believe these pics were not photoshopped.
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