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Mischa Barton is STILL talking about those pictures of her thighs looking like a yeast infection. She's screaming reverse photoshop! Yup, they used the oatmeal tool on her.
Mischa's pr bitch told Rush & Molloy, "Those photos are doctored. I'm not saying she's perfect, nobody is. But they've given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old. Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in L.A. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks? There's a lot you can do with Photoshopping."
She thinks that the pap who took the pics, Jamie Fawcett, is trying to make her look bad, because she bitched him out for taking pictures of her bare saggy titties. Jamie responded, "I wouldn't seek to publicly embarrass her with nudity or health issues or body image issues. It is a shame that publications tend to highlight an issue that is not fair to a young girl. ... However, sometimes these are the things that sell pictures."
Please, Mischa loves this shit. She hasn't had this much publicity since....well ever! I'm sure the offers are just rolling in after those pictures hit. I wouldn't be surprised if her thighs are named the new mascot of Quaker Oats. Poor Quaker Oats Man will be out of a job.
Actually, I think that there is a difference. Not sure how, but I think it has to do more with the skin than the fat. Fat is fat, to be sure, but how it appears on the surface is determined by skin. I think. That's how skinny girls (like Mischa) can have cellulite and some fat girls do not.
My sister weighs in at about 300 pounds and has these very large, very SMOOTH legs. Hell, they don't even jiggle! She wears shorts for goodness sake! AND she's 46. Stunning.
That is all.
What the Fuck? I went out with some girl in her early 20'sa who had cellulite like that. She said she had a big booty. Whatever, it was a fat ass. Now I'm seeing here again, and she lost that weight and the cellulite is gone. :)
The moral of the story is that it is fat, not cellulite. So if you want to get rid of it either exercise more, or eat less, or deal with it. "Cellulite" is a nicer way of saying "fat."
I think it's Photoshopped. In fact, it's remedial Photoshop. It would take about 1 minute to "magic wand" the area and then change the levels to highlight those peaks and shadows. Super simple. She's got cellulite, for sure, and the sun can create some harsh shadows, but there is something very stark and sharp about these. I call shenanigans. And if they have been Shopped, she should sue. Taking unflattering pictures is fine and we all enjoy a good fat-outing. But tweeking the image is just NOT cool.
That being said, bitch needs to get to the gym. Just because you've been given some genetic gifts doesn't mean you should rest on your laurels and not bother to keep them up! I'm a 40 year old woman who was born with great skin genes (balanced by tenacious fat genes). I have not even a hint of a wrinkle. Even so, I wear sunscreen every day. It's only right.
That is all.
I can't believe she even bothered to bitch about this picture. There's no fucking way her ass looks like that. She would have had to put on a huge amount of weight & then lose it before her skin would look like that. The whore has problems, but cellulite ain't one of them.
Submitted by c-est_moi on May 9, 2008 - 1:50pm.
This is what happens when you call "walking my dog" exercize.
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Oh fuck, you mean it's not?
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Cellulite = BEING A WOMAN!
This is what happens when you call "walking my dog" exercize. Now she needs an endorsement deal from a gym.
and i agree that they could have been photoshopped. we've all seen pics of her mushiness before, but it was tolerable. this looks a bit much, even for her...
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i mean at least from the torso up she looks good. everybody has a downside. hers just IS her downside (bottom half)
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Oh my, I really was hoping I wouldn't see those thighs again. Hmmmmmm, lasagne for dinner?
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MK HAS posted pictures before of Mischa in shorts and her thighs looked kinda bubbly, giggly, squishy. I say these photos are real. After all, if she is 22, no kids, yet already has saggy tits, why couldn't she also have bad cellulite? Some people simply do NOT age well, and I think she is one of them.
Oh, just go get some fuckin' cellulite treatment, bitch. Stop bitching about it.
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well..i'm going to throw her a bone..
her face is really beautiful in the picture and I don't usually find her pretty.
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I can't believe Mischa Barton's cellulite is that bad. I'm almost 40 years old and mine is not so bad. She must have some medical issues.
This snotty c*** should be thankful for any publicity at all. She should be grateful that her orange peel ass got some attention. Cuz she is no talent has been.
I hate this twit.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 9, 2008 - 7:45am.
You people are so eager to jump and say its not photoshoped but pheobe price was just on the cover of that enquire magazine with horrible cellulite and she lifted up her dress and showed that she barley had any. You people must get really happy when someone else looks bad that you can't even see that the photo is obviously retouched.
You should take a look at the link to the pictures Mel-Tang posted. There's one where Mischas is seated cross-legged and the cellulite is bad. I think you're right about some peole being really happy when others feel bad. But in this case I really think that's her body. Obviously in the most unflattering light (just like Phoebe's picture) but it's still her. It just sucks that the paparazzi would capitalize on something that everyone has but I guess they do this stuff all the time--they LOVE to photograph celebs w/o their make up.
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nope.
no one is perfect, no one looks perfect.
perfection does not exist in humanity.
but those are miss barton's thighs WITHOUT photographic retouching.
it's time to hit the gym harder, miss barton.
you are no meryll streep and are required to look your best for your profession.
You're right LOVECARROTTOP...I should have known better. My bad! LMAO.
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Submitted by Lory on May 9, 2008 - 11:24am.
ROTFLMAO! Tru dat! They are supposed to be like two peas in a pot. They sure can share obscenely expensive creams and soaps to fight the cheese! LOL!
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Share? Ya cracker. Paris wouldn't share ANYTHING that would make anyone other than her look remotely good.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
40 year old drinker, barely moves, and still don't have that shit. Grossish, but love your body anyway. Love Hewitt's body rocks.
The specular light of the sun will show texture that is not noticeable in more diffuse indoor light, a cloudy day, or the shade. That is why professional photogs use soft boxes to create large, diffuse light sources when they want to make a flattering photo. This is also why its good to use a reflector or flash to bring up the shadows as well.
Having said that, there does seem to be quite a bit of dimpling going with this gal's hind quarters. The reality is that everyone's body is different, and she has done pretty well in the genetic lottery.
Ho needs to get smart and make sure she covers the tush when in the sun, and do her topless tanning in safe places. As I have said before, the sun is the mortal enemy of the celebrity butt, and these actresses should take appropriate measures to protect their illusion of glamour.
I was impressed at how PP didn't lose focus on the "only bad publicity for celebrity is their obituary". I get the impression that succeeding in h-wood requires a limitless ability to withstand criticism and rejection.
waa waa waa, take a cue from PP and parade around hollywerid with those photos bitch!_____________________________________________
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Wow, this PR is an idiot. Mischa Barton's first statement didn't even deny that she had all of this cellulite, she said "nobody is perfect". Then her pathetic PR comes out and says this. She should sack her!
Shaddup, Mischa!
Take the residual checks from whatever crappy t.v. you were on, and go drown your cottage cheese ass in the Pacific.
Her cellulite seems too bad for someone so young, but Ive seen other pics of her cellulite so I know she has it. Maybe the sunlight brings it out more.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 10:14am.
Submitted by Lory on May 9, 2008 - 11:12am.
WORD! Who is her PR rep? her bff?.
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LMAO! Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Paris Hilton?
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ROTFLMAO! Tru dat! They are supposed to be like two peas in a pot. They sure can share obscenely expensive creams and soaps to fight the cheese! LOL!
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Jamie responded, "I wouldn't seek to publicly embarrass her with nudity or health issues or body image issues. It is a shame that publications tend to highlight an issue that is not fair to a young girl. ... However, sometimes these are the things that sell pictures."
- Yes, that's exactly what he was thinking while snapping the pictures with his extra zoom lens and negotiating the price for them. How moral of him.
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Submitted by Lory on May 9, 2008 - 11:12am.
WORD! Who is her PR rep? her bff?.
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LMAO! Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Paris Hilton?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by The C word on May 9, 2008 - 9:49am.
I don't know about anyone else, but I had completely forgotten about these pics until Mischa and her PR rep brought them up again.
PR 101 - sometimes it is better not to respond at all.
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WORD! Who is her PR rep? her bff?. Thing is I HIGHLY doubt those are fake. Why bother? She's shown her legs before. Most (if not all) celebrities have them to some degree. Some cases might be more extreme than others and the angle and the lighting can be your enemy sometimes. She should have just moved on. We've seen several pictures of celebrities showing their legs filled with cottage cheese, it is hardly something to raise a brow, unless that is, you have such low self-esteem and a shitty PR rep, embellished with lack of talent of course!
Note to Mischa: Cover your legs if you do not them all over the rags in a slow news week.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I still say her ass is on inside out.
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4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
I agree that she definitely has cellulite, but I actually thought these were somewhat doctored, too... I don't like Mushy--don't get me wrong! She's a douche--but I believe her cellulite was exaggerated in these pictures.
I agree...almost every picture we have seen she has been covered in nasty cellulite.
NOT photoshopped.
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I said it wasn't Photoshopped, but I didn't say anything derrogatory about her. Just being realistic, here.
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poor girl she is not a real good actriz , the only reason she was famous is for being pretty and being skinny, and know her ass an legs are full of cellulite.
PS: THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME THEY HAD SHOWN HER5 ASS WHIT CELLULITE SO IS REAL
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 9, 2008 - 10:45am.
You people are so eager to jump and say its not photoshoped but pheobe price was just on the cover of that enquire magazine with horrible cellulite and she lifted up her dress and showed that she barley had any. You people must get really happy when someone else looks bad that you can't even see that the photo is obviously retouched.
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Almost everyone has ass cheese Jimmy, and lighting plays a big factor in how obvious it is. I HIGHLY doubt that picture of Mischa is doctored. She clearly doesn't exercise her legs very much and the shadows obviously aren't helping. She just needs a little self-esteem boost and be proud of her cottage cheese ass.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
I don't know about anyone else, but I had completely forgotten about these pics until Mischa and her PR rep brought them up again.
PR 101 - sometimes it is better not to respond at all.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
Most people have it, as seen here:
http://www.thecelebritycondition.com/cellulite/index.html
Hers is more pronounced here, probably from the way she is standing.
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yeah, bitch, face it, u have a nasty ugly fat ass with whale-flubber on it and NO TITS...ya better start working that shit out or get sum flub-suction!
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You people are so eager to jump and say its not photoshoped but pheobe price was just on the cover of that enquire magazine with horrible cellulite and she lifted up her dress and showed that she barley had any. You people must get really happy when someone else looks bad that you can't even see that the photo is obviously retouched.
We'll see her getting admitted to the hospital for ''undisclosed health reason'' aka getting the cellulite sucked out.
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
It is not reversed photo shop, bitch just put her ass on inside out
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
it has nothing to do with how young you are a 22 year old can have celulite . celulite is nothing more than just fatty tissue. misha barton probably doesnt work out or have muscle in her leg. if you dont eat and dont exercise you'll be "thin" but have a lot of fatty tissue who cares. she shouldnt walk around in a bikini. its nasty
Wait a minute, reverse photo shopped? Wouldn't that be like not photo shopped?
Bossy you are so right, these are not photo shopped! I'll bet a large that you don't see her white ass in shorts or a bikini for at least a year or until her new trainer can get her bucket into some kind of shape. Hey Mischa if they are photo shopped give us another look!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on May 9, 2008 - 9:14am.
That shit would be harder than hell to photoshop. Lumps & bumps are not easy to create, it's much easier to smooth something out. LMFAO@the oatmeal tool!
She's got a fat ass and they caught her at an unflattering angle. Big whoop.
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Emphasis on the fat ass. I ain't hatin!!!
All Misha Barton does everyday is get up, smoke pot, hang out, and get photographed. Any reason she is a lumpy piece of shit!
GET TO THE GYM YOU LAZY SOFT LUMPY PIECE OF TRASH!
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Definitely the worst lighting for cellulite but those may just be her NON-photoshopped legs.
Here's a picture of her in some shorts taken about a month or more ago. Because the shorts are cotton you can even see through them that she has cellulite on her butt. Man, that sucks.
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.ht...
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oatmeal tool, haha!
ricki lake, I agree.
She needs to do some squats, that just looks terrible.
Bitch, just OWN your oatmeal!
Do something about it-work out-instead of having your spokeswhore make excuses for you. If it wasn't true, then you wouldn't be so GD mad about it.
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