Recount!
Not since Danny Noriega was voted off "American Idol" have I felt so cheated! One of the greatest musical talents this hour century, Chloe Lattanzi, did not win "Rock the Cradle" last night. This shit is fixed! Chloe was one of the three finalists along with Crosby Loggins and that douche with a mohawk. I forgot his name already. Crosby won. Zzzzzzzz. Chloe didn't even shed a tear! I expected her puffer lips to quiver until her head flew away.
Chloe will go on to bigger and better things. She's going to be a huge star in......Lithuania!
Brit Brit Spears was also in the audience to support Larry Rudolph who was one of the judges. I'm sure Brit Brit fell in love with Chloe's talent the same way I did. They will create beautiful music together that will make hearing aids everywhere explode.
Below is Chloe's duet with her mother, Olivia Newton-John. I think the stage was declared a disaster zone after that performance. I'm pretty sure that's the last we'll see of Chloe unless we move to Lithuania. I'm really tempted to do so. I can't live without this puffer fish with a voice like burnt glass.
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I never knew Olivia NJ had that level of skill - as an actress. She deserves an Academy Award for getting through that with a straight face. Uggh. That song was never great, but that was pure butchery!
Was this supposed to be funny?? Because it had me rolling!
A puffer fish, gasping for breath as it flounders on the beach, singing around the note but never really hitting it. The exact opposite of talent, striving for recognition, desperate for validation. I wonder how many people could make it all the way through the clip.
Horrible, horrible, horrible! This is crap and I couldn't even get through the clip, as I noticed some blood dripping from both of my eardrums!
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NO NO NO!!!! We have a lot of crazy bitches here in Lithuania, leave that daemon voice girl for yourself. We'll take Phoebe Price. New Lithuania's face. :D I will vote for her in president elections. :D
SHE WAS ROBBED!!! Crosby Loggins is a piece of wood! He will be singing down at bars like Moose Mcgillicutty's on $1 Margarita night while Chole is packing houses in Romania, Turkey,and Sweden!! Eat your heart out Crosby!
It could happen. After all, Britney sang with Heidi Montag.
Crosby Loggins, eh? Does Jim Messina have a kid? They can make a second-generation Loggins and Messina.
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I haven't watch any of this crap on tv, just the clips on here. My question...... why is she ALWAYS on her knees? It's like when she opens her mouth, she drops to her knees! Why?
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Living well is the best revenge.......
i blame olivia and matt for not squashing chloe's dreams from the beginning...if they had done the right thing and parent this girl, we would be subjected to this noise...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
If there is truly a God, then we will be seeing Chloe in all her batshit glory, again!
I love how her mother closes her eyes a few seconds into the song.... so she doesn't have to watch her daughter flop around on the floor like a fish out of water.
Or maybe it was to keep from laughing?
OOOOOOOOOK LITHUANIA?! How come Lithuania? :)
Im Lithuanian :P
I cannot even look at this mess without thinking of Jocelyn Wildenstein, never mind listen to it. Plus, I don't need my ears bleeding, like Brian. Try some Joan Armatrading or Fleetwood Mac, Brian.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Can anyone tell me how to get my ears to stop bleeding?
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
MK this bitch is seriously the second coming as you said before.
Roll that clip and pause it @ :33 seconds.
Thats all Im gonna say
The things parents will do for their kids!
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on May 9, 2008 - 8:45am.
She DOES! And she does the 'uuhhh uhhhh ' voal embellishments in each song. they last what, 3 seconds? ADD of America is that bad now huh?
Poor thing I hope losing doesn't send her back into the starving herself (to get control) she's just a kid.
And Miso, yeah she is Pete Burns.
And your telling off the spammer made me laugh. GET 'EM~ Ha ha
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 9:45am.
I'd prefer to see Britney sing live.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Yes, well Britney can sing. This girl has major psychological problems so it is no surprise she's anorexic. As for your link to the 16-yr-old sluttish AJ, she ruins a good song. But then, one supposes she was drawn to that because it corresponds with her nature. In all her early videos AJ looks like a praying mantis with palsy.
;) @ Rishkin
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I get it. She wants to sound like a 18 year old talented black girl from the hood. Unfortunately she wound up sounding like an 18 year old talented black girl from the hood's 80 year old grandma, getting burned with a curling iron at Big Momma's neighborhood salon.
God, I hope that wasn't rascist. Comparing Chloe like that is insulting to black people everywhere.
My ears are bleeding.
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Having sex with pepaws is a tricky and unsexy situation.
Sounds like something a kid left in it's diaper.
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ROTFL!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
OOps that was for Lory
Submitted by Rishkin on May 9, 2008 - 9:14am.
Did she just have an orgasim in that song?
I dont like that name, Crosby Loggins.
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Yeah, he should change it to something more catchy. Something like Lobby Coggings would work better.
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Haha, That's much better.
Sounds like something a kid left in it's diaper.
Is it me or does she remind anyone else of Pete Burns?
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Dear Chloe,
Please stay out of my nightmares...I'm starting to run out of clean sheets.
Thank you.
Your Mom Ate the Taco
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
"OOH OOH OOH....I HONESTLY [don't believe] YOU" or ONJ think that you can pull off any song. If she (and Kelly Osbourne) can get away with all of this butchery, then I'm gonna have to YouTube all of my karaoke talent.
Submitted by tracylili on May 9, 2008 - 10:57pm.
amazing beauty...I hears she had a personal account on the millionaire&celebs dating club'SearchingMillionaire C O M' with photos and blog there. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.
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There are millions of spammer cunts like you on that site looking to annoy the shit out of everyone.
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Submitted by Rishkin on May 9, 2008 - 9:14am.
Did she just have an orgasim in that song?
I dont like that name, Crosby Loggins.
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Yeah, he should change it to something more catchy. Something like Lobby Coggings would work better.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 9, 2008 - 7:46am.
I've never been wishing so hard for Britney to run away from home and go all batshit in the woods in my life.
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AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Right ON, bring on the fun kinda crazy!
Chloe can always do that remake of "I Love The Nightlife".
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
GOOD RIDDANCE!!!
Hopefully her surgically enhanced humongous lips won't get a Disney contract. After all they do have a thing for talentless airheads.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
id rather stick my finger in a blender
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Did she just have an orgasim in that song?
I dont like that name, Crosby Loggins.
Poor ONJ, didn't this girl have anorexia also or was that a different daughter? Someone needs to clue this girl in that she's horrendous..damn!
At least we got to see her daddy who lives in the teepee again.
She was ROBBED! Oh well, you know some producer will make her a record soon.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
Yikes! OK, I think that ONJ needs to use some tough love and tell her daughter that she can't sing.
we can only imagine the pain ONJ went through to butcher her own song like that on national tv...
What a freaking mess.
Olivia must be beside herself.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
ENOUGH WITH THIS STUPID, FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!
Goddamn, I'm tired of all these posts about irrelevant people. Jesus Christ. I've never been wishing so hard for Britney to run away from home and go all batshit in the woods in my life.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
I'd prefer to see Britney sing live.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw