Morning Wood

I MUST SEE THIS MOVIE! MUST!

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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?

that movie comes off as a mad tv skit, like they're making fun of anna nicole smith. so bad it's funny. i love bad movies like that! i have to catch that on Lifetime one day for a good laugh.

This is gonna be better than Showgirls.

Sadly, that actress portrayed Anna Nicole pretty accurately.

The Seal/Heidi news is like 3 years old. Heidi told the same story to every media outlet when it was first found out that she was engaged. Why is this news?

The Curlz font put me over the edge.

I also feel like that in 7 minutes, I have already seen the entire movie.

Paul McCartney is really more annoying, than his ex. Bleckh.

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Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 9, 2008 - 10:54am.
For anyone who doubts the annoyingness of Paul McShantyface, I submit this; His xmas song 'SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME'. Unforgivable. Right up there w/Supertramp. Ya just wanna stick a revolver in your mouth.
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I hear they play that in hell's waiting room.

♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥
The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

I've always found Paul McCartney irritating, but I wouldn't vote him that on a poll. I think the One-Legged Pole Dancer is behind this.

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"It's got her evil all over it!"

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For anyone who doubts the annoyingness of Paul McShantyface, I submit this; His xmas song 'SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME'. Unforgivable. Right up there w/Supertramp. Ya just wanna stick a revolver in your mouth.

@ the anna movie clip- Nice to see the Pine Sol commercial lady has her agent working overtime.

"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do." - Tom Cruise

The whole scene about the titties should win an Oscar... that and the one where she falls down the stairs.

Paul Mccartney voted most annoying star??? PUHLEASE There are more stars making headlines that are way more annoying! I mean he beat out Winehouse and Lily Allen WTF?!?!

That poll was rigged, how much you wanna bet Psycho kept voting for him.

vote Paul refresh, vote Paul refresh, vote Paul refresh!! etc. etc. etc.

That movie has to be one of the worst of all time. Please, God, let Willa win a Razzie for this.

"Shit happens n then ya dah?!"

"Three munss later ah fanully got me that payra new titties"

The facial expressions are fuckin hilarious. Is this ho serious???? This has to be a parody!

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ

Submitted by miso-horny on May 9, 2008 - 10:16am.
I thought "Kiss from a Rose'' had to do with codpieces and tights...am i wrong?
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No. You're completely right. I LIKE it.

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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.

I thought "Kiss from a Rose'' had to do with codpieces and tights...am i wrong?

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

Lubs KFC, can't wait to see this awesome piece of cinema.....

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

WTF! That scene with the photographer, hahaha!

Submitted by LoLo on May 9, 2008 - 9:51am.

word! no one ever questioned why he was stealing roses from grave yards and kissin bitches with it.

Who makes out in a graveyard beside james haven and his fucked up sister?
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I DO! No wait, I don't... I drink their blood vials.

I never understood that song. Kiss from a rose on a grave? Is it about ghosts? Graverobbers? Nothing?

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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.

Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 9:46am

Babe, i think those hos must all live in hollywood.

No one was getting freaky in my highschool.
If they did it wasnt multiple partners freaky.
Everyone had steadies or just studied.

I dated my bong and married it shortly after college then divorced it but i still hook up for NSA action. Bongalongadingdong!

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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.

_Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 9:49am.

word! no one ever questioned why he was stealing roses from grave yards and kissin bitches with it.

Who makes out in a graveyard beside james haven and his fucked up sister?
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.

Submitted by LoLo on May 9, 2008 - 9:43am.

cha! we is so jelly!
Like i want that mess crawling on top of me singing how were never going to survive unless we get a little crazy and shit.
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Or poking you in the face with a ros in a graveyard making kissing sounds.

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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.

I told you guys that the only reason HoHum was going to India was to meet the people who make her leggings...

Shocked that Jordan didn't make the "most irritating star" list.

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I could not help myself. It is my nature.

Submitted by LoLo on May 9, 2008 - 6:45am.

I know! I'm Catholic but went to public high school. Still never saw 16-year-olds like that.

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

The up on top on the ski hill story. A million times, on regis and kelly or oprah or something.

_Submitted by Sheeps on May 9, 2008 - 9:42am.

Man your mom should have sent you to catholic school. All the guil form our original sin makes the ladies all horny.

Im kidding.

It just makes the preists horny.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.

That was AWESOME! Every shitty movie needs to be condensed into a six minute clip. Now I won't waste my time watching the real thing on Lifetime some Sunday afternoon.

I hate HeidiSeal.
I wish they both would STFU. I can't STAND her voice.

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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan

LOL.

"'Spunk', 'Spunk'...'Spunk's a funny word...do you have Spunk?"

"I sure do."

Classic.

Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 9:37am.

cha! we is so jelly!
Like i want that mess crawling on top of me singing how were never going to survive unless we get a little crazy and shit.

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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.

Submitted by LoLo on May 9, 2008 - 6:41am.

Morning! Sadly, I didn't know any girls like her when I was 16.

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

Umm Sheeps.
Your siggie viddie.....

YOU are FUNNY!!!!!! HAHA HA HA HA

Young tramp. nice.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.

Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on May 9, 2008 - 9:40am.

No, I heard the same thing a million times.
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What, the ski hill or the igloo?

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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.

Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 9:32am.
I thought Seal proposed to her on top of a ski hill? Did her story change to make him look better or am I a crack smoker?

No, I heard the same thing a million times.

I can understand celebrities wanting to keep their relationships, especially in the early stages, on the down-low, but please don't be all fucking coy and shit and then turn around and make out in public! Yeah, I'm talking about you, Rihanna. PS, KFC is not only disgusting, it's EXTREMELY unhealthy and has many fairly unethical practices. The only good thing Pamela Anderson has ever done was vehemently oppose them.

Willa Ford, oh how low you have sunk.

Lohan's Leggings (and I do hope that's what her line is called)...wtf? Way to capitalize on a trend that's on its way out, and even go the extra mile and be too cheap to pay the models. I fail to see how she will regain her fortune from selling $12 pieces of spandex and lycra.

I love bad movies, I need to laugh.

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Submitted by LoLo on May 9, 2008 - 9:35am.
Yo uncle jessie!
Heidi needs to can all the Seal talk.
I dont give a shit how he proposed a million damn years ago. She needs to just shut the fuck up.
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SUP DJ TANNER!
I don't know what makes me more uncomfortable.. hearing her talk at length about her tits and his schlong, or the over-the-top unlikely-to-even-have-happened romantic occurances. Or maybe I'm just JELLUS. Yeah, that's probably it.

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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.

oh wow. i will totally pay to watch that in the cinema!

Yo uncle jessie!
Heidi needs to can all the Seal talk.
I dont give a shit how he proposed a million damn years ago. She needs to just shut the fuck up.

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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.

Ahhhhhhh HAHAHAA! This is the best trash in the world!!!!!!!! It's got Lesli Kay (Felecia, B&TB) and the Pine Sol lady!

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Having sex with pepaws is a tricky and unsexy situation.

Winehouse had a plan: to make herself so unappealing that the police would forgo any chance to jail her.

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

I thought Seal proposed to her on top of a ski hill? Did her story change to make him look better or am I a crack smoker?

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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.

tracylili you spamming whore im gonna find you and shove your computer so far up your asshole you will be burping up loose keys from your keyboard you stupid cow.

eat me!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.

she looks bad on the pix..she was said to join the Internet dating recebtly. many fans noticed her profile on celebs club‘Searching Millionaire dot com'.she used her real photo. so funny.