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Have you been looking for the perfect tacky ass outfit for your 6-year-old daughter to work the ho track in? Well, House of Derriere has the answer to all your problems! Beyonce and Mama Knowles really do think about the needs of everyone.
PopGumbo had this to say about this Dereon Girls ad , "What is the next ad going to look like? Babies wearing gold metallic bikinis while five-year old boys throw Monopoly money on them." Shhhh! Shush it! Don't give Mama Knowles any ideas. She probably loves that concept, but she'll make the babies pose on top of a Bentley.
These little girls might be able stand up in 6-inch heels, but can they "drop it like it's hot" just like Beyonce? Seriously, these little girls are going to have effed up high-heel feet by the time they are 9!
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Beyonce's mother, much like her daughter, has no concept of a positive feminine image. Everything is so hyper-sexualised and so corrupted that any creature who adorns her creations loses a part of its humanity.
She is a modern day Frankenstein, although her monsters are far more frightening than anything Mary Shelly could have conjured in her imaginative cauldron. The good doctor will not be happy until every woman looks like a down-on-her-luck prostitute, who might, just might, be addicted to crystal meth and semen.
For Tina, the tits cannot be too pushed, the heels cannot be too high, and taste is no moderator.
$5 says the chick with the leopard print hat is knocked up.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
I'm sure they're already taking advanced orders from R. Kelly and Michael Jackson for his "special" friends.
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When life stops being worth it, is it time to quit?
The feather bowas and the leopard print pimp hats are alil much. However the concept for the jean out fit and the jacket isn't so bad. She just needs to stop being so over the top.
This is really horrible. Remember when six-year-olds were allowed to be, you know, six?
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These outfits scream out "Hookers in Training". What mother would buy this shit for their daughters unless they are already peddling them out to some pedophiles.
The Knowles family is absolute trash.
A shining example of money buying everything but class.
What's next, a late night 1 (900) phone sex line starring these kids?
We should all e-mail the companies listed in the ads and threaten to boycott them. Maybe then they will stop selling slut clothes for 5 and 6 year olds.
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I will fully admit these clothes are beyond fug and not really age-appropriate, yet I fail to see how they are sexualized. They're not skimpy or suggestive in any way, so I don't really see the analogies with gold lame thongs and boys throwing monopoly money. If these were 15-year-olds you'd think they looked downright demure (if still tacky). I don't understand why celebrity clothing lines can't actually come out with cute, stylish clothes. Oh right, it's because celebrities don't know how to dress themselves, let alone others.
interesting stuff out there...yeah for anyone OVER the age of 14.
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shouldn't beyonce have a kid first before she starts telling people how to dress them? idiots.
Fuck, now I have to go burn down evey House Of Diarrhea stores, before my daughter become their next victim.
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"No honey, I wasn't cheating on you, I just tripped and slipped right on his Dick!"
Socks and highheels are soooo 80's.
This is the kind of stuff that will sell one item for every three lifted.
And just wait for the knockoffs to arrive...
What are you guys talking about? Haven't you heard that infants are new sexy age group??
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"Yes, I have lots of questions. #1. How dare you?"
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Someone tell the Maddox wannabe that Papa Smurf called and wants his hat back.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
The hell? I swear I thought that was Maddox in drag and that that would be the reason for the headline. *sigh* Now I see...
those girls heels are higher than anything ive ever owned!
SO WRONG. Rolled cuffs are OUT.
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I was 38 when I had my daughter, dressing her has been a nightmare since she is 13. They make them look like trash, then you have to fight with little miss innocent because you know if she wears that, all the pervs are gonna be watching. She tells me i'm old. I wish they would respect our daughters.
FLLA= FUTURE LOT LIZARDS of AMERICA COLLECTION. Each outfit should come with a free DVD on pole dancing, lucite heel wearing and negotiating 5 for a blow, ten for a lay.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Please tell me a lingerie line isn't next.
Doesn't Beyonce & her mama know that socks and high heels don't go together?
What's next, gold lame thongs for infants? This garbage is beyond tacky and shouldn't even be worn by grown ass women, let alone little girls.
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But then again, what do I know?
Those red studded heels better be a damn prop and not part of the collection. Fucking hell.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
The asian girl made me think of Maddox too.......she looks scared.
In order to get the full effect of what the Dereon collection seems to stand for, maybe these little girls should've been photographed on a street corner instead of a playroom. Would've been more credible, if not more disgusting.
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
Ya'll expected anything less from the ever-tasteful Knowles clan?
I wish Barbado Slim were around. His comments on the Knowles' used to be priceless.
Dressing little girls up like the Pussycat Dolls or a $5 truck stop hooker? Klassy.
Tacky, tasteless trash. Beyonce and her mother, I mean.
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Submitted by Beth4 on May 9, 2008 - 7:44am.
This is disgusting. Who in their right mind would let their little girls dress in this shit?
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I was just bitching to the hubby about my girls not having enough hooker clothing. Thank you Beyonce.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
This is disgusting. Who in their right mind would let their little girls dress in this shit?
That is fucking hilarious!
Why isn't Miley in this ad? It's a natural fit.
jeezus christmas, did Jon Benet Ramsey not teach us where this leads to?
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
I thought that was Maddox Jolie-Pitt!
Yeah, this is disgusting. It looks like those stupid little pageants.
Tacky.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
Someone sent this to me earlier this a.m., and my response has not changed: "WTF???!!!"
Beyonce and Mama Knowles need to spend some time with victims of pedophiles.
Just maybe, they'll learn a thing or two.
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