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Have you been looking for the perfect tacky ass outfit for your 6-year-old daughter to work the ho track in? Well, House of Derriere has the answer to all your problems! Beyonce and Mama Knowles really do think about the needs of everyone.
PopGumbo had this to say about this Dereon Girls ad , "What is the next ad going to look like? Babies wearing gold metallic bikinis while five-year old boys throw Monopoly money on them." Shhhh! Shush it! Don't give Mama Knowles any ideas. She probably loves that concept, but she'll make the babies pose on top of a Bentley.
These little girls might be able stand up in 6-inch heels, but can they "drop it like it's hot" just like Beyonce? Seriously, these little girls are going to have effed up high-heel feet by the time they are 9!


Submitted by Bjork You on May 9, 2008 - 8:57pm.
Are you guys kidding? The heels are not for sale, they're just a prop, for God's sake, like the makeup.
BJORK YOU, you've missed the point. Styling girls who can not yet read in skyscraper heels, big hair and very obvious make up is what's wrong here. Regardless of what they stock in their shop it's the image they're selling. Welcome to the Bratz youth culture.
Are you guys kidding? The heels are not for sale, they're just a prop, for God's sake, like the makeup. Anyway, House of D. stuff is tacky for anyone at any age. I agree with the poster who thinks House of Derriere. Go into real estate, Tina, or get a cooking show. Anything but fashion. (Also, notice how Beyonce mostly wears other designer clothing?)
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oh my god i love this shit kandycane!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Personally I've never seen such glam hookers. Maddox is the shit here.
If i wanted my daughter to look like a ghetto hoochie rat this is what i'd let her wear.
Mel-Tang.
my daughter will have to dress the way i tell her to as long as she lives in my house and is under the age of 21!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I thought it was Maddox until I actually read it. I was thinking WTF did they do to Maddox. That is just wrong.
Hoochie Mama Starter Kits are getting real fancified now days. I thought the J-LO kid's collection was nice.
Who would actually dress their kid in this shit?!
It's like the "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" episode of South Park come to life, only with ghetto trash.
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"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg
Thanks for the link--you're right I guess they're not slutty but they are cheesy and ghetto trashy. They look like they'd fall apart in the washing machine. I like the feather boa though. Very practical. Hell w/ Gymboree I'm going to let Beyonce dress my little girl.
Oh my.
Between this and the Kardashian PSA on Burma, I really think I want to go back to bed now.. and wake up in a different world.
Submitted by RJII on May 9, 2008 - 9:55am.
Holy Holy Lord, God of Power and Might. WTF?
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HAHAHAHAHAA!!! I have that hymn running through my head now, thanks!! ROFL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
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I am so glad I grew up before this shit was put on the market. It seems like it's really difficult being a kid nowadays.
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
Wooooooooow. Just what little kid needs hooker heels and a feather boa...and skank pink lipstick??
The Knowleses are not the brightest bulbs. But they have proven that pimpin' is profitable.
Hubby and I are trying to have a baby, and we're hoping for a girl, as my family is overrun with boys and then I married a man with three sons (they are all but one grown). This kind of thing makes me want to cry when I think about what kind of world my (hypothetical) daughter will grow up in, what kind of influences there will be. I will constantly be asking myself, "WWMD?" What would Mom do, as my Mom always had the final say on what I did and did not wear.
Leaving aside the sexual content, this just shows that all the money in the world can't buy class or taste.
We need to sic Celia Rivenbark on these House of Dereon freaks. This is exactly what she was talking about in "Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank."
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MADDOX IN DRAG YALL ASSES IS CRAZY BUT THEY TRYING TO TRUN BABIES IN TO HOOKERS HOS SIT DOWN
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Am I the only one that think that little girl looks like MADDOX in drag?
It's so funny and wrong.... I know some cholas in my office are already buying that shit for their little cholitas....
Holy Holy Lord, God of Power and Might. WTF?
This really pissed my off when I saw it. Such fucking garbage.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
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Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
You know Disney is stocking their wardrobe department with this shit.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Let's see - doesn't anyone remember JONBENET?
Somewhere in cyberspace, Woody Allen is looking at the picture on the right and masturbating furiously. If only she was related.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
I saw a house of dereon purse at Ross the other day for like $23. When my hand accidentally skimmed over it it felt like acid on my fingertips
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Ok, this shit infuriates me. WTF?!?!!? Six year olds do not need to dress like tranny hookers.
Beyonce needs to pack her fucking bags and STOP with this whole thing.
It's sick!!!!!!
No wonder there are 11 and 12 year olds getting knocked up.
Fucking stupid! LET KIDS BE KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is ANYBODY buying ANY of this crap?
Submitted by MargeAggedon on May 9, 2008 - 9:28am.
I saw a JC penny commercial yesterday advertising the "new spring line" and it appeared they had gone back to the late 50's, stolen my mother's old wardrobe and are now selling it as 'fashion'.
I don't know wtf is up with clothes these days but I'm sticking to jeans and a tee shirt thanks.
And as far as kids clothes go, I bought my brother's kid a "I'm cuter than baby jebus" tshirt and for some reason he won't let her wear it around our insanely catholic mother. LOL!!!
OMFG that made me burst out laughing!!! I would have totally bought that shirt for my kids. hahaha
My mom and my hubs mom are that way, too. Kind of Jesusy-freakish. It annoys the hell out of me, so I would have let them wear it to a family reunion or something.
LMAO
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
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all the pedos in the world had a hard orgasm just now. Thanks House of Dereon for keeping the dream of prepubescent little fuckdolls alive.
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Unlike Miley Cyrus, there really ARE little girls and the Knowles family should be locked up...that's just wrong on every level.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 9, 2008 - 10:11am.
I just went to her website, and the girls clothes are actually not bad.
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Just went to the site, I agree the clothes are not the problem. The poses, makeup, accessories make them look too grown. Little girls are supposed to be cute not bootylicious. Beyonce and Mama Knowles just dont know any better.
This is so sad , girls dress like whores , kid should be able to act and dress like kids ,that is the great thing about growing up being able to do thing that you could not do before
Great, get that one in the red cap to learn to say, "Me love you long time."
"Rubbers break"
I saw a JC penny commercial yesterday advertising the "new spring line" and it appeared they had gone back to the late 50's, stolen my mother's old wardrobe and are now selling it as 'fashion'.
I don't know wtf is up with clothes these days but I'm sticking to jeans and a tee shirt thanks.
And as far as kids clothes go, I bought my brother's kid a "I'm cuter than baby jebus" tshirt and for some reason he won't let her wear it around our insanely catholic mother. LOL!!!
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Filed under "FETAL PROSTITOTS"
If I want my kid to (a) go out looking like a hooker slag or (b) find a kiddy whore halloween costume, I know just where to go. Trust the Knowles to exploit.
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 9, 2008 - 6:43am.
jeezus christmas, did Jon Benet Ramsey not teach us where this leads to?
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My thoughts exactly.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 5:40am.
$5 says the chick with the leopard print hat is knocked up.
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LMAO!
Damn you, Jamie-Lynn Spears!
I just went to her website, and the girls clothes are actually not bad. They are funky, but not revealing or anything like that.
I have no idea why they would pose these girls like this (sexual, teased hair, blush, lipstick).
They are too young to be portrayed this way. Here is the website, and she does make clothes for babies and toddlers, too.
http://www.dereon.com/nshop/product.php?view=listing&dept=Girls&subDept=...
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
That little girl does look scared or her clothes are to tight, poor thing probably doesn't understand the language.
I'm 19 and even babies are dressing sluttier than me these days! I need to take a lesson from those little chicas.
Good Lord! what the hell is this mess?!?! don't we already sexualize our children ENOUGH! why do they feel the need to dress 6 year olds so that they look like teenagers :( pedophiles are going to love this! these girls are wearing more makeup than i see on grown women at the club! disgusting!
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I want to see Beyonce put her own clothes line on her children.
They look more like Halloween costumes because someone would have to be twisted to have a child wear that.
Oh, Thank you, Beyonce, for allowing perverts to jack off to the kids in the picture and more molested child. I hope they jack off to your camel kids face when your time come.
They look cute~! I wouldnt buy the high heels though. But when I was little my mom bought me some pretty pink heels to wear with my princess dress. I remember I always wanted to wear them with everything... then one day they mysteriously disappeared~
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my name says it all. I think they should be arrested and charged with child porn... and made to sit and watch while pedo victims are counselled...
Everytime I hear house of dereon, I think house of derriere. i would not expect less tacky from little miss "i'm a christian but my butt and boobs are constantly hanging out" knowles and her equally tasteless mother.
Submitted by joanne on May 9, 2008 - 8:01am.
I was 38 when I had my daughter, dressing her has been a nightmare since she is 13. They make them look like trash, then you have to fight with little miss innocent because you know if she wears that, all the pervs are gonna be watching. She tells me i'm old. I wish they would respect our daughters.
You are exactly right, joanne. I know what you are saying.
My daughter is only 8 and she wants the 'cool' stuff when we go out. Luckily, right now, I still pay for her clothes and call the shots, so she dresses age appropriate and tasteful.
It's really the clothing designers, retailers, and advertisers fault. They shove this crap in our faces through t.v., etc. The kids see it, think it's great, and then they want it.
I really think what it comes down to is that if our kids want the stuff, they should have to buy it with their own (job) money. Otherwise, they wear what we tell them to. lol
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
This is absolutely outrageous! Ok, the jeans are not my things...but not so bad. However, HIGH HEELS, for little ones__WTF??? Any parent who buys high heels for a toddler needs their head examined. They are setting up their child for lifelong problems with their feet and proper development during growth. I will stick to Stride Rite, thank you very much. Hollywood morons.......
That shit is not only wrong, it's ugly!
Sad thing is, people will buy it because it's Beyonce.
Submitted by Actrss16 on May 9, 2008 - 6:47am.
Omg...the Asian girl is such a hott bitch!!!
I know. But I thought it was Maddox.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
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To the person who says they fail to see the sexual reference of these ads - these are 5-6 year olds wearing high heals make up and their hair teased up, feather boas? Seems whorish to me and I wasn't insulted at all by the Miley pics.....go figure
This cheap shit isn't even appropriate for adults. It's tacky at any age, but especially for little nine year old girls. This is shameful...
Omg...the Asian girl is such a hott bitch!!! Make her Hot Slut of the Week---she's amazing!!!
Future Paris Hiltons. Right, PSL?
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw