But Is It In Her Contract?
Does Tommy Girl have a movie coming out in about 9 months, because E! claims he wants to have another baby. When Tommy and Katie were in NYC, friends say they were hinting about giving Suri a sibling. Suri doesn't want to share her bottle. She told me so with her eyes. I'm fluent in alien robot talk. She's hard up on that barley water and isn't going to share one drop.
A source said, "She (Katie) said she's got the itch." That's just because her gears are a little rusy. She just needs a little WD-40 and she'll be all set again. The source went on to say, "Now that Suri is more toddler than baby, she said she misses having an infant in the house. And, of course, she thinks Suri would make a great big sister."
Tommy Girl is also into the idea. He's been waiting for Katie to give the okay. Yeah, Tommy's been saving a new shirtless picture of David Beckham for this very occasion. He can't wait to use it to jack off into a turkey baster. Baby making is so sweet!
Da*n 25 mill a child!
Hey you get off my cloud...
Submitted by Madam Pince on May 9, 2008 - 1:33pm.
About the sex life ... they reportedly haven't hidden the fact they sleep in separate master suites.
well, dearie, I sleep in a separate master suite myself; it has much to recommend it. But that's not the problem in this farce. It's that nobody any longer teaches classic stories with morals, such as the one about selling your soul, or I'm sure KH wouldn't have fallen into the trap she's in now.(at least, one would hope so)
PS earplugs don't work for everyone
Submitted by Madam Pince on May 9, 2008 - 9:33am.
About the sex life ... they reportedly haven't hidden the fact they sleep in separate master suites. Katie blames it on Tom's snoring. Riiiight.
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That is why they invented ear plugs.
My hub snores, but with the earplugs, I hear nothing.
"She (Katie) said she's got the itch."
Hmmmmm, sounds like a yeast infection.
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About the sex life ... they reportedly haven't hidden the fact they sleep in separate master suites. Katie blames it on Tom's snoring. Riiiight.
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Did Tommy Boy pay for an extra baster of sperm from Chris Klein? That's the only way Suri will get a sibling.
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That kid is older than 2 years now, what the F is she still doing with a bottle anyhow??
Oprah forgot to ask Tom why he & Nicole adopted 2 kids when apparently they could of had their own.
Tom Cruise didn't go to college & read books. Explains the religion. Scientology is only attractive to uneducated people. Anyone w/even a 2 yr. degree wouldn't fall for that crap. Tom needs to take his meds for his bipolar condition. No more manic episodes in public.
If this is true, these are the two stupidest reasons to reproduce, that I have ever heard. "Misses having an infant in the house"? "Suri would make a great big sister"? Ugh...
Damian Thorn...that's exactly who Suri looks like. WTF is up with the blankie and bare feet all the time? Perhaps Suri wants it that way. Scientology says you can't say no to a child. No wonder Leah Remini's kid is such a freaking mess.
notice how carefully TG positions his hand so that his "wedding ring" is front and centre in the picture.
and hasn't anyone called child services yet about the bare feet and bare arms when everyone else is muffled against the cool spring we've had?
as for katie holmes, she made her bed, let her lie in it - probably alone, except for the turkey baster.
Lol, Lots of words I don't like either, it fit at the time. :)
K, in all seriousness, robots/C0$ crap aside, I honestly wonder if they even HAVE a sex life. They just give off a grandparent sort of vibe. You know, the 'meet in the breakfast nook at 5:15am every day and never have sex' type.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Yeah. Suri would be as great of a big sister as Zahara.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 9, 2008 - 11:05am
You crack me up sometimes lady.
I have certain words i dont like as well.
Ive bitched about that before.
I type prolly, but i dont say it.
prolly cause im lazy.
and moist....KIDDING! i kid i kid i only kid.
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4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Why the hell do they keep carrying Suri around with a blanket? Is that a robot thing? I mean, who else out there blankets a toddler? Dumb
So who is donating to the breeding pool this time?
Is the $cieno lab done with the blueprints already?
Let me guess, it's a boy and will resemble Becks and Gayvolta.
The hydroponic, fruit compote beard baby will have the latest software installed and will one day rule all of XENULAND.
All Hail #83463920-ks-5249 Baby.
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joanne, please tell me you're kidding...do you also say "prolly" while speaking to someone? I'd like to see the looks you get....hehehehhe
(yes, the word annoys the fuck out of me, but I am just joking with you)
ah Lolo, I must give you credit- I didn't scroll down that far...lol
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Submitted by KidL on May 9, 2008 - 10:46am.
"Submitted by skinny fat on May 9, 2008 - 10:43am.
i know it's wrong but Suri creeps me out."
You're not alone. I feel the same way."
Ditto! She reminds me of Damien Thorn!!!
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She's too far gone and not going to run away. She is just waiting for the 9 yr. 360 day mark to hit, where Tom's minder will serve her with the papers.
She probably figures she may as well pop out as many kids as possible so she hits payday when the timer runs out.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 9, 2008 - 10:57am.
JOANNE! Yes thats the movie! Awesome!
PAris Sucks, that was me teasing you cutie!
Joanne ROCKS!!!!!!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
I like the word prolly.
were PROLLY (ha ha i know peeps hate PROLLY)
you fucking with me joanne? lol
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-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
were PROLLY (ha ha i know peeps hate PROLLY) gonna bag on the fucking midget tom no matter what he does and he can only thank himself.
SCIENTOLOGY KILLS!
He used to be a good actor, now he's just scary.
The People Under the Stairs. 1991 ;)
"Submitted by skinny fat on May 9, 2008 - 10:43am.
i know it's wrong but Suri creeps me out."
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You're not alone. I feel the same way.
"When Tommy and Katie were in NYC, friends say they were hinting about giving Suri a sibling."
Suri already has a sibling-two infact, their names are Isabella and Conor. Oh, wait. . . I guess they are a rung above the help compared to Tommy Girl's 'biological' child.
I guess Katie must be getting friendly with that turkey baster if this is to happen. Wonder how much he is paying her this time?
i know it's wrong but Suri creeps me out.
THE ONLY REASON KATIE WANTS ANOTHER BABY IS BECAUSE FOR EVERY CHILD THEY HAVE WHEN THEY GET DIVORCE SHE IS GOIN TO GET 25 MILLIONS EACH
_Submitted by Shelley on May 9, 2008 - 9:43am.
dude chill
we make fun of it b/c its freaky tom cruise in a freaky house with his freaky family and there was a freaky movie about people living under the stairs.
its not that serious.
were PROLLY (ha ha i know peeps hate PROLLY) gonna bag on the fucking midget tom no matter what he does and he can only thank himself.
SCIENTOLOGY KILLS!
ok have a nice day.
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4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
I don't know why everyone is so bothered by Surie's little play room under the stairs. Anyone who has training or who has studied little children KNOW that they [for the most part] love little spaces to play in! I.E., playhouses in the back yard, etc. My three-year-old granddaughter comes to my house and empties her large wooden toy chest, throws her blanket and pillow in there, and that is where she plays for hours. There is NOTHING wrong with Suri having a safe and well lit play area under the stairs. I think it is adorable. They are not chaining her to the wall in there for God's sake!!
Enough already. Someone please get that kid a pair of shoes.
From MK: Does Tommy Girl have a movie coming out in about 9 months?
Yeah, actually, he does. Valkyrie is due out in Feb 2009 now... Thats, what, oh, exactly 9 months from now... You nailed it, MK...
Pretty sad when you plan the births of your children to coincide with your movie openings...
Submitted by D on May 9, 2008 - 8:48am.
Lol. Let's just hope that Tommy Girl doesn't go to Rite Aid and pick up a DNA test, for Katie's bank account's sake.
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Lol. Let's just hope that Tommy Girl doesn't go to Rite Aid and pick up a DNA test, for Katie's bank account's sake.
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 9, 2008 - 7:38am.
well, once you've sold your soul, I guess nothing really matters one way or the other.
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Urgh! Just what the world doesn't need.
Can't they just move to Burma or something.
Sometimes they look almost human. Then I start thinking, this is a novel, isn't it?...
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Submitted by D on May 9, 2008 - 8:35am.
According to their marriage pre-nup, Katie gets $25 million for each child biological child that they have together.
Look it up, I'm not making this up.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
If one woman won't do what you want when you want it, just get another one. Thats the Hollywood way, although Suri might enjoy company under the stairway.
well, once you've sold your soul, I guess nothing really matters one way or the other.
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According to their marriage pre-nup, Katie gets $25 million for each child biological child that they have together.
Look it up, I'm not making this up.
The Oprah interview(s) made me sick. I am done with her. She has completely sold out to the $cientologists. I'm over it.
Here - Hold my baby while I check DListed
I thought I read something not long ago where Katie said that she wasn't ready for another one and was just enjoying Suri.
Tom is done. I can't imagine with the widespread suspicion and speculation about Scientology that he'll ever dig himself out of the hole he's in.
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Sooooooooooo...he's got some L. Ron sperm left, then?
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"he wants to have another baby"
keyword here: HE
what HE wants, what he says, what he needs;
not HER.
HE=XENU
If she has an "itch",it's one that dumbass sure as hell can't scratch.....be happy with the damage control your handlers got from your Oprah gig (you know,the TOTALLY unscripted and UNPLANNED interview)and just shut up and go away.
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
Spooooky, more $cientolotots.
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