Ashlee Simpson Needs To Look In The Mirror
Asshole Simpson is in London trying to get people to buy her album of shitty music. She was on the talk show, "Nokia Green Room" when she called Brit Brit Spears "trashy." Pot calling the kettle trashy!
Asshole was asked in an interview what she thought, "You've had one too many Britney Spears" meant? Apparently, Britney Spears is slang for beer, but Asshole answered "one too many trashy girls."
Stupid hag! Ok, I would have said a lot worse, but I'm trashy and proud of it. This is rich coming from the ultimate piece of trash, Asshole Simpson! The bitch's singing voice makes Brit Brit sound like Beverly fucking Sills.
At least Brit Brit isn't about to marry a vagina! Well, Brit Brit might if it proposed, but that's not the point!
Visit The Sun to see dumb Asshole called Brit Brit "trashy."
i like her eye makeup.. how can i make it look like that????????????
Asshole needs to sftu. She lip synchs like shitney and dresses shitty like shitney.
Ashlee needs to lose the copper hair. The only time I've ever seen that hair color was on my blonde friends when we were kids because all the shit in the well water would turn their hair that hideous shade of red.
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"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg
Asshole is such a bitch. Calling Britney trash???? Asshole has been in her share of dumpsters I'm sure. I'll take Brit anyday...at least she has some talent. Asshole has no talent at all. She's not pretty and has a dick flasher for a boyfriend.
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
"Britney Spears" as slang for "Beers"? Sounds like the British rhyming slang, as in "butcher's hook" for "look" and stuff like that.
I just want to know what is with these two and their oh-so-casually-but-it-took-hours-to-achieve straightened and diagonally slicked across the forehead hair.
That was not a very nice thing for her to say.
I am not a Britney fan but girl has sold millions of records. Ashley has sold like 500. Sounds to me like someone is bittah.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
bitch please she wishes she was britney i'll take bladheaded vajayjay flashing nonbathing out of her fucking mind britney anyday over this fugly emo looking punk rock posing no talented cum bucket whore
disagree. she's not as trashy as Shitney. Nobody is.
PSL -- I've gotta give you props. Asslee's way too irrelevant for me to remember anything concerning her.
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
Your Mom, I think most people forgot about that escapade.
I am Rain Man when it comes to shit like that unfortunately. I CAN'T forget.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
PSL -- I totally forgot about that little fiasco! And what about lip synching? Isn't that trashy? And forgetting your own lip-synched lyrics so unforgivably that she resorts to a ho-down? Is that not in bad taste?
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
Evidently she has forgotten the video of her drunk in McDonald's, climbing on the counters and bitching out the workers......that was claaaaaaassssy.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 9, 2008 -
Haha, when you lay the facts out that simply it makes Asslee appear so incredibly hypocritical
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She totally is!! She's so trashy it makes even Britney look good. At least Britney waited until she was married to have kids. Granted, Brit still won't admit to her boob job but still...
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
i think this bimbo thinks we have forgotten her SNL debacle and getting booed off the stage at a football game.
sorry to inform you, asslee, but those moments will live on in internet video forever.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 9, 2008 - 8:37am.
Aaaahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahahaha!! She had plastic surgery, tried to lie about it, and got knocked up with a bastard child all before she was legally allowed to drink and she has the audacity to call someone else trashy?
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Haha, when you lay the facts out that simply it makes Asslee appear so incredibly hypocritical.
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
Oh well at least Asshole bathes semi-regularly.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
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That was a pretty tacky comment, especially considering that it would get around.
That aside, she does look gorgeous with her red hair and nose job...but her personality still sucks (emo/punk/weirdo/trying way too hard).
I'd take Jessica Simpson over Ashlee any day.
STFU you talentless brat. I can't wait till Asslee tries to deal with the fallout (hahahhaha) from this stupid statement.
I also like to say I've had one too many Britney Spears, but I mean Britney Spears.
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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw
Aaaahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahahaha!! She had plastic surgery, tried to lie about it, and got knocked up with a bastard child all before she was legally allowed to drink and she has the audacity to call someone else trashy?
New Development: I like Britney more than I like Asshole.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Dumbass.
Shitney's sitting on top of her huge pile of money, reading that article and laughing and saying, "Hey Assley! Ma paw is uh-tak'in care of me, and yours is pawwin' on yo sis. You don't shut yo mug I'ma gonna stuff my bag of cheetoes down that shaved down snout o'yours."
No she wouldn't. Cheetoes are a delicious meal and much too precious to waste on Assley.
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I look at this picture and I think "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!"
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Asshole, I agree with you, Shitney IS trashy. But by you saying that it doesn't make you any cooler or makes me like you at all. It DOES make you more of an asshole tho.
STFU slut
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If that's the case, Asslee, then Brit Brit and your albums have something in common.
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
You dumb bitch, don't pick on my Shitney!
Can't someone beat the shit out of her and her pussy, please?
I hate those two.
Has Ashley been tested? She seems a little 'speshul.'
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
...said the lip-syncing, hoe-downing, talentless airhead with the personality of a used tampon who's had more face work done than all the "trashy girls" combined, whom she so much wishes to look like & should thank all her success to nepotism and equally empty-headed fans that confuse a music industry product for original, raw & edgy talent.
Bitch has got some nerve, I'll take Britney anyday over the hand me down wannabe britney spears, oh wait that would be jessica, asshlee is more the second rate hand me down wannabe britney. Nice move of MK defending brit on a sidenote.
"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"