Eric Reichenbach from Surviror - There's a dumb bitch born every minute!



Shaniquanaynay's picture

He sure does look like Leif Garret. Ok so I saw Leif perform at the Ohio State Fair! Hahaha I was just a kid. Anyhow, I laughed so hard at this fool. That's two guys that got voted off for wanting to have friends. Dumbass! It is not for friends it's for money!
He wasn't going to redeem himself. I cannot believe he fell for that! I really can't believe people can be so easily manipulated. I need to become more devious. I would get farther in life.

shandi's picture

I don't watch the show, but man, that dude is ugly. It's like a reincarnation of Leif Garrett.

Mopa's picture

Sure, he's an idiot, as if the hair didn't give it away, but he's only 22 and an 'ice cream scooper', according to the show. He was, however, a nice, naive kid and those bitches sure took advantage of him. Of course, I don't really blame them, but they could have at least not laughed their asses off right in his face when he got voted off.

It was, easily, the stupidest move in reality show history. (Well, the legitimate reality shows anyway)

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omgosh, homeboy is soooo fucking stupid.

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LEIF GARRETT reincarnate?

Just last night I was wondering why he hasn't been the "Hot Slut of the Day"! He is the perfect "slut". You answered my thoughts!

RigaToni's picture

No bambam, this guy is stupider.

He had individual immunity from the challenge that day. He had a guaranteed spot in the final four (which was actually the answer to the puzzle in the challenge) ... but he GAVE it to Natalie at tribal council. Just GAVE it. And then the women all laughed at him and voted for him.

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bambam's picture

Dammit I missed last nite's show. Can someone fill me in on the details??

And the stupidest one is the guy who first thought he found the immunity idol (a piece of wood), then found a real immunity idol and didn't use it.

m's picture

Seeeriously... what an idiot.

My favorite part was when James said "I'm not the dumbest player anymore!" after Erik went home.

Seriously. Idiot.

Karma Police's picture

Poor Eric. That was so dumb.

I can't stand that Natalie bitch. She looks like the Grinch.

Who's the dumb bitch that can't spell Survivor?

Been a good season with the last four getting voted out in highly entertaining ways.

That ugly bitch he gave immunity to is vomit inducing. I wanted to spray all those snickering smug bitches with a fire hose. God-this kid is scary stupid.

DeeDee's picture

What a dumbass. Next time I'm at his ice cream shop, I'm going to swindle him out of some ice cream.

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Brian's picture

DUMBEST move on any "reality" show EVER!!!
What in the hell was he thinking?!?!

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tracylili's picture

he is sexy. I saw him at celebs dating club‘Searching Millionaire DOT com" weeks ago ago when he was dating a hot model, with no makeup simple dress, he is absolutley handsome.

modianos's picture

he looks like leif garrett...yeah i just gave my age away :/
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Illuminata's picture

Lesson to everyone: A high school education is not enough. Take your ass to college or university or else you'll be as dumb as this fucker. Wow, he's even dumber than James... and that's saying a lot.

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mary jane's picture

That was great. He's such an innocent little boy.

mike's picture

"There's a dumb bitch born every minute!"

Word, MK, but that's part of the reason Survivor is still on the air.

Pers's picture

He knew the moment he gave away his immunity - that he fucked up. Loved every second of it. Good times!
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Am's picture

Biggest dummy on Survivor ever!

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