Thursday, May 8th 2008

Phoebe Price Came Through!!!

Yesterday, I posted about Phoebe Price's cottage cheese thighs making the cover of The National Enquirer and look what we have here..... PP heard my pleas and posed with her latest cover for the paps today. This is exactly why PP will forever be "Hot Babe of the Century!" PP is an International supermodel that has graced covers of magazines that I can't even pronounce, yet she still found time to pose with our little local newspaper. She truly is a legend in Michael K's mind only.

PP even found time to stop and smell the sunflowers. Seriously, posing with sunflowers? Those Ann Geddes' babies need to watch and learn. This is how you really strike a pose next to a sunflower.

In my next life, I want to come back as one of PP's freckles! Wait...does she have freckles down there? Perhaps, I should rethink my wish.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


soul's picture

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next we will see PPs sagging breastususss, double chins, flabby arms,real hair color etc.eeek! this is not what you want to be famous for PP! or do U? =\

MK must be dePPd! send him to reHab.stat!

SkyBitch's picture

Awwww, she should have worn that same hideous bikini for the occasion. Meh. :(

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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.

zomay's picture

Maybe she sends Michael K Olive Garden gift cards.

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zomay's picture

Maybe she has a penis and Michael K knows about it.

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zomay's picture

Aunt Bea please don't take this the wrong way, but I think even you are sexier than PP.

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tonicbitch's picture

I think Dignity and Self-Respect took one look at this woman and committed mutual suicide.

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Mawy's picture

Wooooowwwwww. This bitch is serious. I had my doubts that she would actually go and pose with THIS magazine cover, but she really has no limits. If there was a magazine cover with a picture of her snorting coke while taking a shit, I bet she would pose with that, too.

Newportjoey's picture

MK? Are you leaving the Gay behind for this Chicken Cutlet??? You have a MORBID attraction to her......I think the dlisted sluts need an intervention on this issue...

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Karma Police's picture

If I had a cottage cheese ass like hers that was pictured on a magazine, the LAST thing I would do is be out promoting it.

Aunt Bea's picture

Submitted by zomay on May 8, 2008 - 8:11pm.

Why Michael? Why her?
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I agree. I don't get it.

madam s.'s picture

As much as I despise her I'm going to let her have today. Because that is the only cover she's ever going to get.

Manimal5's picture

Hahaha. PP is a really good sport. If she was on the cover of MAD magazine, she would be proud.
I think I'm starting to like her. (forgive me)

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

I wish the paps would stop taking her pic. Make her go away!

~*~In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey,
Dont you know that I love you?
In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby,
Dont you know that Ill always be true?~*~

yolie's picture

Please, this is the best reason not to post and more of this loser!

there has to be some award or commendation for being the most desperate fame whore in Hollywood! PP beats Orange Oprah in this category fo sho!

Lady Hadenough's picture

Amazing... no pride whatsoever. She's perfect!

zomay's picture

Why Michael? Why her?

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Devore's picture

yes.
but.

who IS Pheobe Price?