Thursday, May 8th 2008

Phoebe Price Came Through!!!

Yesterday, I posted about Phoebe Price's cottage cheese thighs making the cover of The National Enquirer and look what we have here..... PP heard my pleas and posed with her latest cover for the paps today. This is exactly why PP will forever be "Hot Babe of the Century!" PP is an International supermodel that has graced covers of magazines that I can't even pronounce, yet she still found time to pose with our little local newspaper. She truly is a legend in Michael K's mind only.

PP even found time to stop and smell the sunflowers. Seriously, posing with sunflowers? Those Ann Geddes' babies need to watch and learn. This is how you really strike a pose next to a sunflower.

In my next life, I want to come back as one of PP's freckles! Wait...does she have freckles down there? Perhaps, I should rethink my wish.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


parissucksliterally's picture

Who the FUCK would pose holding that issue of the NE? What a pathetic LOSER.

Nice avie Sheeps!

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@Aunt Bea:

Well, SHIT. We at least pretended to like them. And by the way, Andy is an amazing lay. DAMN!

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 8, 2008 - 9:57pm.

@Aunt Bea: Your pickles suck, but your taste in vintage TV RULES!

MTM is 'HWAT'. Recognize.

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Your pickles would suck too if the only men in the neighborhood were Barney Fife, Otis the drunk, Floyd the barber and the only cutie happened to be your nephew.

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An "F" rate celeb wannabe with a "Z" rated career. She should really look into a job waiting tables at IHOP. With enough flare on her vest she should get some pretty good tips.

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i guess it's true that there's no such thing as bad press as long as they spell your name right...
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Bewitched, bewitched, you've got me in your spell.
Bewitched, bewitched, you know your craft so well.
Before I knew what you were doing I looked in your eyes.
That brand of woo that you've been brew-in' took me by surprise.

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@Aunt Bea: Your pickles suck, but your taste in vintage TV RULES!

MTM is 'HWAT'. Recognize.

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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

Mike, I still want to wreck you, in a totally platonic way (ha ha ha) if that makes a difference.

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Submitted by mike on May 8, 2008 - 6:54pm.

However, you are still very very sexy.

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 8, 2008 - 9:53pm.

Loved the MTM show too! Now I'm getting all nostalgic *wipes tear*

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 9:42pm.

Well, DAMN Mike, I knew you were too sensitive to be a guy.

grrrrrrrrrrr

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 9:51pm.

Calling Dr. Bombay, Dr. Bombay!

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I bought the "Bewitched" dvd's for my kids. They don't get it. Sad. That Zoey 101 twat has tainted my kids from ever knowing the really good shows.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 8:51pm.
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Oh NO! Call cousin Naomi! Holy hell! Pandora Spocks might show up!

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Uncle Arthur: [Uncle Arthur's head is sticking out of a plate on the table] Forgive me for not rising, but I'm up to my neck in work.

Samantha Stephens: Darrin, say hello to Uncle Arthur.

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Calling Dr. Bombay, Dr. Bombay!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 9:48pm.

I loved that show!

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Oy, Abner, don't ask.

Gladys Kravitz: [talking about Samantha] I bet she has some strange disease, and we could catch it. Abner, you wanna wake up with something strange?
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Submitted by jussayin on May 8, 2008 - 9:47pm.

Submitted by mike on May 8, 2008 - 9:39pm.
I have an admission to make, people: I am Phoebe Price

...I thought you were Iron Man...

Can't I be both?

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Submitted by mike on May 8, 2008 - 9:39pm.
I have an admission to make, people: I am Phoebe Price

...I thought you were Iron Man...
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

How much ya wanna bet she'll have star right next to diddydaddy on the Walk of Fame in like, a week?

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 9:16pm.

If you say so Mrs. K. I will follow PP to the end. By the way, how is Abner these days?

I think she's happy about the cottage cheesecake shots because they're referring to her as a "Star"...that alone is pretty surprising. I really wouldn't recognize her if not for dlisted. Then again, I still have no idea what she does aside from posing for shots that end up on dlisted.

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Well, DAMN Mike, I knew you were too sensitive to be a guy.

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Submitted by mike on May 8, 2008 - 6:39pm.
I have an admission to make, people: I am Phoebe Price.

Mike, then I'd go out for like a 5-mile run every other day for the next month.

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mike's picture

I have an admission to make, people: I am Phoebe Price.

shoy's picture

Dear Phoebe, I know you read these comments, then print them out, and paste them into a scrap book. I really just want to be a part of your crap book, I mean, scrap book, that is why I am writing this message to you. I think you need to do a bald fanny shot while getting out of a car, and lose heaps of weight. Both of these things will get you so much attention you will start to actually get pissed off with the paps. Good luck with your career. Shoy - a groovy girl from Sydney, Australia.

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I don't get why anyone would question Michael "Jim Jones" K. I mean, didn't we all drink the Kool-Aid?
I just figured asking questions was verboten.
You guys are in so much trouble.

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Submitted by Who Cares on May 8, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Enough of the PP bullshit game. She is either paying dlisted or dlisted is related to her in some way. I mean she is clearly listed as one of dlisted friends on dlisted's myspace page, so enough already. There is a connection, hello.

Clearly there is not enough more important things to post then a nothing such as her. Please give it up.

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Who Cares's picture

Enough of the PP bullshit game. She is either paying dlisted or dlisted is related to her in some way. I mean she is clearly listed as one of dlisted friends on dlisted's myspace page, so enough already. There is a connection, hello.

Clearly there is not enough more important things to post then a nothing such as her. Please give it up.

WipeOutPutOutGetOut's picture

Oh Phoebe, you go ahead and show the world you're not ashamed. Some people may be in the sunset of their lives, but never our Phoebe!

Candy Lynn's picture

Phoebe Price's # 1 Fan

BRAVO!!!!! This is why we love our Phoebe P. She didn't let one tragedy affect her, she turned it around and use it to her advantage, more press coverage!!!

She's Brilliant!!!..........and those sunflowers, I guess its a symbol, that means, the sun is still shining amidst the black storm that is looming on her career!

WOW......I'm gonna put sunflower and another scented candle (from the phoebe price collection, of course) on my PP shrine in my bedroom tonight!!!

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LMFAO!!!!! I love her. Thats hilarious MK.

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<"This is exactly why PP will forever be "Hot Babe of the Century!" ">

I get it totally, MK. Some never will. It's like you're writing her life's script, like she is here for you and you alone. I don't get why people don't see that.

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Submitted by Aunt Bea on May 8, 2008 - 5:16pm.

Submitted by zomay on May 8, 2008 - 8:11pm.

Why Michael? Why her?
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I don't get it either but if MichaelK, our fearless leader, loves her than so do I. No questions asked.
I am that kind of minion.

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That's so sad it's heartbreaking

Submitted by Manimal5 on May 8, 2008 - 6:13pm.

Maybe just a full trunk.
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All I see when I look at PP is a bad case of menstruation.

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And notice in my avi - she must have this hat in a multitude of colors - only an international supermodel of her stature would attempt to pull off such an ugly fashion accessory!

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@sheeps
PP is a real do-it-yourselfer I guess.
Probably has a trunk full of toys.

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ILoveRArmitage's picture

Only this stupid bitch would be proud to be on a magazine cover about ugly ass thighs. If your only claim to fame is that you had the worst cottage-cheese thighs in Hollywood, wouldn't you want to be hiding out somewhere, not out promoting your ugliness. What a stupid cunt.
I agree, MK needs a PP intervention. I would hate to give up dlisted because of this stupid twat being on it so often. MK - get obsessed about someone worthy, please.

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JJ JJ's picture

Only PP would be proud of making a tabloid cover promoting her cottage cheese thighs!!! She is online entertainment gold!

Submitted by Manimal5 on May 8, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Does PP have a lover?

She's in an odd triangle with Michael K and the mirror.

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Does PP have a lover? Male or female? Sheeps?

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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

She's cute! I lover her freckles. Her legs are not cheesy.

Am's picture

a) Will somebody please remind me why she's famous?

b) X17 has newer pictures of her cottage cheese glory.

I used to think that hat was like a sawed-off traffic cone. Now it reminds me of those dumb numbers they stick to your roof with a magnet when you drop off your car at the dealer's for service.

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PP needs to hit a gym. or power walk, or something. there's no excuse for that level of cottage cheese.

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RichBitch's picture

WOW she's a loser cunt! I love her!

she is so like to show herself. i really do not love her, esp. when i know that she deserted her BF and tried to find another one on www.intimatemingle.com the interracial dating club, i look down upon her. her BF treat her so nice. you know she dare to put her hot pics on that web. you do not saw it, if you saw it you cannot control yourself.

I knew she'd like it.

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