Alexyss K. Tylor Talks Shit
It's been a while since I've caught up with Alexyss K. Tylor and her words of wisdom. This time around, Alexyss is talking shit, literally. Alexyss just doesn't understand why a lot of you will stay at your man's house for 2 or 3 days and let him do you in every hole, but you won't take a shit in his bathroom. Alexyss is really concerned that you're fucking up your bowels. I agree with Alexyss and that's why I always carry a pack of matches in my pocket. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Nothing will eliminate the scent of fresh doody quite like a freshly lit match.
Alexyss speak the truth. I nominate her for United States Secretary of Health and Human Services!
And this video is pretty NSFW. I doubt you want your boss to hear some woman talking about sucking dick and exploding bowels....or maybe you do?
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Submitted by Akare on May 8, 2008 - 7:11pm.
I LOVE HER. Her wisdom has no comparison.
...at first I read...her wisdom has no compassion! she is crazy, and I love her too!! She does "keeps it real".
But as for me I cannot drop load around other people, not in public restrooms, not in someone else's house, especially if they don't have Febreze on their shelf...but what I do is send HIS ass home afterward. I also don't like smelling other people's shit either!
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
and i like the avie.
ha- it looks like an upshot of someone's crotch. i'm fine with being sick. : )
You know, it is about time that someone started a substantive discussion regarding these issues. I applaud Ms. Tylor.
Hilarious!
But sooo true.
I can't ever "go" in someone's house unless I've known them for ages, unless maybe I had an attack of the poops.
Women are weird!
Just the same with queefs, embarrassing enough but heaven forfend if a "real" fart slipped out!
Submitted by kathleen.tamara on May 8, 2008 - 7:16pm.
A vagina?!?
It's one the cover of one of the greatest albums of the '90s - My Bloody Valentine's "Loveless"
so Mike- I asked you this in the Sara Larson post, but in case you missed it: Is you avie a vagina, or am I just sick in the head?
"Alexyss just doesn't understand why a lot of you will stay at your man's house for 2 or 3 days and let him do you in every hole, but you won't take a shit in his bathroom. Alexyss is really concerned that you're fucking up your bowels"
I know what my new tagline is gonna be....
8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.
The minute Life comes knocking, im outta here!
Alexyss looks surprisingly youthful in this vid.
I don't get it. Girls do that?? When I got to go I go.
You are so funny Mk. So true about about the matches. They saved my life.
I LOVE HER. Her wisdom has no comparison.
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ok that was great