Alexyss K. Tylor Talks Shit

Alexyss is off her head! what kind of bizarre combination of drugs does she consume?

She does crack me up; im so bored im just watching her videos on youtube now laughing my ass off non-stop. Alexyss needs her own tv channel

The dick must be good when you can put yo shit on hold for 3 days and then go home and blow yo own bafroom up. Dats some nasty fuckin ghetto shrimp shit up in dat azz....oooh, smellin like hot blogna comin out of a dead monkey's ass. Alexx's 'potion' may work for cleanin they toilet but you don't spray yo dookie hole wit no chlorox & lysol, that'll burn a bitch's pink pucker hole up so fast, flames be shootin out of dat burnin sphinctre & it be on fire...ooooh. That aint the kind of potion you wanna be spraying all up in yo crack gettin that bleach all up in there. Why everytime When a nigga's got a mess the first thing they reach for is Bleach. Bleach UP yo azz aint cool, fool.
Bleach will burn a bitch up, esp if she spraying all up in her azz!

Sharon, I'm sorry if you've been asked this before. But, is that Snoop with his dong hanging out to his damn knees in your avatar? Evil shenanigans, is that for real?!

o/t: I stopped holding my bowels as I matured. My men understood. They didn't hold back in my bathroom, why should I?

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LMFSAO (laugh my focking smelly ass off) @ "Ladies, don't keep yo shit backed up in yo ass. That's nasstaaay."
But go ahead and spray ammonia, bleach, or Lysol up in yo ass crack so it smell better.
Oh, and get a pap smear up yo ass, cause I don't know why they pap smear yo vagina fo. You need a pap smear up yo ass.

And what an amazing story about the lady who's shit came up out of her mouth. Lovely.

Just do the 7 day cleanse before you do sexy times, and you'll be alright for a few days.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan

I live with my man and he can drop a pretty wicked one as well as keep farting all throughout the day and oftentimes while right next to me: while we're sitting on the couch, while walking, in bed (and he likes to get right up on me and do it there) and in the car! Even with the windows rolled up! You think I'm gonna let him bitch about what I do in the bathroom after all the crap (pun intended) that I have to put up with? Hell, no...It's called PAYBACK, baby!

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Submitted by Candy on May 8, 2008 - 5:13pm.
I take natural laxatives like flaxseed that allows me to go once or twice a day. Since I go so regular, the smell is muted by about 60% so I'd take a chance on shittin in public without the matches. I've had to do it at work and between me flushing between dumps and taking the mild laxatives, I feel 40% more comfortable doing it.

HAHAHA I found this hilarious, simply because you quantified everything. =) Nice.

~*Head Bitch*~

Eh, its not just women that are crazy. Once I had primped myself to the max for an important office party that I was going to attend for my boyfriend. When I mentioned that it had taken me all day to get ready and that I had done my nails, hair, shaved my legs----stop the record, shaved my legs?! He told me that it was gross to tell him I had shaved me legs (which incidentally, aren't hairy AT ALL, it was more ceremony than anything when I did it), it was like telling him "oh hey I go into the bathroom and sit down and take a dump," he totally flipped out. What a weirdo. They're not even in the same ball park but obviously you can see that if a girl took a dump at his place he wouldn't just be cool with it. And he's one of many, guys have been trained to think that girls are sexy, pretty objects that have no bodily functions.

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Submitted by blazingwhitetrash: "I used to wait to take a shit when my boyfriend went to work. Now I take my pants off to fart bare-assed on a wooden chair to make him laugh."

Damn, you made me laugh. Out loud. (I think farts are funny)

I didn't know that women like this exist, I mean "Angels don't poo" for 3 days thing.

I think such an eggressive message may lead women to a controversy and another extreme - not even closing the door in a man's house, when they poo! Ew.

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I'm not so sure taking ammonia, Lysol, and other caustic ingredients and spraying them around your butt would be a great idea. In the air, yes, but directly on the butt skin, no. Otherwise, she's right on about everything. More people should address these issues! However, I would have to be there to believe the story about the woman whose crap backed up into her mouth.

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New 'do...same Alexyss.Bless you MK!!!Girly had me laughing so hard I hit my head on the kitchen table.

BTW-Hypocrite I may be...but as much as I like oily/sweaty/fragrant sex...I REALLY DON'T WANNA
SMELL MY LOVERS' DUMP.Of all the things that kill
relationships-SHARING BEDROOMS & SHITTERS probably
sits near the top.

What the hell are they doing spending 24 hours a day at that man's house, don't they have to work sometimes????

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Let me dirty up your mind.

Man I'm a guy and even I can't take dumps in public or at randoms houses.

I'm pretty sure I could summarize that rant in 10 seconds without doing it or us any injustice.

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 8, 2008 - 7:01pm.

I've been married FOREVER (2 bathrooms way far from each other)
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Ooooooooooooooooo, I am jellis bitch!

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LMAO...
man! she is awesome...
UGH...

i dunno who this slut is, but that is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time. i just got a serious ab workout watching that.

Whatever happened to sharing your shit with your man? Nothing says love like a bowel log! Heck, my man thinks my essence should be made into a scratch and sniff sticker.

I love this bitch.

They need this bitch on CBS-fuck Katie Couric!

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alexyss was robbed of the hsoty for 2007...and she is 100% right, as usual...balls in your jaws...
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 8, 2008 - 10:01pm.

LMAO!

Well Alexis pretty much fried all the nerve cells in my ears.

I've been married FOREVER (2 bathrooms way far from each other), so I don't have much to say on the topic except for this... there's this woman at work who takes her UNHOLY DAILY DUMP FROM HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL at WORK!! Every morning. Right around, say 8:30a.m. Sometimes a little earlier. If the military could package it, we wouldn't need any other bombs. I'm surprised I'm even alive to tell you this. It smells NECROTIC. NOXIOUS. DEAD. TOXIC. You can't hardly breathe. And if you stay in there too long just doing your regular pee business, the stink of HER DUMP will attach itself to your clothes and then people look at you weird.

its about time! you havent posted about alexyss in over a year! And may i say, she got ROBBED for hot slut of the year. beth ditto is NOTHING compared to her!

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Submitted by Suki on May 8, 2008 - 5:31pm.
i told her that i am Spanish and mexican as well and i offered to go outside and kick my own ass.

heeheehee. I get that it matters a little bit. If not, we wouldn't have terms like "Hispanic," "Latino," "Hispanoamerican," etc. It matters in the sense that you don't call a "Kiwi" an "Aussie," etc.

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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.

Alexyss needs to weigh in on the "Toilet Lady" and her two year stint in the bathroom while her boyfriend hung out and occasionally exposed himself to underage neighbors. I feel like Alexyss might have some strong words for them.

Submitted by Suki on May 8, 2008 - 8:31pm

Wow, being mistaken as Spanish when you're Mexican is considered insulting? Go figure. I know they're been some confusion (at least for me) what the proper term of ethnicity is for that group: is it Latina/o, hispanic, or do you identify by country of origin? Or something else entirely?

OT: I'm still fascinated at what ends up on youtube.

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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde

I used to wait to take a shit when my boyfriend went to work. Now I take my pants off to fart bare-assed on a wooden chair to make him laugh.

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She does look lighter, tighter and hair did.

I totally get this..although it's with Mexican and Spanish girls...when I lived in NM I got dirty looked and the bitch at the conoco told me that she "didnt like no snotty ass spanish bitches"..(she was evidently mexican) so i told her that i am Spanish and mexican as well and i offered to go outside and kick my own ass. she just stood there trying understand what i just said but i think the years of using sharpies to draw her 'brows in killed a lot of brain cells.
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Submitted by boomsy on May 8, 2008 - 6:02pm.

Submitted by mike on May 8, 2008 - 7:59pm.

Unfortunately, I don't think things have changed too much. I went to a predominately black university and there's still some rivalry between the light skinned girls with straight hair and the darker skinned 'sista' girls. It's ridiculous to think about. I remember having a friend in hs that made sure people knew she was Creole; not to be mistaken as black or mixed for that matter.

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Smochies DawnieDawnDawn.....

MommieNewportjoey would also say, "She is getting above her raise'n"

Actually a confession....my last name is Richmond. My family owned the auctions in Richmond, Virginia (yes, those auctions). My mother actually had her own Mammie like Hattie McDaniels......1920's 1930's......

However, Alexis ia always welcome to High Tea with Joey At the Ritz...(Buckhead, not Downtown).

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

I take natural laxatives like flaxseed that allows me to go once or twice a day. Since I go so regular, the smell is muted by about 60% so I'd take a chance on shittin in public without the matches. I've had to do it at work and between me flushing between dumps and taking the mild laxatives, I feel 40% more comfortable doing it.
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Submitted by boomsy on May 8, 2008 - 8:02pm.

Oh, I know things haven't changed as much as we'd like to think. Look inside a magazine targeted at African-Americans and see if the number of lighter complexioned people don't far outnumber the darker complexioned ones.

I object. When you hold in the poo, you don't wanna screw. Words to live by, my friends. Take it from Lisa.
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Submitted by mike on May 8, 2008 - 7:59pm.

Unfortunately, I don't think things have changed too much. I went to a predominately black university and there's still some rivalry between the light skinned girls with straight hair and the darker skinned 'sista' girls. It's ridiculous to think about. I remember having a friend in hs that made sure people knew she was Creole; not to be mistaken as black or mixed for that matter.

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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 8, 2008 - 7:49pm.

What you're talking about is the "paper bag test".

I've also heard "light enough to work in the big house".

@Joey:

As a daughter of the South myself, I know from High Yella and also Brass Ankle. My mom's BFF was biracial and told her about some test with a brown paper bag, where if you were lighter, it was good and if you were darker, no so much. Kind of sad, the thinking back then.

Love you, doll!

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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......

wow that was hilarious. And she's totally right. I hope this shows up on celebrityprayerlist.com

love this hooker. who the hell is she? bitch knows how to give advice.

Bleach + Ammonia = Mustard Gas = Worst death than keeping you shit in.

i'm so glad i'm not the only one carrying around matches. public pooping is awful but it must be done.

Evidently she has no problem saying the "n" word.

White bread that I am, I know the Dlisted Sluts would be on me like "White on Rice".

Joey lives in Atlanta now, we see Alexis at Lenox Mall.....My momma would call her "High Yellar".

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

GOOD LAWD.

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Ok, can someone explain to me why if you're close enough to your own house to do your business and come back why in the world you'd be over at a guys house for 3 days? What are the ladies doing that they need to spend that much time with a dude? The guys are probably ready for them to leave WAY before then.

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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde

It's not weird it's good manners! Because nothing screams hawt sex to your new hookup like a steaming case of "I just ate a whole bag of chili cheese fries" wafting into the bedroom.

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I'm still majorly pissed that she wasn't Hot Slut of 2007. :(

Oh my God cette Dame is so inspiring!
I would really appreciate if a good soul would transcript these words of wisdom because me not being american makes it hard to get all the message. The accents, the expressions are stunning!

MK, this is a piece of art

Damn, I've been off the net too long. I forgot all about Ms Tylor. This bitch is fierce, and then she got her sexy ass son in on it. I need to see the face of wisdom. They need to show what he looks like.
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oh shit you changed it. i feel bad now.