Sarah Larson And I Have Something In Common
Sarah Larson is addicted to "Rock of Love." I knew she was one of those classy call girls and not the trashy kind. Sarah said that when she fucked herself up in a motorcycle accident, she glued herself to marathons of the show. She even got George Clooney addicted.
She told Harper's Bazaar, "We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated. And we were like, 'This is sad.'" Sad?! Sarah probably knows half of those twats from working the ho stroll with them. Sarah would be on Rock of Love if she wasn't licking Clooney taint.
Sarah's biggest credit is being a contestant on Fear Factor, but she said she would not have dated George if he was also a reality star. "If George had been on a reality show, I don't think I'd have talked to him. It would have been like, 'That's nice.' "I don't know. He still wants to date me, and I ate a scorpion." That's exacty why he did choose her, because if she'll put a scorpion in her mouth, she'll put anything in her mouth. Georgie totally likes it dirty. That being said, Sarah is turning out to be one of the smartest hos in Hollywood.
Here's Sarah at some event for Giorgio Armani the other night. Last year, Sarah was probably getting groped by Giorgio the bus boy at the bar she worked at and now she's clicking champagne glasses with Giorgio Armani.
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Sarah's biggest achievement is landing George Clooney. I bet he marries her.
She would be a "perfect companion" if you don't want to think to hard and just want to veg out with a pet.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 9, 2008 - 1:58am.
It's the Brad!
Well, the old hot Brad.
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Ahhhh oh yeah, of course it is!
*puts on specs*
Man, he used to be so hot. Angie's really sucked the sex out of him. :(
DID she inject her lips to make it fuller?
Her lips are naturally thinner...this recent photo looks like she has something done to her lips to make it more fuller in her upper lip.
What is her horoscope sign and birth year? Anyone knows?
If I was with George Clooney his ass wouldn't leave the house and neither would mine!
"George, I'm not asking you to marry me, I'm telling you. I'm NOT ending up in the reject pile with all the other skanks... TILL DEATH DO US PART MOTHERF**KER!"
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Can't sleep, La Pequeña will eat me
DR.FUNK
Any of those restaurants along SUNSET PLAZA in WEHO is 3 deep in chix like Ms.Larson.While I look at what they're doing as transparent & pathetic...I can't say the same for someone like Sarah.Afterall-even though Vegas is a celebrity hangout-I still think the service workers there are actually MORE money & job focused.Otherwise this would happen a lot more.
This bitch has been around longer than the others because George is getting old and is slowing down. I doubt he'll marry her but maybe he's getting tired of being the playboy. Either way he's a douche.
Mrs K., you know what I can't believe? That she is being interviewed in Harper's Bazaar!
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 8, 2008 - 7:35pm.
Would any of us do what Sarah is doing if we were picked up by Clooney? That is the question.
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Prolly not. (sorry I could not resist) I cannot imagine that I would ever be in a position to be picked up by him anyway.
I might marry him, but I wouldn't be his beard or his ho.
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Would any of us do what Sarah is doing if we were picked up by Clooney? That is the question.
Hmmmmmmmmm......
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 8, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Not sure how to respond except HWORE!
Madam S and Mrs K you aren't implying I thought this woman was at the height of success because she is sleeping with George Clooney do you??? Because I don't think that at all.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
@Sheeps:
How plebeian of you. I thought you had a higher opinion of the grifters of the world. I am disenchanted.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
I must politely demur to all this whore talk, in the sense that most of us are whores in some way. Sarah knows that the odds of her becoming his wife, having his kid, or even being around for much longer aren't good. In the meantime, while the fun lasts, she's traveling, meeting famous people, and furthering her showbiz aspirations. It's very American.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
bradiful bitch and madam s---
please share your insider hollywood stories, i'm intrigued... your smart-ass comments always make me laugh, btw
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The mother of invention, c'est moi
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 8:31pm.
OF COURSE, I agree with Dawnie and Madam S, like, DUH.
It is sad that there are women out there who think the height of success is to be somebody's whore. :(
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
She won't last...Clooney just needs a girl on his arm...she is getting too much on her high horse, I think.
I swear she is his paid escort.
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
Submitted by Aunt Bea on May 8, 2008 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 8, 2008 - 9:06pm.
She'll eventually end up in the Clooney Bin with all the others.
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LOL I like that (Clooney Bin)
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OK, I detect humor, I'm very good at that, but I don't quite get it.
Clooney Bin, Clooney Bin....hmmmmmm.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 8, 2008 - 9:06pm.
She'll eventually end up in the Clooney Bin with all the others.
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LOL I like that (Clooney Bin)
DEE-TAILS!
DEE-TAILS!
DEE-TAILS!
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DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
chant with me mrs. k...WE WANT STORIES WE WANT STORIES!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
@Candy
Spill the beans!!!!!!
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Submitted by Candy on May 8, 2008 - 6:40pm.
I have similar stories for quite a few of them. One that happened recently with a Simpson ex. Sad.
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*chanting* we want stories we want stories!!
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
OF COURSE, I agree with Dawnie and Madam S, like, DUH.
It is sad that there are women out there who think the height of success is to be somebody's whore. :(
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DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
"Last year, Sarah was probably getting groped by Giorgio the bus boy at the bar she worked at and now she's clicking champagne glasses with Giorgio Armani."
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Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.
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DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
She'll eventually end up in the Clooney Bin with all the others.
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RichBitch on May 8, 2008 - 7:54pm.
It's the Brad!
Well, the old hot Brad.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Bradiful
Who's that in your new avie pic?
I have to gee with the person who said that a lot of A-Listers are cheap. There once was a couple, the guy is a second generation hollywood actor and his baby momma is a fmaous twin who nickeled and dimed me for a $300 transaction. He asked for the biggest discount there was while she just stood there looking pissed. This was when he just came off of doing a really big summer blockbuster. I laugh everytime I think about it because he tried to be all hardass with it. I have similar stories for quite a few of them. One that happened recently with a Simpson ex. Sad.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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George Clooney turns my wick up. I ain't lyin'.
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"All any girl needs, at any time in history, is simple velvet and basic diamonds." - Eva Gabor
@madame s - and her iv drip better be full of liquid platinum too. No I think good ole Sarah's days are numbered, she seems a little too comfortable and Clooney is not a man to be had. Hopefully she's been investing those bedside checks.
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How is this girl any different than another reality show person like Nicole Ritchie or Paris Hilton who hook up with wealthy or famous men but don't really have a profession of their own. You can add Kim Kardashian, the entire cast of the Hills, etc....Sarah is just a new member of the famous for no reason or famous by way of being with a celebrity club. Those so called racy pictures of her just cemented this. It wasn't a sex tape like Paris but kinda the same thing.
madam s. on May 8, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Bradiful,
The scariest thing is that there are women (as I'm sure you know) that get TRAPPED in that lifestyle of working in places where they can rub shoulders with celebrity and never leave, with their lives just passing before their eyes.
- Oh yea. I remember two girls that moved to L.A. and everything on the "hopes" they landed a meal ticket, one even wound up dating Leo DiCaprio after the first celeb dumped her. Now, they are both back where they started, still working the nightlife and became jokes, behind their backs of course.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
@Tonic:
You betcha. Clooney has the same shit as any other man, only really handsome and rich. But when it comes to love, that doesn't matter....or it shouldn't........it's not really love if those things DO matter.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
tonicbitch,
Her death bed better have like, 80,000 thread count sheets to make it worth it.
Bradiful,
The scariest thing is that there are women (as I'm sure you know) that get TRAPPED in that lifestyle of working in places where they can rub shoulders with celebrity and never leave, with their lives just passing before their eyes.
There's nothing wrong with being on your death bed and looking back and saying "I effed George Clooney" but if it's your only accomplishment in life that's pretty sad.
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Dawnie and tonic,
Rock on smart ladies!
And Dawnie... thanks doll. *blushing*
xoxo
madam s. on May 8, 2008 - 6:30pm.
Women who are impressed by other women who fuck their way to money or getting their photo taken or whatever baffle me. It's the saddest life in the world, as far as I'm concerned.
I DID work in "A-list" clubs and restaurants and met shitloads of stars and yes, hung out with them from time to time, but I never, EVER met one of them that I found interesting or cared to spend much of my time with, let alone brag that I fucked, and the girls that were desperate to hang on their arms were just that... desperate and pathetic. And you could always spot them a mile off.
- Amen to that. I have a similar work history and you're right, most of the "A-List" I met were boring or CHEAP! Only one or two were "real people" in real life.
However I did meet Janet Leigh, bless her heart, sweetest woman I had ever met. Tiny little thing.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Life is timing. Georgie has been lonely since Brad has a new identity. Hookers and strippers were becoming a little passe. Georgie is getting older and needs a woman around who won't snoop in his biz.
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She is, as described by the Emperors Club VIP, a "model companion."
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
@Madam s.
You are singularly talented and beautiful to boot. You have the whole package. Some women, like poor Sarah, have to wait for her chance to snag a shallow celeb to feel fulfilled.
I wouldn't trade places. I prefer to be really, truly, loved.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
madame s - especially when you're 100% "commission" and could lose your position at any time when Playboy gets bored and decides to move on to the next best thing. Not a very stable lifestyle if you ask me.
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Women who are impressed by other women who fuck their way to money or getting their photo taken or whatever baffle me. It's the saddest life in the world, as far as I'm concerned.
I DID work in "A-list" clubs and restaurants and met shitloads of stars and yes, hung out with them from time to time, but I never, EVER met one of them that I found interesting or cared to spend much of my time with, let alone brag that I fucked, and the girls that were desperate to hang on their arms were just that... desperate and pathetic. And you could always spot them a mile off.
I was SO happy when I was able to quit that lifestyle, and do what I love.
when hasslecrack gets pregnant with her 45th spawn this hooker will be her fill in on the View. trust.
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
So when these two get married, will The royal family be there? I mean I doubt Angie Joe and Brad will ever hang out with this average casino worker.
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I think she is one lucky bitch. Very lucky bitch. I also think George doesn't need to pay one girl to pretend to be interested in him when he could have his pick of bitches (myself included) for free. George is a bachelor, they aren't supposed to have girlfriends, I suspect George really likes her. Sometimes you wonder what someone sees in someone else but still they manage to be in love, so there are no answers.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
She's alittle bland. If he was into bland, he could have called on Aunt Bea.
Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 5:57pm.
WAIT.
So you guys are saying she's really NOT his girlfriend, she's a...a...paid companion?
- Um, no, well, um, paid companion ehhh, let's call it, mutual fidelity dating.
Everybody wins that way. George gets interest in his investment and Sarah gets to "date" George.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Yes Mrs.Kravitz, he found her on womenformenwhoreallywantmen.com
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