Thursday, May 8th 2008
Doggies From The 20s Had To Work Hard For Their Chow
What the fuckity fuck did I just watch? Am I high? Did somebody slip me an acid tab?
I watched this mess at least 5 times and I still have ten thousand questions.
Okay, this short movie was made from the 20s or 30s. It's apparently a series of shorts. This one is called "Trouble" and stars Queenie the dog as some sort of tart who finds herself in a situation with some gangster dog. By situation I mean he's assaulting her ass. The most disturbing thing about this little clip, is that the dogs walk on their hind legs the whole time. I don't even want to know how they got the dogs to do that.
I must go and cuddle with my dog now and promise him that I'll never make him wear clothes again.
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Now THAT was creepy!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on May 8, 2008 - 5:08pm.
LCT...don't dig any deeper into the Asian culture regarding dogs/cats...trust me. Once you see somethings, they cannot be unseen.
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I know... I saw the pictures of the cat crushing and the dog being pulled by the rope and I just couldn't look anymore. Broke my heart in half.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Holy shit. That was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. And I'm not high. Probably a little buzzed from lunch, but none the less, this is fantastic!
I started to watch it, but my dog tried to attack my computer. Oh well.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
LCT...don't dig any deeper into the Asian culture regarding dogs/cats...trust me. Once you see somethings, they cannot be unseen.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
That was fucked up. I laughed out loud when the gangster dog was cackling because he wouldn't let queenie out of the room.
But I feel bad that they made those doggies walk around on their hind legs and whatever else they made them do for entertainment.
Amy Winehouse's directorial debut for Spagackadoodledoo Movies....
Houstongirl, mind sharing? I need to mellow my mind now...
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
WOW.
Man, the look on the black dog's face and that maniacal laugh are gonna keep me awake tonight.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!
*hides*
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"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg
Holy shit.
I'm not sure which part is the most disturbing... the fact that I had to worry about potentially seeing doggy rape, that one dog's toothy laugh, or the hopping around on two legs.
I used to be guilty of making one of my dogs put clothes on and pose for photo shoots, but she's getting up there now in age so it's not cool anymore, and my other dog definitely thinks clothes are undignified, so I never made her do the photo shoots. But this video definitely scared me straight in the "dressing up dogs" department. I'll never be the same.
AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Those dogs look like they seriously want to kill themselves. I didn't even know dogs had suicide faces. My heart hurts for them. I just saw a Facebook page about how cruel people in China are to animals. I seriously can't believe people actually do shit like that.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=11427348969&ref=nf
I hate China today.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Yea that shit WAS weird! The doggie didn't get raped or anything, he locked her in the room with him and was trying to "kiss" her! LOL then when the other dog came in to rescue her, she was in the bed trying to get away from the gangster dog....
damn why did I write all that? NOW I know it's time for a blunt.....5pm COME ON!!!
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That dog is two years old, why does it still have a bottle?!?!
oh, ok......thanks
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
PAL - the doggies aren't being abused, but it's, well, weird.
I have seen this mess before and these old shorts are all sort of fucked up. Some of the early Shirley Temple shorts would be considered kiddie porn today.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
I am laughing out of complete and total terror.
I won't watch.
I can't watch things where animals are hurt/abused/assaulted......especially doggies.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"