All Things Come To An End
First of all, I love that phantom hand in the pictures above. It should have really went for it and picked Liv's nose. Anyways, Liv Tyler and her pocket-sized husband, Royston Langdon, have called it a day. Every marriage in Hollywood has an expiration date.
Liv's spokeswhore confirmed to People, "Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation. They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son Milo and are requesting that their family's privacy be respected at this time." Fuck privacy! They started it by issuing a statement, so it's on. Yeah, who really cares.
Liv and Royston were married in 2003. They had a son in 2005. They split up 2008. You do the math. I don't know what that meant.
Liv probably got sick of trying to tweeze his brows all the time. Looking at that shit on a daily basis will drive any couple to divorce.
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Aw come on. They were married 5 years! In Hollywood years, that's like 25 in normal people years!!!
I never got the Liv Tyler thing...average looking, and less than average actress.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 8, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Falcor- that's why I rarely see movies of books I really LOVE because invariably they add something ridiculous and subtract something I consider critical- either character(s) or scenes... and it steams my clams.
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Totally off topic - Now I have to make steamed clams for dinner. Thai style. With pineapple, curry, lemongrass, ginger..... YUM.
Falcor- that's why I rarely see movies of books I really LOVE because invariably they add something ridiculous and subtract something I consider critical- either character(s) or scenes... and it steams my clams. I think they felt obliged to throw in a love story to appeal to a broader market they know women love a good romance. Eh. I was too lazy to read the LOTR series. I gotta do that sometime my husband loves the books.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 8, 2008 - 2:59pm.
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Who cares about Under the Tuscan Sun....LOTR is a classic! Ive been reading that shizz since I was in pull-ups and to ruin my imagined view of middle earth and its inhabitants for the sake of some paltry love story that I'd never heard of just ruined the whole experience for me!
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The minute Life comes knocking, im outta here!
What did she expect? She married a fucking rocker when she was 22! Idiot.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
They got divorced because they couldn't "Liv" together anymore?
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Maybe she took the LOTR part too seriously, married a hobbit, then realized what she had done.
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"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg
I dont like Liv solely because she played a major role in LOTR that was not mentioned once in any of the books that I read. Who the f*ck is Arwen? There wasnt any love story in the books, aside from the minor one with Framir and the red head girl, so why was the love story a MAJOR part of the movie?!?!? That boggled my mind and Liv sucks for playing that lame ass role!
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The minute Life comes knocking, im outta here!
Submitted by Falcor on May 8, 2008 - 4:57pm.
I dont like Liv solely because she played a major role in LOTR that was not mentioned mentioned once in any of the books that I read. Who the f*ck is Arwen? There wasnt any love story in the books, aside from the minor one with Framir and the red head girl, so why was the love story a MAJOR part of the movie?!?!? That boggled my mind and I hate Liv for playing that lame ass role!
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..................Really?
Under the Tuscan Sun is one of my favourite movies and it's about 97% different than the book but I'm not about to show up on Diane Lane's doorstep with a knife or anything....
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by missy on May 8, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 8, 2008 - 3:32pm.
The Jerk ♥
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All I need is this chair, and this remote, and this tennis racket, and this phone...
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by applejones: "Afterthought- I hope to God that I don't have to explain what Hunky Dory is."
Bowie's Hunky Dory? I LOVE LOVE LOVE it. If that's what you're talking about...
Jeez, I'm out of touch. I didn't even know she was married.
hahahhahaha Manimal!
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Submitted by zomay on May 8, 2008 - 1:48pm.
I think he's HWAT now.
Eh, me likes the hot tempered chunky ones.
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
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LOL!
Good one!
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
Alec Baldwin circa 1989 was very hot. Geez when Kim and him were in their prime, they were hot together.
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They got divorced because she didn't "Liv" up to his expectations.
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My boufriend will be a happy man when he founds out, he loves Liv
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by zomay on May 8, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Lets start a poll on who would be a good choice for her.
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Alec Baldwin.
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
Sad. Especially with such a young child.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 8, 2008 - 3:32pm.
The Jerk ♥
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Lets start a poll on who would be a good choice for her. I really hope she goes the high road and does not sleep with all the rejects currently in the Hollywood scene. Everyone is just sleeping with the same people.
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I didn't even know Liv was married so I'm not sure why I should give a fuck that she's divorcing! Mind you I felt the need to share my opinion on something I don't care about so look whose the sukka!
I thought they had a good thing going on with their marraige. Never heard rumors about it.
When one door closes another opens.
Mariah let me down.. but fresh on the heels of that disaster Liv is back on the market!
Happy days
--thanks awfully--
but whose huge ass hand is in the background?
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
well, DON'T marry someone when you are 22. You change so much in your 20s...I am so glad I didn't marry young.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
I guess you'd have to be devoted if you named your kid MILO!
Tina Turner is on Oprah right now. To hell with it......she has meemaw pounds added on.....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Wasn't that guy in Spacehog? I bought that cassette (yes, I said cassette, bitches) and recall thinking "Hell, I should've saved my money and listened to Hunky Dory again, because this is all this shit is trying to be."
Afterthought- I hope to God that I don't have to explain what Hunky Dory is.
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
Awwwww... Gargantuan and Frodo were such a cute couple.
That really is a pity.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.