All Things Come To An End
First of all, I love that phantom hand in the pictures above. It should have really went for it and picked Liv's nose. Anyways, Liv Tyler and her pocket-sized husband, Royston Langdon, have called it a day. Every marriage in Hollywood has an expiration date.
Liv's spokeswhore confirmed to People, "Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation. They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son Milo and are requesting that their family's privacy be respected at this time." Fuck privacy! They started it by issuing a statement, so it's on. Yeah, who really cares.
Liv and Royston were married in 2003. They had a son in 2005. They split up 2008. You do the math. I don't know what that meant.
Liv probably got sick of trying to tweeze his brows all the time. Looking at that shit on a daily basis will drive any couple to divorce.
That guy is fugly.
Publicity stunt! Remember that shitty Hulk film is coming out, soon!
At first, I thought that was Liv's hand.
What kind of name is Liv anyway? IS it short for Olivia? Probably. I think it was on here I read something about a phone conversation she had with a lawyer about this "seperation" that was later denied by her publicist. Why she gotta be such a liar huh?
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Actually, it's Scandinavian, and it's supposed to be pronounced "LEEV."
I'm kind of surprised at this. You never saw them together, but I figured that was because pictures of them weren't exactly high in demand.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
She's probably been buying him Nair gift sets every Christmas and he STILL hasn't got the memo, that's why she dumped his ass
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Can't sleep, La Pequeña will eat me
What kind of name is Liv anyway? IS it short for Olivia? Probably. I think it was on here I read something about a phone conversation she had with a lawyer about this "seperation" that was later denied by her publicist. Why she gotta be such a liar huh?
Your face!
The guy was in a minor band called Spacehog. She's the daughter of an aged rocker and his one-time groupie. They were young. I'm surprised it didn't last forever.
Submitted by dementa on May 8, 2008 - 6:42pm.
What in the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks are you talking about?
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar.
CAT TOWN
Hell has officially frozen over.
Falcor, no offense but then you weren't looking closely enough. There are hints of their romance in the main portion of the book, Arwen and Aragorn marry at the end of the trilogy, and there's a beautiful little chapter in the appendices. Other Tolkien books also have stuff about Arwen and Aragorn.
I know I'm in the minority here, but I suspect that it was a necessary evil -- let's face it, if Arwen was as marginalized in the movies as in the books, would non-book-reading moviegoers just accept that Aragorn can't get together with Eowyn because he's engaged? No way.
Dude has a Paris-wonky left eye...
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
*hands Manimal a half-a-bottle of Jack Daniels and a full pack of Ricola*
Sheesh. Cover that mouth, would ya. Sars! ;)
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"All any girl needs, at any time in history, is simple velvet and basic diamonds." - Eva Gabor
I think that a divorce(gonna be expensive) might be a good thing(not for the kid) for these two(idiots).
Liv Tyler*cough..lesbo..cough* can feel free to explore other* cough..gay...cough*passions.
Royston*cough*...unibrow...*clearing throat* can experience some freedom to do as he pleases(jerk-off).
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Okay, now that we have settled the issue of Mystery Hand, how did the guy get that glass eye?
I have so many questions tonight.
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"All any girl needs, at any time in history, is simple velvet and basic diamonds." - Eva Gabor
Yeah I didn't really pay attention to this couple. If they show up on celebrityprayerlist.com , it's gonna be at like #10 or something.
I always thought he was gay....you cant be named royston and be straight for liberace's sake!
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
Like anyone expected this to last?
And what the hell kind of name is ROYSTON????
Liv has always been my husband's "hall pass" girl. He likes tall zaftig gals! And she is right up his alley! I guess she's fair game now, lol!
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
At first, I thought it was Liv's hand. I like Liv. I hope they at least remain friends for their child's sake.
The hand belongs to their umbrella holder, Lurch.
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DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
Submitted by Soy on May 8, 2008 - 6:31pm.
Yeah there are and I read them. Though I prefer stories of the actors than the characters lol.
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
What's with his eye, it's freaking me out!
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Submitted by jussayin on May 8, 2008 - 3:39pm.
but whose huge ass hand is in the background?
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My question exactly. It appears disembodied.
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"All any girl needs, at any time in history, is simple velvet and basic diamonds." - Eva Gabor
They look a little... mismatched.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 8, 2008 - 3:32pm.
That's what is so funny! You don't watch them, you read them and look at pictures. It's very low-tech.
WAIT! I hope I haven't set you up for disappointment.
What if you don't think it's funny? I'll be hurt and humiliated AND I'll feel guilty.
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DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, IT'S TIME TO GO TO CAT TOWN
AND SEE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING DOWN IN CAT TOWN
Submitted by Stoney on May 8, 2008 - 5:05pm.
What did she expect? She married a fucking rocker when she was 22! Idiot.
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Actually, they got married when she was going on 26... That's not that young! And c'mon. It's not like he was a well-known wild child or anything.
I don't know much about him, but for some reason, I've always loved her. I don't think she's a particularly great actress, but she is absolutely gorgeous, and just seems so genuinely sweet. This makes me sad.
Awww. I love Liv. I hope she doesn't turn out to be a slut like Kate Hudson.
ROFLMMFAO @MRS.KRAVITZ!!!! Oh, I know for SURE I'm watching them now!!!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Misty on May 8, 2008 - 4:27pm.
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Come to think of it, there must be a million fanfics about those two.
I love Liv Tyler. She's really gorgeous.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Submitted by Kizzy on May 8, 2008 - 3:28pm.
I can't remember how I found Cat Town but Episode One made me *pee* in my pants.
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DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, IT'S TIME TO GO TO CAT TOWN
AND SEE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING DOWN IN CAT TOWN
Submitted by mike on May 8, 2008 - 6:24pm.
Believe it or not, I think divorce is more common in North Carolina than it is in L.A. I think there's a strong correlation between a prevalence of Christian fundamentalists and divorce rate.
Naaah, babydoll, no worries, we're around the national average. It's all these damn Yankees that move down here. j/k LOL
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Her husband was fug anyway. Liv is on the other hand very pretty.
I saw the trailer for one of her upcoming movie called "The Strangers" and it was creepy. Especially the people with the horrible masks.
Mrs.Kravitz, thank you very much for that, I bookmarked the site so I can go back at my leisure, and enjoy, that is sooo right up my alley! ♥♥
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy-- Have you been to Cat Town? You must! Click on the link.
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DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, IT'S TIME TO GO TO CAT TOWN
AND SEE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING DOWN IN CAT TOWN
Mrs. Kravitz
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CAT,
CAUSE A CAT'S THE CAT,
WHO KNOWS WHERE IT'S AT,
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CAT!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Believe it or not, I think divorce is more common in North Carolina than it is in L.A. I think there's a strong correlation between a prevalence of Christian fundamentalists and divorce rate.
Kizzy
DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, IT'S TIME TO GO TO CAT TOWN
AND SEE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING DOWN IN CAT TOWN
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Hellooo fellow DListed sluts!
Awwww, I thought these 2 were the real deal. Bummer.
Mrs.Kravitz, I ♥♥♥♥ your avie!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
A few days ago it was on the internet that someone overheard her asking a lawyer for divorce advice, etc. on the phone. She also said he was mooching or a leech or something to that effect i.e. making sure her assets wouldn't walk. I laughed b/c I only know one Spacehog song (it sucked) that was on the radio and they faded into oblivion. Poor lil' fucker is in a new band no one has heard of.
Her husband is ok but small. Fun size.
And can someone please fucking explain the difference between HAWT and HWAT? Did it mutate? And the proliferation of TEH not THE. I need to go live in the woods. Get my Walden Pond on.
Liv's gonna be fine. MK..
5 years tweezin the hobbit..
you'd quit too.
The math is Milo is 3 and he'll grow up in two households and try to get along with each parent. Sometimes works; sometimes doesn't work; always has an effect on the kid.
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I was wondering when we would hear of this couple's separation. Liv Tyler was almost never photographed or seen in public with her husband.
I am surprised this union lasted as long as it has.
thats sad, i was really under the impression that these two were going to make it!!
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I agre with you people about the whole love story in LOTR. Her character was mentioned only twice in the books but got a huge role in the movies. Heck, Arwen and Aragorn were hardly together, he should have picked Legolas instead ;)
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
I love Royston's highlights. They look like Satanic horns.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Books to movies????
TIP OF THE DAY.
"I Am Legend"
Fan of the book?
SKIP THE MOVIE.
Thank you, and try the veal.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
this kinda makes me sad...perhaps he got tired of wearing heels to kiss her and she got tired of looking at his unibrow...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
I'm with you guys. Books to movies is usually a travesty. I loved the LOTR books when I was a kid, and the sad part is that most of the movie version was pretty great, but Liv Tyler's part was horrifically bad. It just ruined it for me.
Leica- glad to help with dinner plans. ha.
Me, I like Oysters Rockefeller..on the porch, some Sierra Nevada to wash it down. Summer!
leica:
I agree. I hardly ever see a movie, if I have read the book. I just get irritated.
It's never as good.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
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