Toilet Lady's Boyfriend Pleads Not Guilty
Remember that story from March about the chick who sat on a toilet for so long that she became one with it? Her boyfriend, Kory McFarren, pleaded not guilty yesterday to a misdemeanor charge of mistreatment of a dependent adult.
In February, Kory called the fuzz, because his girlfriend, Pam Babcock, wouldn't get off the toilet. When police arrived, they found that Pam's skin was attached to the toilet. They had to remove the seat in order to get her to the police. She had been inside the bathroom for two years and medical professionals think she had been sitting on the toilet for at least a month. Kory said she was too scared to come out.
Pam is still recovering in a Witchita, Kansas hospital. That fucking sucks. I really hope her ass cheeks grow back.
Kory's first pre-trial hearing is June 13th. He faces up to a year in prison. Shouldn't his punishment be 2-months on the pot? See how he likes losing his ass cheeks.
This moron also faces a felony charge of lewd and lascivious behavior for a different incident. Kory allegedly showed off his genitals to a neighbor girl who was a minor.
ok, so there is a new toilet lady, but unfortunately, she didn't make it. I read today a story about 90 year old Magdeline Middlesworth (now that's a name) whose pile of remains was found on a toilet in a home occupied by a "sister," her 15 year old son and her 12 year old daughter (I don't really know how nuns have kids, but maybe things are different in Wisconsin). Evidently the woman supported the family who appear not related to her. Magdeline "passed out" while the sister was putting on her underwear and she sat her on the toilet. Some guy who claims he is a bishop named Bushey told the family to pray and that she would return to the living. The son told police that Bushey said Magdeline only looked that terrible because the devil was trying to convince them erroneously that she wouldn't come back to life. That hot mess (literally) sat on that toilet since early March. You know they were cashing her checks and draining her bank account all the while. The son claims Bushey said if he told anyone about the condition of Ms. Middlesworth he would have to attend public school because Magdeline supported the family in style. I totally understand. I would much rather have a rotting "pile" of corpse in my bathroom than have to attend public school with cretins!
I'd love to see pictures of her, fused onto the seat. I'm sure the Guinness Book of World Records would be all over this new category: Person who can sit longest on a toilet seat. I hope the publicity doesn't spawn too many copy-cats, or the next thing we will see is PP and KK vying with each other for the new world record.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 8, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Riddle me this...
Which of the following makes you more suicidal...
You sat on the pot so long that your ass grew over it...
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For the rest of your life, you will be know as "The Toilet Lady"..
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Probably the fact that I could never use a toilet again without hordes of people breaking the door down and asking me if I'm OK.
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Can't sleep, La Pequeña will eat me
It's an old news now. I've seen some details before at www.intimatemingle.com There also has some hot stars profile with their photoes and blogs.
It says "Dependent adult"... so that probably means... wait for it...
That he did commit a feckin' crime!
This whole thing is gross.
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make him scrub the toilets in prison.
Wichita will forever be the toilet of the world.
Submitted by WTF on May 8, 2008 - 3:41pm.
This is stupid. She went in, it's not his fault she wouldn't come out.
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True, but do you not find it the least bit strange that it took him two years to get help for her?
I asked Pudge how long he would wait if it were me in there and he said 6 months.
That's my guy ♥
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DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, IT'S TIME TO GO TO CAT TOWN
AND SEE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING DOWN IN CAT TOWN
This is stupid. She went in, it's not his fault she wouldn't come out.
Poor woman... I hope she'll get well soon.
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Sounds like an untidy bowl.
I'd love to hear Toilet Lady's side of things.
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i just want to know if the toilet seat removal surgery was successful...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Riddle me this...
Which of the following makes you more suicidal...
You sat on the pot so long that your ass grew over it...
OOOOOOOOOOOOR
For the rest of your life, you will be know as "The Toilet Lady"..
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
~Submitted by The C word on May 8, 2008 - 1:50pm.
He should have pled not guilty by reason of stupidity.
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if that were a legal defense the jails would be empty
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
My own ass is fusing to this chair cuz I am always on Dlisted.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
Do ass cheeks grow back, like a starfish?
The last guy some dude tried to show me his Hebrew National I says to him, "I need a magnifying glass and some tweezers, yo."
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
Submitted by JenJen on May 8, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Dustin Diamond needs to play that hot mess in a Lifetime made for tv movie
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LMAO! I was trying to figure out who he looked like.
Dustin Diamond needs to play that hot mess in a Lifetime made for tv movie
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Dlisted - Unfair and Imbalanced
Mel-tang:
LOVE the new avie.......a salute to the Mother of The Year.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Kory kinda looks like a John Cusack-ish unibomber.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
If you don't like America, then you can GEEETTT OUT.. *motions w/ thumb*
From South Park..Stan's dad, I think..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
"Ey, muh girlfriend been in the bathroom fer a while, how'd you like ta play with mah dinger?"
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"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg
To Continue Mrs. Kravitz salute to America....
(que the banjo's)
"Come on IN!!! Set a spell!!! You all come back now hear????"
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
what a moron.....seriously- I fear this upcoming Election- people like this are voting.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
So God bless the goods we was given
And God bless the u. s. of a.
And God bless our standard of livin'
Let's keep it that way'
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
God bless 'merica.
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creepy dude looks like my neighbor.. I'll have to compare dicks! lol
And I wonder if she ran to the fridge or something and he just put glue on the toilet seat.. I'm still confused.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 8, 2008 - 2:44pm.
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LOL. That's what my hubby wanted to know. He was wondering how they could've sustained a relationship, let alone a sexual one, with her being in the bathroom for two years and on the toilet long enough to become fused to it. There are sooooo many weirdos in this world.
Just when we thought it was safe to go into the bathroom again...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
He wasn't so much showing off his junk as he had to use the minor neighbor's toilet.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
I'm curious. If she was stuck to the toilet for that long, how the hell did he use the bathroom?
Drrr, my name's ricki lake, and I can read. lol...misdemeanor charge of mistreatment of a dependent adult. So I guess she was dependent. Whatever, I still don't care. Let the crazy ho sit on her toiler if she wants.
He should have pled not guilty by reason of stupidity.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
Does one's ass cheeks grow back?
Do they hve to take a graft skin and muscle from other areas?
Nevermind. I dont care enough.
Um, ok, so the exposing himself to a minor thing is definitely legit, but why the fuck is he responsible for the crazy bitch's actions? Especially when it was HE who called the police to get her out of there? We can all debate that he waited too long, 2 years is crazy, blah blah blah, but like, she's a fuckin' adult. I'm sure he's not her legal guardian. So why is he legally responsible? Morally responsible I can see, but what fucking law are they charging him with?
There you have it folks.
It takes 131 licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop and it takes at least one month for your big fat ass to grow a toilet.
that was mean, and i dont care.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Still recovering, eh? I think he might have tried to hump her while she was on there.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.