Thursday, May 8th 2008

Sally, How Could You?

Are times that tough for Sally that she has to get into bed with this common trollop? I hope Sally thinks long and hard about the damage she's done to her reputation while she's dipping her vagina in Antifreeze, because Wonky infected her with some jungle disease. Sally has always been a trusted name in discount beauty products and now I just don't know!

Wonky launched her line of whore hair in a box for Sally Beauty Supply in NYC today.

The bitch looks like she bathed in a tub of Motorex Wet Lube. Come to think of it, she probably did bathe in a tub of wet lube. It keeps the coochie scabies down.

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Posted by: Michael K


MONKEYPOX's picture

Okie, think she uses her extensions to fashion a bush for herself?

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

oklahoma's picture

If she was introducing the hair product into Sally's, then why wasn't she wearing any?? huh? esplain this to me. Well, I'm waiting!!

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

LoLo's picture

GO BLOT YOUR FACE WHORE
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

She always looks so.....vacant.

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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.

oklahoma's picture

MonkeyPox, *shouting* Bwahaha.. I noticed that gleam right away.. Maybe she borrowed Britney's phone and accidently rubbed it on her face..

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

LoLo's picture

You can pack my ass flaps and call me sally jack!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.

MONKEYPOX's picture

Betcha she's glimmering from Madden cum...

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.