Thursday, May 8th 2008
Sally, How Could You?
Are times that tough for Sally that she has to get into bed with this common trollop? I hope Sally thinks long and hard about the damage she's done to her reputation while she's dipping her vagina in Antifreeze, because Wonky infected her with some jungle disease. Sally has always been a trusted name in discount beauty products and now I just don't know!
Wonky launched her line of whore hair in a box for Sally Beauty Supply in NYC today.
The bitch looks like she bathed in a tub of Motorex Wet Lube. Come to think of it, she probably did bathe in a tub of wet lube. It keeps the coochie scabies down.
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I wonder if Sally has anything to help this nasty ass get rid of her beaky bird beak?? Beaky bitch
PSL goes to Sally a lot, hoping she'll bump into her heroine.
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is it me or does paris have a face like a pigeon? i dont know why i just looked at that photo and i just thought "fuck me she looks like a pigeon"
i know this has nothing to do with paris looking all greased up. when her shitty bf's band where playing edinburgh,uk at the corn exchange she requested that she had like a tent or somthing so she could get into the building without anyone seeing her and requested loads of other shit. but guess what...she got fuck all lol.the manager said he wasnt messing about for someone whos just tagging along with a band and shes shit anyway lol
She looks greasy and pink and her face and her eyes are all white and weird looking. Not a good look to sell this crap even if it is complete crap. And Sally's doesn't sell good beauty products either. It's more like moderately high end shit that is completely useless...just like Paris!
Your face!
She looks really creepy in those photos
That's not a good look on her - breathing. She should try not breathing out for a few months to see how that works out.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
For once, Paris gets to stand next to something cheaper than she is.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
I can't believe anyone would buy anything this smelly twat hawks
Submitted by Billie on May 8, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Sally's is a cheap-ass so-called "professional" beauty supply store that's open to the general public, and gives the impression they're selling the public stuff the PROFESSIONALS use
...I still like shopping there getting my cheap supplies LOL, but no I would not buy their hair. That's what the chinese stores are there for! But getting cheap no mix relaxer and good shampoo and conditioner, heck yeah. And I love the ION products too.
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Tick "None comprehended."
Gross. She wears too much concealer under her eyes and it looks like she just spread around a lump of wax over her face. Not cool
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hohoho, I saw her profile on the free interracial dating site www.intimatemingle.com last week. It said she is interested in seeking a man for sugar daddy on that site!
Sally's is a cheap-ass so-called "professional" beauty supply store that's open to the general public, and gives the impression they're selling the public stuff the PROFESSIONALS use. I'm a licensed stylist so I speak from experience. The only stylists I ever knew who shopped there were idiots. It's bottom-basement - so it's PERFECT for Parasite's crap. Yee-haw!
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Was anyone else as excited as I was to see "The Hottie and the Nottie" FINALLY released on DVD?
I was somewhat perplexed tho 'cuz it was on sale the same day as Clay Aiken's LATEST CD!!!
I mean, there's only one of me... and I can't listen to Clay AND watch Paris at the same time.
OK, now, where's the nearest Sally Beauty Supply???
Maybe I should just ask Clay...
she says they have the best lip gloss!!!
I hope they didn't go nuts with the production of these, otherwise Paris is going to have a garage-full very soon.
Whatever this whore does, I will never forget that she's an EX-CON.
You could make breakfast on that greasy face. Who the hell would buy that hideous shit?
Submitted by M.E. on May 8, 2008 - 4:18pm.
Since when does luminece make up go on your cheeks?
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Since Paris Hilton passed out on her makeup bag, woke up the next morning with it smeared all over her stupid face, and said 'That's hot.'
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Since when does luminece make up go on your cheeks?
Ugly bitch
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Submitted by JAM on May 8, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Tina Fey also said Paris was a "piece of shit."
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 2:47pm.
She always looks so.....vacant.
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And..... disease-ridden.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
oklahoma, does this answer your question?
She (Tina Fey) said Paris had "the hair of a fraggle", and left "nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor" from her "cheap extensions."
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 8, 2008 - 3:30pm.
i have never seen anyone wearing or carrying anything that she has ever made.
Only her, wearing shirts with her own fugly mug on it.
I'm going to buy that shit. To stuff down my bath drain. This is me spiting you, you stupid STD'd talentless whore.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Who's responsible for that make-up train wreck?!!! Maybe the Avon lady is the only one that will work on her anymore.
i have never seen anyone wearing or carrying anything that she has ever made.
She looks more like an ostrich every day.
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 8, 2008 - 3:21pm.
as long as we can agree she IS shit, everything else is gravy!LOL!
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
I don't understand why people think she is hot. She is disgusting and has more than enough money to fix herself.
*Do you want some cheese with that whine?*
Submitted by LoLo on May 8, 2008 - 2:09pm.
_Submitted by Green Is Good on May 8, 2008 - 3:05pm.
My Birth name is Grassy Knoll.
I will let you stand on my back flaps to shoot at a twatt or two.
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*chuckle* LoLo, you're a team player!
Damn, her face looks slippery.
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
I agree ESE...she IS shit, but there was a long time that I still thought she was attractive. Even though I hate her more than I have hated anyone in my entire life, I can admit when she looks good.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 8, 2008 - 3:07pm.
she looks like SHIT here.
as opposed to when?.... she always has looked like shit, she always will look like shit, just for the plain fact that she IS shit!... *deep breath*... ok, i'm good now... hi, PSL!
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
her bad genes are starting to age already. Yeah!!! she is fugly and is on her way to fuglier. her hair extensions won't save her.
i just don't understand why anyone would sell her crap.
she's SO over!
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
My hair stylist told the other day that she would never buy cheap hair extentions because they get that crap from Chinese prisoners. I had no idea!
LAME!!!!
You just know Skankwhore's are of that genre.
_Submitted by Green Is Good on May 8, 2008 - 3:05pm.
My Birth name is Grassy Knoll.
I will let you stand on my back flaps to shoot at a twatt or two.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
I was at Sally yesterday looking for some conditioner. I saw these extension things... they looked like Barbie hair. Very tacky.
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she looks like SHIT here.
GOOD.
asshole.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
i meant ad
its like, it's not a matter of what Sally will whore itself off for...its a matter of what Paris can consume. And in this case, she consumed Sally Beauty Supply. Yuck. They trashed her at celebrityprayerlist.com
Is there a grassy knoll, and can this racist, elitist, stupid, spoiled whore be in scoping range?
there was a add in the mall for those extensions agggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh I lost my appetite
sooo, when does the Preparation H contract come in?.... she's done(yeah, done)everything else, and she's an ass
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
I wonder if every box comes with a prescription for Valtrex and a box of Rid-ex...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
I thought it'd be a picture of Sally Jesse Raphael... Sad day! I want to see some red glasses damn it..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
I wish I was there with a lit match – “Highly Flammable” is probably printed somewhere on that bitch, I mean box.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
Clip and go extensions are always classy!
MPox.. I'd say tht fake ass hair would fall apart if it met her jungle smell.. shoo! Can you put lice products on weave??
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Benji is going to need a gherkin merkin after dipping his doodle in this toxic skank.
she is so..shiny.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.