Thursday, May 8th 2008
Fuggie Goes Down
Fuggie Fug was making her way out of Waverly Inn in NYC last night when she went doooown. It's a good thing she didn't land flat on her meth face. That's my favorite feature on her. Clumsy ho is right!
Seriously, that picture of her ankle doing the Exorcist is going to give me nightmares.
TMZ has video of Fuggie going down, if you care.
Splashnewsonline.com
TMZ has video of fucking everything and it still doesn't interest me
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Can't sleep, La Pequeña will eat me
Ow bet she saw stars when her foot did that. My foot has done that before, hurts something awful!
Your face!
Falling face first onto concrete can only help her appearance. If she falls hard enough it might even remove her resemblance to Carrottop.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
nothing was funnier than the Beyonce Trip, where she landed on her face...but I still give her credit for jumping right back up and going on with the show!
As for Fergie, I guess her London Bridge isn't the only thing that goes down...
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
Fresh lawsuit: Stacy Ann Ferguson v. The Waverly Inn and the City of NY!
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
it's really funny. Is it wrong for a woman like her to have sugar daddy?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like www.intimatemingle.com.. what will the world be??
I hjate her and her stupid music bit ouch that looks painful.
Lala-You have to tell me where you got that Amy pic.PLEASE
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"I don't understand why do I stress a man, when there's so many better things at hand"-Amy Winehouse
LMFAO! HAHAHA! WOAH! That's funny! Aww, poor thing! First she pee herself, and now this!?
Fergie, babe! Step ur game up! COME ON!
fergie must've took a hit of the pipe and was bit dizzy coming out of the car...that can happen when you don't let the meth simmer in your head before you make your moves...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
YOUCH. Man, I did that exact same thing coming out of a strip club in Buenos Aires. (Don't ask.) Hurt like FUCKME and I bawled my ass off.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH the model fall is the FUNNIEST GD THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! Oh my Jesus.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 8, 2008 - 4:30pm.
http://www.beyonce-k.com/beyonce-fall-video-is-back/
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Oh my God. That post-fall distracting head-banging ALMOST beats out Asshole Simpson's awkward jig.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
http://www.beyonce-k.com/beyonce-fall-video-is-back/
My absolute FAVORITE fall video. LMAO a million times.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Actually, this has to be my all time favorite, only because of the awesome reporters that can't stop laughing!!!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/728148/model_falls/
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
Her face is all sorts of fucked up
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Bra-freaking-vo, LoLo. That's some funny shit. I hope rolled your tongue excessively when you said "Orlando". Those fuck faces are so unjustifiably arrogant. I'm glad you treated him like the goofy turd he his.
Oh, and that Muppet face's ankle reminds me of Joe Theismann's unfortunate leg incident.
Seriously, that picture of her ankle doing the Exorcist is going to give me nightmares.
that was so funny i went fergie in my shorts a lil bit
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
that looks painful!
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
This is one of my favorites. Yes, I am a bitch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq9CTviJpe0
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
Nice trip see you next fall........
yeah i know stupid joke, I'm bored!
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
LoLo. Girl, You crazy, telling that story about Orlando Bloom.. Burping sea biscuit.. LMAO!
Too much.. so funny!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
HA Hahaha haaaaaaa! Thats what that bitch gets for wearing 10inch heels....dumb ho.
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The minute Life comes knocking, im outta here!
Yowch... that makes my ankles hurt...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
happens to the best of us. lol, still doesnt make it any less funny tho
yikes.
to be fair those streets are cracked and busted up, plus it was dark and she is wearing high heeled shoes ( she's a short person).
she lucky she didnt break her ankle into three pieces with that movement!
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OUCH!!!
(LMAO @the clumsy drunk)
Tweaker did not feel a thing
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
My day almost got better. Note: A l m o s t
Wahai?!
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"Yes, I have lots of questions. #1. How dare you?"
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-Kelly Kapoor
this is why i don't wear heels. i only have to look at them and i'm already falling on my ass.
yippee!☺
Submitted by Stoney on May 8, 2008 - 2:19pm.
My favorite fall video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYMJL4lEDO0
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hahaha oh Stoney, thank you for that. Oh how badly I feel for her.... but at the same time got to get manhandled by hot hockey players, so, you know.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by Mejinn on May 8, 2008 - 2:18pm.
This is why i love the city.
Youre drunk in public, there goes a celebretard
presto chango you insult Orlando Bloom and puke in your own garbage can.
very nice
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
My favorite fall video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYMJL4lEDO0
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
Ooo damn... that looked painful.
It looks like her ankle has a beak. How much do you think ankle beaks go for these days?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by LoLo on May 8, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Damn, I'd give anything to have seen that!
I'd be the one pissing my pants.
Too bad the vet didn't put her down. She'll never do the Humpty-Hump as well again.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Ouch that looks like it hurt. I didn't actually see her fall in the video because that guy was in the way.
I love videos of people falling down. It's so funny for some reason. Almost as funny as farting.
I LOVE the video of bouncy falling down the steps at her concert. That was gold.
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I'm jus a jellus h8tr.
GOOD!
STAY DOWN BITCH!
ha ha ha ha ha
I so would have yelled that shit at her.
I saw Orlando Bloom after Stern kept making fun of him and doing his name in a whisper voice trying to make it sound sexy.
So when i saw Orlando i went. "ooooooorlandhooooo"
And he got all mad faced but i cracked the fuck up.
So he said "Stern fan?"
and i go "ARGGGGGGGG MATE" and i didnt meant o but then i burped. He didnt appreciate that.
So then I did it again.
"ARGGGGGG"
Then he walked away and i go.
"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Ouchie! That shit looks painful!
ahahahahahahaha....oh *le sigh*, why Josh, just why?
Where was he anyway? Unemployment Office?
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
This is boring. No offense but the only people I want to see bite it are the likes of Paris Hilton, Hasselcrack, Ann Coulter, Any Hohan family member, Spencer Pratt, Tommy Girl and any Scientologist (except Suri).
eat it bitch!
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Did it cause her to wet her pants again?