Minnie's Baby Daddy Is English
Minnie Driver is slowly dropping hints on the identity of the father of her baby. Is she going to give us a prize for guessing correctly? Minnie told The Independent that he's English and "sort of in the same business." It's totally Danger Mouse.
Minnie doesn't know who the father is, now does she? She needs me to call up Maury and schedule an appointment. I'll do it as a thank you gift to her for giving me Circle of Friends.
Minnie denied that the father is Craig Zolezzi. That's a good thing, because her baby's last name would be Zolezzi. SO...LEZZZZZY.
6-months-pregnant Minnie plans to keep her baby daddy a mystery for as long as possible. "I want to shield the baby's dad as much as I can because it wasn't his choice to get roped into all this stuff." Haha. She doesn't know! It's okay, all major hos run into the same dilemma at least once in their life.
Here's Minnie walking to BBC studios in London the other day. Bitch needs to be walking into Maury's studios instead.
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MK I wish it was Danger Mouse because he is the fuckin shit!
Your face!
she got tommygirl into scientology so her "baby daddy" (what kind of talk is this? kindergarten?)
has to be a scientologist as well, one would think --
DO I CARE?
what business is minnie in? isn't it her job to have celeb boyfriends so they can dump her ass on the air? she can take the outting of her baby daddy to the grave for all i care...
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No way it's Eddie! He's an effin RIOT! Going to see his stand-up in about 2 weeks!
Mrs. K, Mel-T,
I don't mind Minnie either. The Riches and Will & Grace were good...and i have a soft spot for Circle Of Friends (not counting Chris' "accent")
I do agree though that this "Baby daddy secret" is more of a "LOOK AT ME" move...
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Bet she doesn't even know who the father is.
All I want to comment on is the street she is walking on looks fab. I wish I could take a vacation.
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Not that Danger Mouse rapper/dj/whatever.
The one true real and original Danger Mouse.
It's Eddie Izzard.
There you go...now nobody cares.
Can't stand this woman. I knew a woman who was a stewardess for a major airline and said that out of all the celeb passengers she ever encountered, la Driver was by far the biggest bitch.
She's probably just being coy for publicity.
She;s a passable actress but something about her just seems really unlikeable.
and Danger Mouse is an American.
"It's the 2nd best thing I do with my feet..."
She needs to do a cheek swab--stat.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 8, 2008 - 11:07am.
I like her too. I think she's a good actress.
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ITA
I think she is underrated as an actress AND her range is very broad. She is a great comic actress (Will & Grace) and also does drama (Riches) very well.
I've liked her since Circle of Friends.
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Mrs. Kravitz- I like her too. I think she's a good actress.
I also felt sorry for her way back in the day when she briefly dated Matt Damon. I remember hearing that his 'friends' didn't care for her, so they made fun of her.
This was when he was hanging with Winona Ryder and Gwynneth Paltrow and that lovely group. Actually, I think they were among the cunts that made jokes about her.
They always reminded me of the annoying popular kids in High School with that shit. I think it explains my hate for Winona and Gwynneth to this day.
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I'm jus a jellus h8tr.
I guess I am the only one who likes her as an actress.
Still, I could give a shit about who the daddy is.
More importantly...who is MY daddy?
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No one can defend me, because I am so out there no one would ever see things from my point of view.
Secrets make them important then.
OJ did it...
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
Oh please, you know she stashed some of Matt Damon's juice in deep freeze.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
OK, so Minnie-van Driver is going to give birth -- probably to a slug bug.
The time bombs keep going off.
Baby Daddy is donor #15634589, sort of in the same business is they both whore themselves out for $$$$$. LOL.
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It's probably Prince Andrew.
Queen Liz is gonna be pissed.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
Can't get recognition for her "work" ahem...so she needs to get attention for her personal life. Makes sense.
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Why is Hollywood trying to keep all these secrets?! It makes it worse when you just don't say who it is. First Beyonce, then Ashley Simpson, then Mariah....now Minnie? I'm exhausted.
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The only thing I saw her in was Will & Grace. Wait, she was in that right? If not, I have idea who this bitch is.
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It's totally that izzy cross dressing guy isn't she in the "riches"?
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 8, 2008 - 12:37pm.
that counts! cheap mexican food too.
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Mmmmm. Imagine both together. Screw real fireworks. You'd have one hell of an ass fireworks show.
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Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 8, 2008 - 11:23am.
that counts! cheap mexican food too.
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Minnie told The Independent that he's English and "sort of in the same business." It's totally Danger Mouse.
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Bwahahahaha!!!!
Submitted by LoLo on May 8, 2008 - 12:26pm.
I LOVE that movie, LoLo!
It fucking pisses me off that she's in it tho
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_Submitted by Miss Priss on May 8, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Oh you KNOW thats true!
AS IF Matt Damon would "go see about a girl" who was as annoying as Minie in that movie!
Liked that movie.
I wonder if i would still like it if i watched it again now. HOW BOUT THEM APPLES MINIE!
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4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
She is another has- been. Ive only seen her in one good movie with John Cusack. She got a big head way too soon and then she disappeared into obscurity.
When she was dating Josh Brolin I heard she became a major diva and now she is a minor blip on most peoples radar.
Could care less
I hate this square-jawed bitch.
I hated her from the first time I saw her act in "Good Will Hunting"
She's fug
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From the new Assley collection.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on May 8, 2008 - 12:16pm.
give the bitch a quarter, she can call someone who gives a wet shit.
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I had bad Chinese yesterday, does that count?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
yep, gonna go stick my head in a blender.... i just read a post about Minnie Driver... it has to be done
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To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
So she stole some baby batter and won't say until she's good and ready. That sounds illegal to me.
She'd better not EVER ask for child support.
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Hey, I LOVED Minnie in the Phantom of the Opera.....
And now I am curious as to who fucked her (at least once) and if they used the bag method....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I'm puzzled. Why does she think we give a damn?
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
give the bitch a quarter, she can call someone who gives a wet shit.
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Irrelevance is beautiful
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Is she saying the babys dad didnt want the baby or her pretending that we remember who she is and all the pretend people who will be askig pretend questions about pretending to care.
OHHHHHH what if they are all pretend?
There is no baby daddy and no baby and SHE is just an olivia fig newton john of my imagination.
Maybe im not typing this at all.
QUICK I SHOULD TROLL MYSELF TO MAKE SURE IM REAL!
LOLO SHUT UP YOU SLUT!
fuck im not real either!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
And her baby is a bastard. What's the big deal here?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
I read something this morning that said that she figures that another bump will come along and people will stop talking about her anyway.
What? I don't recall there being some huge media speculation. She did an interview with People that her publicist no doubt set up and then she did a few late night spots. Psh. Please. Stop acting like people care.
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Madam S...right on!
Like anyone gives a flying monkey's ass about her.
Does anyone use condoms or birth control pills anymore???
Does every woman in Hollywood have a goal of being unmarried and pregant???
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She's under the impression that people care apparently.