Thursday, May 8th 2008

Forever In Ink

If you're looking to get Mimi a late wedding pressie, I might have a good suggestion. How about a gift card for the American Laser Center! You see, Mimi got Nick Cannon's name tattooed on her neck. She had it done a month ago.

Mimi told People "One thing (few people) knew was we got tattoos a few weeks earlier. So anyone who saw my ("Mrs. Cannon") tattoo wasn't surprised." Nick got Mariah's named tattooed on his back. It goes from shoulder to shoulder. It's the least he can do for her. Mimi should have gotten his name tattooed on her vagina lips instead, because that's where he's got her by.

She went on to say that she hopes they will have children soon, "I'd just want our children to have the best childhood and upbringing they possibly could." So does this mean she's going to give her kids away when she has them? I kid! I kid!

Mimi would make a wonderful mother! She would put White Oprah's skills to shame.

VIA Mariah Daily

Posted by: Michael K


Stoney's picture

Didn't she say she DIDN'T want kids?! I swear she said that shit like a month ago.
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reinvention's picture

there are no words for this ridonkulousness

yippee!☺

Submitted by The C word on May 8, 2008 - 7:38am.
Nothing says "virginal bride" like a skin-tight white dress and hooker heels.

heehee. Well, they were in the tropics. As ZoloftPony said on the prior Mimi thread, the words "six-week romance" and "surprise wedding" don't end well.

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Madame Dufarge's picture

From that picture it looks like they got married in the night-times.

b.sentient's picture

I don't care how much weight she's lost, that is one 'sturdy' bitch! She should star in a remake of Xena Warrior Princess! It looks like poor Nick popped a teste carrying her.

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The C word's picture

Nothing says "virginal bride" like a skin-tight white dress and hooker heels.

I still say the only reason she wants kids (now) is because Tommy Mottola (sp?) just had his first.

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Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

I thought she said she didn't want kids because she's too selfish.

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iHeartHaters's picture

I still don't believe this shit is true. Oh well, don't care about either of them. LOL

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Now we know why she went all apeshit and lost all that weight.

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yiooooooo's picture

Mariah say a couple of day ago that she dint want to have kid because she would feel violated

vmbombshell's picture

For some reason she seems like the last person who should be wearing a white wedding dress.

oklahoma's picture

No No No.. Tattoos by crayons from Nick, b/c he's 12 years old.. bwahahahaaa

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I see Nick can curl 145 lbs.

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Jimmy Bocca's picture

Ugh Mariah Carey is a shell of what she used to be. Oh well I guess even the good singers do ridiculous stunts for publicity. Oh well.

oklahoma's picture

Also, there is Noo way in hell this bitch be pushing out babies.. She is not going to chance gaining weight. I just don't see it. I bet those are just henna tats.

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oklahoma's picture

Tattoos are a no no if you put names of you Bf or spouse on them.. And damn that dress is Tight.. Not like bad ass tight, but can't breath or walk tight.. WTF

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