Forever In Ink
If you're looking to get Mimi a late wedding pressie, I might have a good suggestion. How about a gift card for the American Laser Center! You see, Mimi got Nick Cannon's name tattooed on her neck. She had it done a month ago.
Mimi told People "One thing (few people) knew was we got tattoos a few weeks earlier. So anyone who saw my ("Mrs. Cannon") tattoo wasn't surprised." Nick got Mariah's named tattooed on his back. It goes from shoulder to shoulder. It's the least he can do for her. Mimi should have gotten his name tattooed on her vagina lips instead, because that's where he's got her by.
She went on to say that she hopes they will have children soon, "I'd just want our children to have the best childhood and upbringing they possibly could." So does this mean she's going to give her kids away when she has them? I kid! I kid!
Mimi would make a wonderful mother! She would put White Oprah's skills to shame.
VIA Mariah Daily
Damn he could be doing the nasty with Rihanna, he just wasted his time here with this dimwit wannabe princess...shit, she has the mind of an 11 year old...for reals...
Your face!
Alright, people, I am forced to show my ass here. I got INITIALS only tattooed of my boyfriend when I turned 18! I know, I know . The only thing that prevented me from hanging myself from a tree was that we stayed together 3 more years. So I do not feel too bad. I am getting it covered over next month (after 11 years)..I am excited.
I am no Mariah, it took me 3 years of dating and an engagement to do it...and I will never do it again. My Fiance now is like "Lets get each others names tattooed on our ring fingers!" and all I can do is shake my head and sigh....
Mariah, baby girl, 4 weeks and a tattoo?? Oh, no. Just, no.
-"That blouse hurts like a hangover."
What happened to her not wanting kids? Jeebus, this bitch can't get anything straight.
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God in Heaven! I'm really really hoping that this is a practical joke that went waaay too far. Only hoodrats and cholas get tattoos on thier neck proclaiming their love for thier baby daddy. WTF is going on? I need a shot ASAP!
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Is it me or is Nick Cannon the most annoying dipshit in the world. I hated him on Nickelodeon and I still hate him now. I hope well the marriage ends next week that he takes all her money ( cause Mariah is a dumb fuck that I can't stand as well) and Nick will pay it all back is child support for their 20 week old ugly fetus that Mariah is carrying.
Oh and yes, she will be the size of the Titanic in a month or so, mark my words.
SOMEONE PLEASE KEEP THEM FROM REPRODUCING. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND SACRED. GOOD LORD/
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_Submitted by ykkstuck on May 8, 2008 - 1:54pm.
I heard recently you can actually get a temp tattoo (sorta a try before you buy) and Im hoping that's what's going on.
YES! Its true. For $5.00 and a joint i will draw all over your ass with a magic marker.
Im a fucking artist so it will look so RAD!
ha ha ha
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I heard recently you can actually get a temp tattoo (sorta a try before you buy) and Im hoping that's what's going on. If not, to be a broken record they are idiots.
Lauging at the "Richard" tattoo that should have been "dick"
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 8, 2008 - 11:08am.
Exactly! I knew a girl who tattooed the name "Richard" on her thigh with an arrow pointing up to her no-no. They broke up and she was stuck with it. I told her she should have thought ahead and just had it say "Dick", that way it was more versatile.
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LOL. My old roommate had a friend who tattooed the name "Mustafa" on her thigh. They broke up two weeks later. It was the beginning of summer and she was too embarrassed to wear shorts or a bathing suit for a while.
I think if you must get a tattoo to show your love/honor someone, get something that symbolizes them. That way, you can always assign it a different meaning if you happen to break up.
i know when u 1st fall in love those feelings are strong, but i still wouldn't get a man's name. but i could see how someone would do it if they fall hard for someone i guess. still stupid though. i don't see this lasting that long either.
WHAT THE FUCK! THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE I AM IN SOME WALKING NIGHTMARE!! NICK FUCKING CANNON!! Little swine just turned up at the right time!
--thanks awfully--
pssshhh.
he is gorgeous.
and YOUNG.
HE can do better.
So there, dlisted!
It's a wonder he was able to hoist Carey into his arms, she has always been a "big- bone-did gal".
Submitted by Sheeps on May 8, 2008 - 11:28am.
It's cool how People airbrushed the fork lift out of the photo.
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Submitted by Faith on May 8, 2008 - 10:08am.
so dumb.
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The minute Life comes knocking, im outta here!
I still say the only reason she wants kids (now) is because Tommy Mottola (sp?) just had his first.
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The new baby with Thalia is his third. The first two he had with his first wife, the one he left for Mariah. I remember reading an article about how Thalia was actually the same age as her step-son.
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so dumb.
Submitted by NYC_Lady on May 8, 2008 - 10:48am.
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Exactly! I knew a girl who tattooed the name "Richard" on her thigh with an arrow pointing up to her no-no. They broke up and she was stuck with it. I told her she should have thought ahead and just had it say "Dick", that way it was more versatile.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
I had no idea Spanx had a wedding line.
You know, if they had been secretly dating for months and months and then wham! surprise marriage, I would think it was almost romantic. But a handful of weeks and you're getting tats and cutting cake on a beach??? That's just bananas.
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I don't understand why people feel they need to put someone's name on their body to express their love/devotion. Those name tattoos are almost always regretted later on.
As far as having kids, didn't she say a few weeks ago that she didn't want any? I remember her saying something about not being able to raise a child and that her dog was all she needed.
I smell a reality show brewing....
I give them 4 months.
Oooo tattoos! This marriage will last FOREVER.
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CONGRATS! nice pictures, I was worried (she would end up an old maid. ;)
Mooriah,white makes you fat(ter)!
It's cool how People airbrushed the fork lift out of the photo.
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Submitted by jussayin on May 8, 2008 - 11:18am.
Nick Cannon = beard!
where's Da Brat in the background like she usually is?
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She's hiding behind Nick - those are actually her hands holding Mimi up.
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Nick Cannon = beard!
where's Da Brat in the background like she usually is?
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Tick "None comprehended."
Nixk probably dropped her ass right after the pic was taken. LOL.
He's strong and hot. BTW, my friend saw his profile on a site with many nice photos. It seems called 'Rich kiss. com'. Let me check it for you guys.
i'm a little upset mimi didn't wear her usual tight tube dresses with her tits bursting out...and everyone knows the moment you tattoo someone's name on your body, you're signalling the break up of that relationship...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Didn't this cow said not so long ago that she didn't want to have kids because then she would not be pretty... or attractive or something like that?.
And there's nothing classier than tattooing a guy's name on yourself. It's obvious all of those couples remain together forever, right?. She'll end up having a beautiful tattoo over an old tattoo, just like classy Angelina Jolie.
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LMAO@ that mental picture!
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 8, 2008 - 10:44am.
He'll regret this when she has one of her meltdowns, and busts his ear drums w/ her high pitched voice, all yelling at him b/c he brought home Orange Juice w/out Pulp or some dumb shit like that.. Oh this will get juicy..
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Damn Nick Cannon is strong. Adorable wedding pictures though. I am still in shock they got married.
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Tu le gardes satisfaisant
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Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
ME I agree - only your child. You'll always love them and have them in your life. Even a great marriage can unravel though. I also think it is a jinx to get someone's name as a tattoo when married. I'm superstitious but I think it tempts fate!
MiMoo's head is like 3x the size of Nicks.
Weird.
I really hope Looney Tunes and Cannon Fodder aren't multiplying, Hollywood doesn't need any more fucked up kids!
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Has Mariah broken down AGAIN?! Seriously, Nick Cannon's dick can't be THAT good -- Christina Milian AND Selita Ebanks passed on that shit and those bitches needed all the career help they could get
third time lucky for this prick huh?
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What fucking retards! Never, NEVER tattoo someone's name on you. NEVER!!!!!!
Unless of course it's your own childs name.
Oh, and sisn't MiMoo just say a few weeks ago she never wanted kids?
WTF is this bitch smoking?
I hope she gets pregnant and has daughters - triplets. They'll make public appearances: one on a unicorn, another on the back of a fairie and the third on a Leprechaun.
They must be on some sort of insane drugs to get married, tattoos, and talking about babies all in a month.
This is bullshit. But if it's true, it's gonna be a hillarious freak show in the next few months after they get home from the beach and wash the sand out of their asses.
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here is the link of her quotes
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/mariah_carey_isnt_giving_u...
Submitted by Stoney on May 8, 2008 - 9:43am.
Didn't she say she DIDN'T want kids?! I swear she said that shit like a month ago.
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I remember her saying that, too.
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who gives a sh*t mariah. can't stand her!! tatuajes de sh*t
Mannnnn I can't wait to read what all of you dlisted readers have to say about this one. Seriously, you come up with the most hilarious and clever things. Let the games begin...
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Wow, she just keeps digging herself deeper and deeper. Dumb slut.
*hits forehead* D'OH!! NEVER get someone else's name tatted on you! DICKMATIZED! LOL
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MissPriss. My sis got her BF of 10yrs name Tattood ALL the way down her back. then like 2 weeks later they broke up.. Sillyness~
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He'll regret this when she has one of her meltdowns, and busts his ear drums w/ her high pitched voice, all yelling at him b/c he brought home Orange Juice w/out Pulp or some dumb shit like that.. Oh this will get juicy..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by oklahoma on May 8, 2008 - 10:34am.
Tattoos are a no no if you put names of you Bf or spouse on them
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I soooo agree!
My brother got his wife's name tatooed on his chest.
A year later they got divorced. *shakes head*
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Submitted by yiooooooo on May 8, 2008 - 8:36am.
Mariah say a couple of day ago that she dint want to have kid because she would feel violated
She totally said that! What a cow. This is going to end so spectacularly.