Thursday, May 8th 2008
Chloe Lattanzi Is April's Hot Slut Of The Month!
Chloe Lattanzi beat out Tricia Walsh-Smith, Bill Kaulitiz and Rojo Caliente for the illustrious title of April's Hot Slut of the Month! Chloe's win couldn't have been more timely since tonight is the season finale of "Rock the Cradle." Chloe is one of the finalists. If this ho doesn't win, she's going to rip off Belinda Carlisle's face and sew it over her own. Chloe must win!
Thanks to all who voted! I leave you with this gorgeous duet between Chloe and her mommy, Olivia Newton-John.
Instead of casting Heath Ledger as the Joker, they could have saved some dough on makeup by casting Chloe. She's a natural.
Chloe needs to cover those arms up, because they're not ready yet. I think she still has a bad case of anorexia. Either that or she needs to eat some carbs already and get over the whole look.
Your face!
this girl apparently has serious anorexia
Oh, and oklahoma: Chloe has her father's last name - the man Olivia was married to at the time. Makes sense, donnit?
Jesus, she is scaaaaaaaaary!
Seriously...who the fuck voted for this screeching cat in heat? More video clips of this bitch attempting singing?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
I still say she looks like a blow-up sex doll
I voted for Bill-he's hot
Dang. I voted for Tricia.
OK, who did this? *tapping foot furiously* I want names! NOW!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
It breaks my heart that Olivia Newton-John's daughter looks like that...(bearing no resemblance to her mother...AT ALL)...
It's like the gods are getting back at her for making "Xanadu"...or "Two of a Kind"...
It's just so unfair...
She's hard on my eyes.
Tricia Walsh-Smith deserves a second chance!
If by 'hot' you mean 'painful to look at', then sure.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 8, 2008 - 8:20am.
I know HS status is a Dlisted thing but fuck if I don't loathe almost every single one of the talentless hacks that MK falls in love with.
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word! I must admit, I can never muster up the giveafuck enough to vote
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Submitted by LoLo on May 8, 2008 - 10:25am.
Your mom
2 stamps.
If a crab was to kill you i would take my anger out on the entire crustacean nation!
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Thanks, LoLo. I'd do the same for you. Gotta watch out for those armored freaks.
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
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YES! =O
Olivia still looks pretty, and she was damn near 30 when she did Grease, LOL, they actually sounded pretty good together...the flute thing was getting on my nerves though...
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
Your mom
2 stamps.
If a crab was to kill you i would take my anger out on the entire crustacean nation!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
I know HS status is a Dlisted thing but fuck if I don't loathe almost every single one of the talentless hacks that MK falls in love with.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
lolo
whoops...i completely missed the voting...how did that happen?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Submitted by LoLo on May 8, 2008 - 10:00am.
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I know--as if eating their shell is anything to rave *flails arms* about. I tried soft shell crab francaise once at some fancy shmancy italian restaurant, choked on a piece of shell, and nearly ended the night in a satin-lined 6-foot-long wooden box. Afterwards they just sat on my plate as if nothing ever happened. Assholes.
I was thinking, though...if you fart in an envelope, will you have to use two stamps instead of one?
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
Submitted by Fifi La Rue on May 8, 2008 - 10:32am.
What is with her scary red Michael Jackson hands???
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I was thinking the same exact thing.....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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You have to believe it's Magic....
So, are her lips real? I don't pay attention to her but I wanna know.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
_Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 8, 2008 - 10:53am.
Youre damn right! Soft shell crabs act like thier shit dont stink! Oh look at me, you can eat my shell Oh la la!
It is not like they are king crab or delicious blue crabs.
Dont get me started on imported prawns. Those bitches have NOTHING on Gulf Shrimp.
IM going to write a letter on behalf of all sea creatures that Guppie Face Newton John stop tryig to swipe their signature look. But before i send the letter to her, i will fart in the envelope and instead of sealed with a kiss i will press it 'tween my butt cheeks.
HA! wtf are we even talking about again?
oh shit i done lost it!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Tricia Walsh-Smith was robbed. She's totally gonna give you the death stare on her next video now
Is it me or does Chloe Lattanzi look even more like a Bratz doll than Angelina Jolie?
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Can't sleep, La Pequeña will eat me
Submitted by LoLo on May 8, 2008 - 9:47am.
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A little booger residue never hurt anyone. Dogs may think it's food, or something.
Catfish can be uber-delicious if you fry it in a seasoned beer batter. You should curse out some soft-shell crabs...I mean, who the hell do those creatures think they are, being like that?
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
Your Mom,
Im also going to wipe a booger on the pet store window for good emasure.
Then im going to moon the butcher who kept telling me how good catfish is to eat.
Like catfish is exotic. dork ass.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by LoLo on May 8, 2008 - 9:35am.
MAybe i wont flush the guppies, bt i WILL wak past the Atlantic Grill and flip off some lobsters on my way home tonight.
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Lobsters deserve to get the finger because they're so delicious and I can't afford to eat them very often.
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
That is one unfortunate-looking girl.
Aaaarrrrrrgggggggggg! My eye!
~"Save me a seat on the short bus to hell!" MK ~
She's so attractive, she created her profile at http://www.blackgirlsconnect.com/ so many wealthy men joined this dating site to date her.
MAybe i wont flush the guppies, bt i WILL wak past the Atlantic Grill and flip off some lobsters on my way home tonight.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by LoLo on May 8, 2008 - 9:22am.
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Nooooooooo, don't hurt the fishies. It's not their fault some crazy lady wants to look like them.
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
What is with her scary red Michael Jackson hands???
NOOO! She isn't hot slut of the month. I refuse to believe it. She actually didn't sound that bad in the video. I think it was because she had to sing in such a high register. She wasn't able to bust out her warbling, tranny Amy Wino voice like she usually does.
Flush 'em LoLo. flush 'em.. Here's $5 for your gold fish starter kit. Don't flush them all at once, or you'll clog up the toilet. And that's bad.. You don't want to get poopy and mushy fish guts on your shoes..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
So, did Olivia let her daughter have all this plastic surgery? And if so, why? She's so young to have all that done and she looks worse now.
_Submitted by Sheeps on May 8, 2008 - 10:16am.
I dont know?
Im not even sure what i just typed..
Let me see..
Oh i hate pp price and her literal butt that she uses to sit on. It is a really ugly looking butt.
I like butts too Sheeps. I do. I do like asses.
But not her ass. Ive never not liked a butt so strongly before.
And i hate her face too.
I hate PP Prices, face, butt and skin.
And her brain. I dont like that either.
AND im starting to feel the same way about guppie face pictured here. It make me want to go to the pet store and buy some gold fish and flush them down the toilet.
Im sorry god, im a sinner, but you knew that when you made me you fucker.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It should have been Tricia.
I love Olivia, but this video was gay when Chloe came in.
Olivia is too good for that mess to join her.
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I'm jus a jellus h8tr.
What is wrong with her face? This is a serious question. If someone knows if she has had those lips as a child can you let me know?
She looks like a 40 year old OC housewife. It's really embarrassing. Also, does anyone know what her dad is doing now?
Stop trying to look like Buffy's little sister. B/c you're not. You suck.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
I can't look at that photo, anymore--I feel like she's trying to steal my soul.
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
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We want YOU! for Operation Anus Biter.
Submitted by LoLo on May 8, 2008 - 7:14am.
If i have to see Pee Pee Prices ass one more time im going to start doing something i cant think of right now, but no one will like it!
Isn't that the same as seeing PP's ass more?
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
It is always so strange that these celebrities or whatever, hardly ever give their kids their last name.. Like WTF.. I mean, I really don't care about the back story on this chick/ho but you know what I'm saying..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Im starting to hate this hot slut of the month shit. It just means we have to see the shittiest people on earth more often.
If i have to see Pee Pee Prices ass one more time im going to start doing something i cant think of right now, but no one will like it!
Hate devil spawns!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
YES! I voted for this trick and I was worried she was neck and neck with someone I forget who now.
Think she'll see this? Let's hope so! Then she'll go onstage tonight, fueled by newfound confidence and
kill it (gags)
She's a pretty girl...but there is still something about her eyes that give the creeps..I heard she's looking for rich guys on celeb and millionaire dating site'Searching Millionaire.com'.wish her good luck.
Boo. The last thing this emotional mess needs is more attention.
What does she win, a teepee or singing lessons?
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.