Michael Lohan Is Just Jealous
Michael Lohan is totally jelly that he doesn't have a "Father of the Year" plaque from the 99 cent store hanging over his broken radiator. White Oprah was honored for her superb parent skills by Mingling Moms earlier this week and Michael thinks it's a joke.
He blasted off to Page Six about it, "Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I guess they forgot to mention how this top super-mom leaves her kids alone at night and even parties in their presence. Just wait until we go back to court. She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling 'Oh, [bleep],' when she saw the paparazzi."
Um...that's exactly what a top celebrity mom does. I'm sure there's a handbook somewhere that states you must come stumbling out of a club with bloodshot eyes, cursing at the paps at least once a week.
White Oprah pulled out the jelly card when she responded to Michael's rant, "He's jealous that I got the award. He even called the organizers and tried to talk them out of giving it to me." The organizers probably responded with, "Sorry. We already cashed her check." Take that Michael!
She also said she has a restraining order on his ass until 2011, but she's afraid he will break the order by trying to contact her directly. "I'm getting nervous. Lindsay came to town two weeks ago and wanted security guys there in case he showed up. His parole officer needs to see what he's doing and realize that he cannot address me directly or indirectly. He wears a tracking device and they'll know if he comes anywhere near me. He's on a mission to destroy me."
Paranoid much? Sweetie needs to lay off the white grains. It's effing with her brains and her nose. Seriously, I could shove a Hummer up those nostrils.
Here's some pictures of Mother of the Year, White Oprah, with her 35-year-old daughter at the Candies Foundation Benefit in NYC last night. Ali Lohan looks like she had a little filler put in, but I'm sure it's natural. White Oprah put a little coke on her lips to plump them up a bit. There's no way she'd let her daughter get injected with filler. She's a top mom!
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Ali looks like shit. Her lips are silly.
jealousy...turning saints into the sea.
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What is the good of the strongest heart
In a body that's falling apart?
A serious flaw--I hope you know that
They should drug test her next time they are in court-the reading would be off the chart!!!
And what the fuck is with the slutting up of her 15 year old daughter?!?!?!
That's a fucking disgrace-Ali looks like a 25 year old whore already
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I love how he just outed her as a cokehead. Not that there was really any question before...
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
lol oh goodness. that 35 yr old daughter comment always gets me. rofl!!!It'll never get old.
She is the best actress in Hollywood. Recently I heared of some odd news about her at http://www.bigblackconnect.com/ , they surprise me very much.
ALI IS SOOO FRUMPY!
They need to take the extensions out, stop curling her hair, take off the makeup, and the grow up clothes and damn, just let her LOOK like a little girl, she might actually look cute instead of like an old frump.
I like those contacts on her, b/c of the color of her hair, it goes good together, But those lips are sick.. She is trying tooo hard to look like Lindsey, i think. and she needs to be her own person. Well, she needs to be being a kid right now..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Yep, Dinasaurus is powdering her nose again. Not that she ever stopped.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I love the hot messes that are Dina and Michael BLHOHAN.
I knew God couldn't keep him sane for long!!! He just had to say something and get the crazy train going again. YES!!!! Muahahahahaha.
And I believe Dina does stumble out of clubs with a red, runny nose. Good to see she hasn't let Hollyweird change her. LOL
I can't wait for the reality show, because she looks beyond annoying in it.
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This woman is truly disgusting.
First by trying to use her fucked up, coke-snorting, media hounded, older daughter in her reality show.
And now she´s gonna try to suck this girl dry, lip injections at 14!!!!
That poor kid, she doesn´t stand a chance, she doesn´t have the "it" factor her sister had at one point, she´s just gonna get chewed up and spit out.
lol..they already cashed her check.
Submitted by Spoiled on May 8, 2008 - 7:18am.
Dina and baby Lindsay (circa 1986)
Classic. So Dina then would be a few years older than Lindsay is now. I'd say Dina looks better--less abused--than Lindsay, even though older.
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Ali needs to take out those fake contacts. The look sooo obvious.
~*Head Bitch*~
Submitted by Spoiled on May 8, 2008 - 9:18am.
Dina and baby Lindsay (circa 1986):
http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2007/05/30/gal_lohan6.jpg
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Cheap-ass 70's porn star, no?
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
OMG, this kid is getting lip injections and hair extentions already? GJ White Oprah.
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
Dina and baby Lindsay (circa 1986):
http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2007/05/30/gal_lohan6.jpg
Looks like a cum stain on her dress in that first thumbnail.. That's the first thing I noticed..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by iHeartHaters on May 8, 2008 - 8:59am.
Dinah has the nose the size of a 5 year old kid.
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That's what happens when your nose cartilage rots because you've done way too much blow.
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
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I would never let my baby get cosmetic surgery procedures no matter how seemingly minor. Not unless it was required due to an injury. 14?!
This woman is a monster. I guarantee she has no idea people laugh when they see here out clubbing. You'll never be young again. Dina. Let that shit GO.
I actually really like Ali's hair. Lindsay should definitely take a lesson from her little sister and go back to a darker shade. I can't stand the freaking blonde!!!
Now, when people say to Dina and Lindsay, "You two look like sisters!," they mean that Lindsay looks like she's over 40.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
ah, fuck. I have to go to work......see you all at lunchtime, PST.......have a great morning.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
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Thanks for clarifying this for me.
I don't know much about all that fake fakery lip-plumping shit.
That's disgusting. Dina is sure mother of the year
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From the new Assley collection.
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Submitted by Spoiled on May 8, 2008 - 5:59am.
Submitted by Aphid - ...Michael bought his plaque at the 99 Cent Store and Dina bought her hair there.
Check! Looks like Ali did as well. Don't tell Lindsay, but I'm pretty sure those are the Jessica Simpson Hair Extensions - shame!
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You're right!
Hey when did the 99 Cent Store start selling Lip Plump?
MissPriss, it is Restalyne or Juviderm in her lips. Botox is not a filler.
She is 14 years old. It is disgusting that Dina took her to get her lips plumped.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Ugh, those are some cheap-looking colored contacts Ali has...
And it's a wonder the kids are fucked up??
I guess it's a positive that none of them have killed anyone....yet.
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Mike, you're too kind, thank you! xoxo
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Submitted by Aphid - ...Michael bought his plaque at the 99 Cent Store and Dina bought her hair there.
Check! Looks like Ali did as well. Don't tell Lindsay, but I'm pretty sure those are the Jessica Simpson Hair Extensions - shame!
Well that makes it official people, Butter is now no longer a "hwat spot" if theis old ass memaw is partying there.
Sorry Butter you is OVAH!
AND this is one time Senior Woo Lohan is correct.
This old tramp with 70's hair is a shitty person.
AND THEIR CROTCH FRUIT SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
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4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by Aphid on May 8, 2008 - 9:57am.
Aphid, you're smokin' in your current avie!
why are the fucking spammers registered with avatars?
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OMG!!!
That Ali lady got botox in her lips!!!
That's one of the things I noticed about this girl, that she had really thin lips. Not anymore!
My GOD!
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T-Shirt design: by 14
From the new Assley collection.
"My Heart Belongs to Daddy"
Get yours for $9.99 at Wet Beaver
Dinah has the nose the size of a 5 year old kid. Which one of these old whores is the mother again??
*last thumbnail~Ali has a dirty fingernail. EW
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Does he realize he is bashing the way his kids were raised, and the way they are now, Basically.. WTF.. That's the way I see it, anyways..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
As much of a turd that Michael is, I agree with him 100% in this case.
Dina belongs in jail.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Oops! Someone forgot to do a nostril check!
Michael bought his plaque at the 99 Cent Store and Dina bought her hair there.
Wonder what the male analog of Mingling Moms is? Diddling Dads??
she's not hot and these pics do nothing for me.... BTW, I heard she dated a rich guy on the famous celeb dating site called site'Searching Millionaire dot com'.is that true/