Morning Wood

Oh man he must be the lead for the Jon Benet story or something...talk about pedo nightmares!

Your face!

ROFLMMFAO
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Submitted by Sunshine on May 8, 2008 - 9:35am.
Somebody on ONTD said Damon looked like Ned Flanders and now that's all I can see.
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LMAO!

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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?

Juliette Lewis always looks like a steaming pile of BO to me.
I bet she really stinks in person

At first i didnt get the sexual appeal of Chris Brown...but the more I look at him, the sexier he gets.

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The minute Life comes knocking, im outta here!

Ah, Kalifornia. Love the crazy Brad in that film.

Just now noticing he's done a film with all his bitches.

Juliet Lewis - Kalifornia
Fishstick - Se7en
Angie - Mr. & Mrs. Smith

interesting.

Submitted by Sunshine on May 8, 2008 - 9:35am.
Somebody on ONTD said Damon looked like Ned Flanders and now that's all I can see.
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LMAO!

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5/9: I will be 24! Happy Birthday to ME! :0)

Holy crap I am in stitches...neighborhood pedo?
LOL I can't stop. I need a nooner.

I'm turned off by Chanel's aesthetic lately; their purses, fragrances & pret-a-porter all seem to be increasingly matronly & predictable. So now they also seem to choose unidimensional faces. Everybody knows that Nicole Kidman only has one facial expression and if you've seen Amelie then you've seen all Audrey Tatou movies because her range is essentially nonexistent. She just plays the same vulnerable, bewildered, cutesy airhead (with the requisite warm heart & good intentions) over and over again... Her narrow, Simian forehead gives me nightmares!

oklahoma on May 8, 2008 - 10:08am.

Is that French?

I love that movie too. The Brad was so greezy and nasty.

*note to self, rent Kalifornia*
*I can't believe I don't own it already*

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

BradifulBitch.. Bwahahaha.. Loved the quote from Kalifornia. I loved BP in that movie so much. Dude was crazy!

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

And so Matt when you grow up and start shaving, your mustache will fill in, your nuts will come down and ...................

Fuck Damon, who is that hot chola he is hanging on to?

I'll take a Pedo Matt Damon over an alien Tommygirl and the Celebritologist "boys club" any damn day.

Ellen Page as Jane Eyre, of course, it's so logical. Like Lean and Healthy Hot Pockets.

"Audrey Tatou has replaced Nicole Kidman as the face of Chanel No. 5" , YES! and Thank You Chanel.

Since "Kalifornia" was brought up:
Juliette Lewis hanging out of their trailer talking to Early, Early: "Put your titty back in your shirt Mama"

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Looking @ Matt: Cue the sleazy 70s porno music...bow chicka wow wow...

~"Save me a seat on the short bus to hell!" MK ~

Somebody on ONTD said Damon looked like Ned Flanders and now that's all I can see.

Shock to that, it is said that he created a profile on
http://www.bigblackconnect.com. he dated some attractive women as a most popular millionaire.

Submitted by oklahoma on May 8, 2008 - 6:48am.

i can see your mouth moving, but I don't hear anything
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was that for me? I hope not- I said I wouldn't tease you anymore. Sheeesh.

Aphid!!!! hahahahhahaha

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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"

'Morning Sheeps, PSL and all you other hot sluts! My neighbors sprinklers woke me up early this morning. *YAWN*

How many times are they gonna remake Jane Eyre already?!? Anytime some young lil actress wants to appear "serious" they throw the hoopskirt and snood on her and remake the damn thing.

i can see your mouth moving, but I don't hear anything

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

Submitted by oklahoma on May 8, 2008 - 6:42am.

She's got like a hippie sash on her waist and a black T of a "Badass Cinema" in Austin.

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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.

okie, why would you want to see a pic of Juliette? lol

what a freak.

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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"

Sheeps.. Yeah, @ work. never get to see the goods.. Thanks for th info. Big surprise about those creepy pants. She's silly.. I bet she has an indian headband on too..

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

I really likes Nicole R.. I wish she'd get w/ the program tho about Paris trying to ruin her life! B/c we all see it. She's being blinded by twin dick orgies I guess.. *shruggs*

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

Submitted by oklahoma on May 8, 2008 - 6:36am.
I wish I could see that pick of Juliette Lewis.

You're at work or something? It's a panel of pics of her performing with The Licks in the Netherlands. She's wearing some odd yellow stretch pants and screaming her ass off.

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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.

I wish I could see that pick of Juliette Lewis. She's so cute, but is kind of freakish.. and has a wild ass style of her OWN! But I loved her in Kalifornia.. Like she had that cactus in her purse named Lucy.. and Early's like "What kind of coo-coo bird carries around a Cactus in their purse" he's so hot in that movie, Brad Pitt is..

Ramble Ramble..

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

This is an interesting look... is this for the final borne movie or something else.. nice look Matt Damon hehe. He looks like an LL BEAN lover,3.5 kids{whatever that means never understood the .5 part}, massive suburbanite, Cabin in the woods, Starbucks drinking ,late night porn surfing..teacher.

@Jusssayin.. That DOES look like T. Arnold.. funny.. Matt Damon.. Like they say it on Team America like he's all dumb..

OfT.. I ran out of Q-tips this morning.. well yesterday, and I didn't get any, now my inner ear is so wet, and bothering me.. Now I have to clean it w/ toilet paper.. Now you guys can glee as to how great your life is compared to mine..hmph!

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

stoptheact.com

It is completely anonymous

whoa, I thought that was Tom Arnold, and that Tom was looking good....but it's Matt Damon looking a hot mess!

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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."

I had no idea Matt Damon could be so ugly...lol

My friend used to take pee tests with Nicole Richie, when she was busted....lol.

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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"

I love Audrey Tautou!!! She's adorable!

Loved Amelie!!!!

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T-Shirt design: by 14
From the new Assley collection.
"My Heart Belongs to Daddy"
Get yours for $9.99 at Wet Beaver

I see Nicole Bitchie has adopted the "boy George" look from her baby daddy and bro in law...ugh.
She does it in a more feminine way...boy georgette

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T-Shirt design: by 14
From the new Assley collection.
"My Heart Belongs to Daddy"
Get yours for $9.99 at Wet Beaver

Ew. I'll have have naughty thoughts about Matt Damon again! Come back Jason Bourne!!!

ok

matt looks fucking creepy!

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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.

I guess the spammers had to figure it out sooner or later. F*#K!

And that look on Matt Damon scares the bajeezus out of me. His poor wife.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

Matt looks like my 7th grade english teacher in 1976. He wasn't a perv, but was creepy.

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Hang in there Susan. We love you.

OK, now I am CONVINCED these tarts do this for photo ops.
Why couldn't Nicole R. just have done traffic school on-line, in the privacy of her home?
I did. LOL
And I didn't need to see such a close ass picture of Matt Damon's neck.
Ew.

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I'm jus a jellus h8tr.

I have to say it....he has CSL (cock sucking lips)

Tell me I am wrong? Matt is a natural......

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

A big "ew" on Matt Damon's picture. He looks like my high school band teacher...creepy.

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Beauty's only a light switch away.