Brit Brit Spears must be on some serious dolls, because it doesn't look like she can feel her weave slowly ripping her scalp off. The girl's weave is scalping her! Hmmm...I wonder what her Native American name is? Big Cheeto Frapp?

Brit Brit was back at the gym yesterday with her Radiohead CD in hand. Hopefully, she listens to it and realizes that's what music should really sound like and retire forever. Yeah, most likely not. The fact that her weave is pulling off her head probably effs up her hearing a bit.

Below is a clip from Brit Brit's return to "How I Met Your Mother." That shit on her head must be a full-on wig, because there's no way her mop of knots is capable of ever looking like that.




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Kandykane's picture

Shittyshittybangbang and her gaping gormless mouth. Oh, and the double chin. Fuck off talentless stink.

paris herpes's picture

When you have the emotional maturity of a 13 year old I guess your fashion sense sort of suffers as a result. Pink hoodie with tigers on it? Really? And I'm not going to comment on the most ugliest boots in the world, because it's just TOO MUCH!

Your face!

BeccaG's picture

.. What? I know she's not holding a Radiohead cd? . . .

... Really brit brit?

stake_spike's picture

I'd love to see Thom Yorke's reaction to that picutre. I would have never thought Brit Brit was a Radiohead fan, maybe she's deeper then we think? Probably not.

For all the money this woman has, why can she not look better??? My guess is that she's like Amy Winehouse. They don't give a f-ck about their appearances even though they have the money to look better. I'll never understand it.

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why cant she translate how she looks on tv to how she looks everyday? She has the money to not look like crap!!!!!!!

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Regina's picture

So Shitney has good taste in music? Then why is SHE not making good music?

M.E.'s picture

For the record people, she is NOT mentally ill. Stupid, selfish and a hog, but not mentally ill.

The psych ward would not have released her after 6 days of treatment if she really had a mental illness. It takes at least two weeks to evalutate whether or not antipsychotic/bi-polar meds are working.

NOT six days.

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Submitted by The Original Ab... on May 8, 2008 - 7:09am.
It's a mystery to me how she can stay this chunky while using Adderall stacked with Clenbuterol. Add to that the frequent trips to the gym & the dance studio and her size becomes truly inexplicable...
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Britney actually has very good comic timing. I was impressed with her first appearance on How I Met Your Mother. Who cares if she has a damn wig on on the show. She seems like she's trying very hard to rebuild her life.

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parissucksliterally, I forgot about her meds. I still think everything is a good improvement.

MJF... She did at one point, when she had about an inch of hair. All the weight of this craptastic weave must be killing any hair that is growing in.

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For the love of toilet bats and assflaps, WHY OH WHY IS SHE WEARING THE HOODIES AGAIN????? THE BROKE BOOTS AND NOW THIS!!! THE WIGS PLEASE, WEAR THE WIGS!!!!
OK, this is her crazy wardrobe making a come back, I hear trains getting close the edge again, woot woot....

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It's a mystery to me how she can stay this chunky while using Adderall stacked with Clenbuterol. Add to that the frequent trips to the gym & the dance studio and her size becomes truly inexplicable...

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I think she has a really tweaked self-image. On some level she has to know that she's run her looks into the ground. But at her heyday, she had the blonde trademark hair and the skimpy outfits. I think it's her bent-ass way of trying to keep herself recognizable.

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Submitted by mike on May 8, 2008 - 6:51am.
Seriously, why is she still wearing the weaves? It's been well over a year since she shaved her head. Her hair can't possibly grow THAT slowly.
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I hear you. I'd have much more respect for her if she'd just wear her short hair, a la Meni Suvari. Just OWN it and move on. She'd probably look more attractive as well, if only by a smidge. I think it's a sign of her mental illness that she would rather wear a busted weave than simply BE HERSELF.

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madam s.'s picture

I love how she chooses to only repeatedly wear a few pieces of clothing, and they are the ugliest items you could ever scour the Earth for. (That sweatshirt, the boots, etc.).

M.E.'s picture

That looks painful. Damn.

Can this bitch just deal with her own short hair? It should be long enough to be at a cute bob.

But then of course, with having a weave attached to barely there hair right after she shaved that shit and she keeps changing colors like weekly, her own hair is probably so fucking weak, brittle and dry that it just keeps breaking.

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Sheeps's picture

Dumb question: Where in Ballys would anyone need a CD? Can you play it on the treadmill? I hope she doesn't subject the other gym-goers to her musical selections.

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Submitted by Hotnerd on May 8, 2008 - 9:15am

I think is a inpersonator

yiooooooo's picture

she goes to the gym to meet people and plan when and how she is goin to escape from her father

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How can she be a fan of Radiohead and then have the nerve to subject people to her "dying cat in heat" numbers?

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Gah, like this dipshit listens to Radiohead.

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She's disgusting, greasy & unfit and will never be anything more. Fuck this cold ass mess.

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the girdle must start at her cankles and end under her boobs.

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Mel-Tang's picture

And I DESPISE that cow shirt she wears.
WTF is she doing in the gym, sitting and eating cheetos while listening to her cd?
She sure as hell doesn't look like she's working out.

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jussayin's picture

The one thing I'm seeing is that she is going to the gym all the time, but doesn't seem to be slimming down that much.

...well, she's not really fat...but she is very beefy! She was always a "thick" girl.
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Submitted by Hotnerd on May 8, 2008 - 8:15am.

I actually think she does a good job on How I Met Your Mother. The hair looks way too good, but she looks happy and is so cute as Abby. The one thing I'm seeing is that she is going to the gym all the time, but doesn't seem to be slimming down that much... But whatever she is doing, it is a great improvement to the Britney we saw months ago.
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Hotnerd, I hate to burst your bubble but this great improvement you see in the clip is the magic of show biz: the result of hours of hair stylists (and a wig), make-up artists, and I imagine $300 worth of Spanx to suck it all in.

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Submitted by Mokkelaar on May 8, 2008 - 5:35am.

Yes im First!!

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"pour"......lol

Hotnerd, her meds are keeping her from losing weight, IMO.

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Are there any hair professionals out there? I need to know if it's possible for the new hair to grow in while constantly supporting the weight of that busted weave? It would seem to me that it'll just keep falling out in chunks. She should just grow out the short hair with a few stylish trims along the way. Or move to Utah (or wherever the hell she was) like Demi did to grow hers out after G.I. Jane.

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I actually think she does a good job on How I Met Your Mother. The hair looks way too good, but she looks happy and is so cute as Abby. The one thing I'm seeing is that she is going to the gym all the time, but doesn't seem to be slimming down that much... But whatever she is doing, it is a great improvement to the Britney we saw months ago.

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It is good to know that Hollywood is keeping the art of beating a dead horse alive. Shitney is over. She should take her millions and disappear.

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Zactly!! We all know she only listens to Billy Ray Cyrus!

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Britney's weave killed the server...damn!

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Sheeps's picture

I see the TV lenses were set to "Slimming."

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Beth4's picture

This useless twat can't act or sing. Put a fork in her nasty ass and be done with it.

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Nasal and lots of eyebrow acting - she has washed-up child Disney star written all over her.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on May 8, 2008 - 9:03am.
The hell does she know about radiohead

Besides, who walks around with CDs anymore? Doesn't she own an iPod? She just wants attention.

Stupid bitch

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Exactly!! Being "caught" with the Radiohead CD implies she's retaining some form of hipness. Sad. It's just a CD to us, but to her it's a CD photo-op.

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Oh and she's NOT funny

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The hell does she know about radiohead

Besides, who walks around with CDs anymore? Doesn't she own an iPod? She just wants attention.

Stupid bitch

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juni's picture

I can imagine the colonies of critters finding shelter in that twisted mass.

P.T.Bull's picture

Pretty lame writing. Without a laugh track, one would never guess its a comedy. I'm still thinking brit has a future on TV, despite this evidence to the contrary. ;)

Mel-Tang's picture

Is it just me, or does anyone else think she's a sucky actress?
I don't think she's funny or cute, OR talented.

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Kizzy's picture

What the hell is wrong with that shit?!? Can't she find someone who ties better knots? Or does she dig them all out, scratching for fleas with her foot?

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 8, 2008 - 7:52am.
LOL, its sad when spam is happy that it's first.
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No shit. The cooz sites must be taking a holiday today.
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i really like her so much aithough sb said she join in the free interracial dating club www.intimatemingle.com to find men........ i do not believe it, she is really hard and did very well in music. best wishes lady.

Beth4's picture

I agree with MK - there is no way that's her weave on the show, got to be a wig. Just looking at this mess makes me itch. Why can't she just go away?

Jimmy Bocca's picture

LOL, its sad when spam is happy that it's first. Haha. But Britney looks so good on How I met your mother and she is actually really funny! Oh and MK I love your cheeto frapp joke. It was soooo Original!

mike's picture

Seriously, why is she still wearing the weaves? It's been well over a year since she shaved her head. Her hair can't possibly grow THAT slowly.

Mokkelaar's picture

Yes im First!!

Pour girl.. Hope she will be able to stay out of the news for a few weeks.. We should let the pour celeb alone fot some time..

But... That is the outher side of being famous..

I think she’s still sexy as hell

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