Sad Clown Baby Is Not Amused
"Heeeeeelooooooo, is it me you're loooking for?"
Harlow Winter Kate is like 4-months old and she already has 2 magazine shoots under her belt. She should try out for "America's Next Top Model" next season. Can she smile with her eyes? Well, it wasn't really Harlow's choice to pose for these shoots. She's not into this shit. She's looking for the exit. Unfortunately sad clown baby, you're stuck!
Nicole Richie whored out her baby Harlow for Harper's Bazaar. Don't judge Nicole! What else does she have to do? She probably doesn't cook, clean, work or change diapers. She has to fill her schedule with something she can entertain her brain with.
Harlow better have been paid a shit load for this mess, because it interrupted her 20-hour nap.
Visit HB to see more pictures of sad clown baby with two dbags
She looks like her dad - the baby you dorks!
Ahhhhh........what precious pictures. The baby is a little doll!!!
Submitted by BettyCrockerPun... on May 8, 2008 - 9:48am.
Uh oh.
In the second thumbnail, didn't anyone notice Nicole's skeletal hand? Maybe she's naturally really thin, but that doesn't look healthy. Hope she is taking care of herself.
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My hands look like that. Can't help it! I'm just small boned. Don't have much fat on my body either, but I eat a lot. I think my stomach is smaller than most peoples, so it doesn't take much to fill me up, but I am always eating.
Sad Clown Baby is not amused by all the idiots surrounding her. Her brainpower surpasses them all.
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"I have to go on a killing spree."
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula - Even though she doesn't bug me as much as some other moms, the kid on the cover of People is still annoying. I can dig how Fishsticks did it - just stood on the street with the kid and let the paps take all the pictures they wanted to get it over and done with.
Sarah Jessica Parker did the same thing. Kudos to them both.
Say what you want about her twat mother. But Sad Clown baby is beautiful..
That baby is sooooo cute.
She's cute now but just wait 20 years... she looks too much like her daddy for her to stay cute.
Submitted by Winnyfranfran on May 8, 2008 - 11:56am.
Not a dork. I've liked Lionel since he was a Commodore. There was no better song to dance to back in my clubbing days than Dancing on the Ceiling.
'Oh, what a feeling!
When were dancing on the ceiling.'
Okay, maybe we are both dorks.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
Submitted by totally hot nickname - Wow...Harlow is like a baby body with a chubby 20 year old face. Can't deny who her daddy is.
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Harsh!!!!!
But so true. Hee-Hee
I like peepaw, but can't stand these two cum rags.
Poor baby. Hope she turns out alright, but with those two as parents....
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I'm a chola at heart.
I must be a supreme dork because I think Lionel Ritchie is cool. Jesus someone help me.
Submitted by letinstar on May 8, 2008 - 9:28am.
awww, she's cute...harlow looks like she's squeezing out a wetone on grampa's lap in the first picture...i hope she stays cute cuz that madden dude is just gross...
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Ha HA. Yeah he is. You just know hes not gonna stick around for too long and be an actual family with Nicole.
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The minute Life comes knocking, im outta here!
She is super cute - the picture with Harlow in her granddad's lap - she totally has Nicole's face... :)
*Smile Bitches*
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 8, 2008 - 8:38am.
Eraserhead? My dear, that was many brain cells ago.
So I am gonna take a guess and say "NO," not the baby from Eraserhead.
My boyfriend at the time had Eraserhead hair and when we were leaving the theater somebody pointed at him and said "Look, it's him!"
True story.
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No one can defend me, because I am so out there no one would ever see things from my point of view.
Mrs. K--even the baby from Eraserhead?
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
why is that madden douche raking the rocks in the second picture on the link?
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
I love babies.
All babies are cute.
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No one can defend me, because I am so out there no one would ever see things from my point of view.
i still really dont like those smug bitches. or anyone who feels the need to pimp out their child to magazines when they are already rich as fuck.
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awww, she's cute...harlow looks like she's squeezing out a wetone on grampa's lap in the first picture...i hope she stays cute cuz that madden dude is just gross...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Haha, love the baby's face in the second pic. It's like "wtf?"
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
They did the HB photo shoot for free. Cute baby. I wish them all a long happy life together. (well, I can wish, can't I?).
What an adorable baby. I think these pictures are soooo cute and sweet. They make such an adorable family. I love it.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
That baby is cute. I love how it's looking at it's dad in the second thumbnail will pure disgust.
Lionel has that look like he was just caught jerking off in the the middle school library with a National Geographic!! Uh, I'm not doing anything.....
That is one cute baby. And the child is cute too. Nicole looks awesome here. I hope mommy and baby are doing well.
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
Holy crap! That looks like Joel Madden dressed in Baby Gap couture. I don't think I've ever seen a baby look so absolutely unimpressed with life in general. Like she just wakes up thinking, "What the hell did I do to deserve THIS?!"
Even though she doesn't bug me as much as some other moms, the kid on the cover of People is still annoying. I can dig how Fishsticks did it- just stood on the street with the kid and let the paps take all the pictures they wanted to get it over and done with.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
I have no idea how it's possible, but Harlow looks exactly like Joel, yet I find her adorable.
Have I entered bizaroworld???
Fun Lionel Ritchie/ 'Hello' fact:
The actress in the video 'Hello' was really blind. Lionel gave her a TV as a thank you (in addition to payment) for her work.
Sloppy, Lionel. Sloppy.
(learned via pop up video captions)
That baby is CUTE !!!!!
For some reason, these 2 don't bother me at all.. They seem like they are a real couple and they lay kind of low.. The thing with Paris and the other brother is just fucking ridiculous....
Nicole cleans up well for a former heroin addict.
She must not have done it for too long and avoided hard core damage. I've seen people who have done meth, not even for a long amount of time and it ruins your looks for good. She got lucky.
That said, I cannot get over the fact she is fucking a man who dresses like a Blues Brother.
Baby looks exactly like joel. And the photos are a total JLo rip-off from People magazine.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
So cute baby!!
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Both Grandpa and baby look uncomfortable in that picture, he is holdin her like a lil package and she is just sittin there not even tryin to smile, lol.
She looks too much like her douch father, and she has inherited Nicole's unsmiling biacth face
HARLOW LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH LIKE DADDY JOEL!
Submitted by LoLo on May 8, 2008 - 9:48am.
_sweet little princess poopie pants.
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Bwahahah.. That's a funny name. I think I'll start calling my daddy that. it fits him well.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by m on May 8, 2008 - 5:25am.
Regardless of how insignificant they are, Nicole is realllly pretty.
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Hahaha! Sarcasm! I get it.
Hey she's cleaned up her act good for her.
The baby is adorable and u can see she resembles both of them.
Pimp 'em out early if you got them.
What an attention lovin' bag of puss.
_Submitted by oklahoma on May 8, 2008 - 9:44am.
Okie, you so jelly of dis here bebe you wiggle when you giggle.
HA ha! No but i do think this little one is so cute and soooooo screwed with those two for parents.
sweet little princess poopie pants.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Uh oh.
In the second thumbnail, didn't anyone notice Nicole's skeletal hand? Maybe she's naturally really thin, but that doesn't look healthy. Hope she is taking care of herself.
"Easy Bake Oven, Eat that Muffin..." - Furious George
Awe, cutie pie baby..
LoLo.. *snaps back -n- forth* No you didn't call me jellus.. You better step back.. LOL..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
That poor baby is looking up at her parents thinking...omg,I hope this is a joke.
Sheeps...hehehe
It's going to be a long day....can we fast forward 12 hours?
I think Harlow is cute, but she looks too much like Joel to be a pretty baby...plus Nicole has had her nose done, so it will be interesting to see what Harlow looks like as she grows.....
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
PSL: Morning! Have a good workday. "Adorable" might be a bit much. I'd like to see the little tramp live, instead of in boudoir photos.
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awww use guys is just jelly of rich bebe
wash down the green sammie with yer hateraide posers!
ha ha ha ha Im fucking kidding duh!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 8, 2008 - 6:21am.
Harlot, unfortunately, looks like her parents. (Ethics note: You're allowed to bag on kids when the parents whore them out.)
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Morning Sheeps! I agree, you can pick on them/...lol
I think those are adorable pictures though.... though they'd be better without Joel.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Submitted by jussayin - Lionel looks younger than he did back in the 80's
I was thinking the exact same thing! Looks like somebody's been hitting the Botox.
And unless any picture sales are going to charity, then no money should be passing hands. Nicole is $loaded$ thanks to dear old dad.
Regardless of how insignificant they are, Nicole is realllly pretty.
Harlot, unfortunately, looks like her parents. (Ethics note: You're allowed to bag on kids when the parents whore them out.)
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