Birthday Sluts

Happy Birthday James Haven! You are the reason I kept coming back to Dlisted. With all your secrets of the Stars I can only hope you aren't on a spaceship with Xenu.

In honor of Peter North's birthday, when I was putting gas in my car today, I waited until it was almost full then pulled the nozzle out and sprayed all over my car.

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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

James Haven, darling..we desperately miss your presence on these threads. Your stories brought such fun and laughter for us all. We hope to see you soon.
Little Socky even said a little prayer on her little knees outside her hamper. It was adorable. I'll even stop with the brand I use in makeup and let you do my colors and buy every single product in your makeup box. I'm sure you'll make me look fabulous! Please come back. We miss you.
Hugs and kisses. DA.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

happy b-day, JH!!.... now get your ass in here, there are mary kay products to be sold!!

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"But I would not give you false hope,
on this strange and mournful day.
When the mother and child reunion,
is only a motion away."

Submitted by Stock Broker on May 11, 2008 - 2:32pm.

I bet Angeloonie put a ball gag on James Haven and has him in the basement next to Brad Spitt on the rack.

I heard neil Paatrick Harris when He was on the Howard Stern Show. He was saying he dated a famous actress before he realized he was gay, Howard Asked if it was Jolie, he said no, but he had a really good friend who did date her, and when this friend dated her he stopped hanging out with all of the rest of them and only hung out with her! So she does tend to do that to men, it's true! No wonder Clooney says such lovely things about her in interviews, hahahha!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on May 11, 2008 - 10:08am.

Perhaps Angelina Jolie will make some room in her bed to accommodate James Haven with the proper respect he deserves. I'm certain Brad Pitt will not have a problem with this request.

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AHHHH!!!!That visual just made me thow up a little in my mouth!Gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Happy B-day, James Haven! WHERE ARE YOU???? :(

James look just like his sister...
which is kinda turing me on...
Ewww... i know ... UGH
and Peter North is 51 ?!! OMG

Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 11, 2008 - 1:53pm.

For once! Thanks. Excuse me, I'm looking up critical info on Taylor Swift.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Shohreh Aghdashloo is my choice for hot birthday slut.

i wonder...if JH and the runaway bride had a child, would it be able to blink?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08

Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 10:15am.

You are right.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

Add a wig and big bug glasses and then you have his sister. They remind me to much of LaToya and Micheal, I used to think they were the same person.

I can't wait for it to be scientifically possible for two men to father a child if only to see what a love child of Johnathan Rhys-Myers and James Haven would look like. The poor kid would probably resemble a member of the Residents.

JH, look at his eyes. Mental instability seems to be genetic in this family not so much environmental

Miss JAMES HAVEN! Miss third person recaps of antics...Oh James Haven, please come back to us.

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Lampwick, hmph! Lampwick! Burns me up after all I tried to do for him. Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum Lampwick? Well, I've had enough of this. I'm takin' the next boat outta here... ~Jiminy

Pink Vespa's, Mary Kay Make overs and intimate stories on the Brangelina bunch....
I am tearing up in my longing for James Haven post.
Poor thing, you know they made him travel by freighter to France.
Happy Birthday James Haven, I toast you with mug of Swiss Miss with mini marshmallows.

Oy, David Gest' b-day as well, ew.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

I bet Angeloonie put a ball gag on James Haven and has him in the basement next to Brad Spitt on the rack.

Mrs. K.,

I could listen to you talk like that all day! xoxo

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 11, 2008 - 10:04am.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.

hahahaha. Absurd.
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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Submitted by madam s. on May 11, 2008 - 10:05am.

Wildly talented and beautiful is what you mean.
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CAT TOWN

Hi you guys! xooxoxo

I've been wanting to visit but I have a deadline this week and I am SCREWED I am so behind. The fact that I'm here right now proves that I am wildly irresponsible and out of my mind.

Marty Feldman was the best.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
[He pronounces it ee-gor]
Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?

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CAT TOWN

Marty Feldman was the shit!

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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse

Submitted by Sheeps on May 11, 2008 - 9:55am.

On the other hand, he's a shoo-in if Hollywood ever does a bio-pic of Marty Feldman.
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Aw, RIP, Marty :(

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CAT TOWN

Submitted by madam s. on May 11, 2008 - 9:52am.
Jesus, those eyes. He should get his thyroid checked for his birthday.

On the other hand, he's a shoo-in if Hollywood ever does a bio-pic of Marty Feldman.

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

MADAM S!!!!!!! Big hug and sloppy kiss,
A little slap and tickle as well.
MUAH, you sexy beast.
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CAT TOWN

i agree madam s i agree!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

Jesus, those eyes. He should get his thyroid checked for his birthday.

Our James Haven has been missing for so long now that I fear Brangelina has once and for all locked him away for good only to be semi-released for child-rearing or sexual favors. We need to conduct a Dlisted sting/break-out mission to release The Haven.

That picture is priceless and so him. I know for a fact he uses this for effect and it works. Angelina can do it too but I say to keep that under wraps for when she meets Anitson in a dark corner somewhere lol.

Haven and Jolie are the Voight kids middle names.

ooooooh happy birthday james haven! yeah where is james anyway haven't seen him in a while..

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 11, 2008 - 9:05am.
Why is Angelina's last name "Jolie" while James' last name is "Haven"?

As James himself explained on this site, Haven is his middle name (I think named after an uncle?). He took it so he wouldn't have to use "Voight" (as did Angie, I think, with her middle name). (I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm full of crap.)

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 11, 2008 - 12:05pm.
i need to axe you guys a question... Why is Angelina's last name "Jolie" while James' last name is "Haven"? I guess I could find out on wiki, but, meh, I wanna hear it from Dlisters!!

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Jon Voight gave both kids the kind of middle names they could use as stage names should they ever want to pursue acting.

Happy Birthday to The Haven!!!

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"Just to show him how it feels, I walk past his desk in heels- One leg resting on the chair, from the side he pulls my hair"
-Amy Winehouse

Does James always have crazy eyes? Is there a youtube vid of him and his sister making out at that award show? I'd like to see it. What must it be like to be the mom of incestuous kids? Cuz you know Mrs. Jolie-Haven was alive when that shit happened.

i need to axe you guys a question... Why is Angelina's last name "Jolie" while James' last name is "Haven"? I guess I could find out on wiki, but, meh, I wanna hear it from Dlisters!!

Submitted by Nanners on May 11, 2008 - 11:12am.
Those childtoucher eyes won't quit. He looks like Michael Jackson with a little color in his face!
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Can you believe they let brother/lover counsel kids at some Saddleback Ranch church cult or something?

Come back to dlisted, James! We all miss you.

Happy Birthday, James Haven!
You never call. You don't write.
Come home, we love you!

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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin

Happy Birthday James Haven! I hope Angie lets you and Shiloh out of the dungeon long enough to enjoy a piece of cake.

Happy Mother's Day all you hot dlisted mommas!

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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson

Those childtoucher eyes won't quit. He looks like Michael Jackson with a little color in his face!

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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
From the Mind of Mabel Hodges

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES HAVEN!!! COME BACK!!!

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5/9: I will be 24! Happy Birthday to ME! :0)

Shock to that, it is said that he created a profile on http://www.bigblackconnect.com. he dated some attractive women as a most popular millionaire.

Happy Birthday to the one and only James Haven!
and a Happy Mother's day to all the Dlisted baby mammas!
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥

HBD to Peter North!

HBD James dahling.

Now go get your exophthalmos taken care of...you're beginning to scare me!!!

Happy Birthday, James Haven!!!!! How nice of MK to acknowledge his birthday. That was sweet of him.

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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H

Lisa, you are welcome, dahlink. It's true!

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But then again, what do I know?

Sheeps, as usual, you hit the nail on the head. Lisa is a naughty girl in socialite's clothing.

*fervently hoping that Lisa doesn't mind being talked about behing her back*

On topic: People are having birthdays today.

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But then again, what do I know?

Island Girl and Sheeps: Ditto to both of you! You are too kind.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."