Wednesday, May 7th 2008

STFU Star Jones!

Star Jones better watch her saggy ass, because you don't want to piss off Barbara Walters. Old memaws know how to fight! They will stick their dentures in you and keep them there. Anyway, Star Jones has spoken out about against Babs for talking about her in her book, "Audition." Babs said she had to lie about Star's gastric bypass every day on "The View."

Star told UsWeekly,It is a sad day when an icon like Barbara Walters, in the sunset of her life, is reduced to publicly branding herself as an adulterer, humiliating an innocent family with accounts of her illicit affair and speaking negatively against me all for the sake of selling a book. It speaks to her true character.

Sunset of her life?! She probably learned that snap comment through Gay Al. At least she got something out of her fake ass relationship with him. It is a sad day when I have to look at Star's fugly ass this much.

Babs rep responded to Star's comment by saying, "I will not dignify this with a comment. Barbara's written words say it all!" Boo! Babs should have said, "Well she married a fairy princess, so THERE!"

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zoloftpony's picture

Barbara's probably had to hold her tongue so much over the last 30+ years for the sake of her career. Now she's old as hell and a legend, she doesn't give a fuck anymore.

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juni's picture

I agree with the people who think she looked better when she had some weight on her. She was a good-looking big woman, though I never knew what the fuss was about, otherwise. All the hens on The View seemed like a gaggle of gushing morons, too painful to watch. Now she lost all that weight and her charm has evaporated with it. There is nothing of importance that she can contribute, so lets move on out of the way for the next attention-whore clambering to be seen.

As for BabaWawa: Pathetic that she has to reveal what she has been doing with her twat over the years, in order to sell books.

Dear Famous Asshole's picture

The truth hurts Star...for shizzle.

I for one was shocked that you didn't lose 263 pounds by sheer force of your own unstoppable will and motivation. Oh yeah...and pilates. You said you did that too. I also was surprised to hear that you were whoring yourself out during your wedding planning to every shmuck with a golden horse drawn carriage or diamond encrusted gazebo--I didn't realize that at the time. I thought you really, truly just loved that stuff and were handing out honest endorsements like Halloween candy.

So, to sum it up: you're cheap as hell AND you didn't get not fat on your own. Oh yeah, and everyone still hates your guts.

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reinvention's picture

god this photo is horrifying! i keep thinking of the chest/stomach bursters from aliens.

yippee!☺

look at her mouth ,so bright.yes,she is black..and i heard someone met her on Interracialloving.com ,where many single men can find white and black women to be their friends.

HollyMadison's picture

I was looking at this pic just imagining - what could it possibly feel like to wake up every morning and see that staring back at you from the mirror? Luckily she didn't actually go through all the hard work to lose that weight like she claimed. What a waste of time that would've been, cause really, what's the point in being skinny? So you can live even longer trapped behind that Schmeigel face?

letinstar's picture

great...one who fools around with married men and the other is a loud mouth who married a gay man...scratch each other's eyes out the both of you and go the fuck away
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Devore's picture

am I missing something?

I am no fan of Babs Walter but I've not heard anything truly negative from Babs about Jones.

It was obvious there was bad blood between the two when Jones quit The View.

justice's picture

Tortoise.. she reminds me of a fully grown one.

--thanks awfully--

joe shmoe's picture

Geez strap a feedbag on this nag and put her out to pasture already. What a horrendous picture.

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what does Babs know about dignity? She's just a rich ol' 'ho.

No one's saying she HAD to tell us she had gastric bypass but don't lie about it for shit's sake

Is that make-up on her chest supposed to cover up her scar ?

Tigerlilly's picture

Team Star on this one, but I still hope her divorce from Gay Al gets NASTAY, not because I hate her so much (meh), but mostly for my own entertainment...

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PixieGaf's picture

I don't understand why Star is so mad she practically admitted everything Barbra Walters said in the Larry King interview she did a while back.

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Submitted by Phoebe on May 7, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 7, 2008 - 3:56pm.

And Babs' famous "If you were a Twee(tree), what kind of twee( fuckin' TREE) would you be?" She asked this question of someone, with requisite head tilt, the vaselined lens all soft and making babs look thoughtful. No idea who she posed this to and how they answered.
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Good LORD those are some scary nostrils!
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Sayonara's picture

Barbara & Star are always yapping about something.

Hey you get off my cloud...

Skye10's picture

I have to side with Star on this one. Baba Wawa needs to shut her ass up. Talking about an affair that happened when the Dinosaurs were running things ...*smdh*

Green Acres's picture

Most unfortunate pose, Mizz Jones.
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Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 7, 2008 - 3:56pm.

And Babs' famous "If you were a Twee(tree), what kind of twee( fuckin' TREE) would you be?" She asked this question of someone, with requisite head tilt, the vaselined lens all soft and making babs look thoughtful. No idea who she posed this to and how they answered.
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Sadly, I'm old enough to remember this - it was Katharine Hepburn.

Falcor's picture

Once one lets themselves get up to 300+lbs, theyll never be attractive again. You either have to be a big fat blog or a an offputting looking deflated wrinkly balloon with scars all over your body from the lipo, breast lift, body lift, etc lift....

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It's sad because neither of these women is stupid, and they are wasting their time and ours with this bullshit.

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Miss Katty's picture

If Star had said nothing, it would have been so much better. I agree with every word she said, but it didn't need to be said.

Babs legacy will be the crap revealed in this book and then her amazing work in journalism. Tainted for ever. Hope that check was a big one Babs.

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Little China Doll's picture

I love how Star starts off by talking Babs being "reduced to publicly branding herself as an adulterer, humiliating an innocent family with accounts of her illicit affair"...then going on to say "and talking negatively about ME". Um, listen Whiny McWhine, you don't compare to the the shock value of a Barbara Walters with a black married guy affair. You're Star Jones. You married a gay guy. Get over yourself! She should move on and marry Kanye West.
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I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with that troll for once. Baba-wawa is proving herself to be a horses ass these days. She needs to retire to a nice nursing home.

TheBreakdown's picture

I am sick of tired of people trying to act like Baba Waba is a fuckin' saint. Star may be a lipo'ed ex-pig, but Babs ain't no fucking nun either.

Babs is fucking married men, and so was Star's husband...

so they're even!

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Madame Dufarge's picture

It helped Babs had a rich dad and a heavily showbiz connected daddy at that. How the fuck else does someone with speech impediment vault to the top?
And Babs' famous "If you were a Twee(tree), what kind of twee( fuckin' TREE) would you be?" She asked this question of someone, with requisite head tilt, the vaselined lens all soft and making babs look thoughtful. No idea who she posed this to and how they answered.

I hate Star but she could have had some fun with a rebuttal here. Then again, as it is now even saying what she said about Babs will pretty much ensure no one will hire her anytime soon. Babs might be a bitch but she has some reach in the industry.

Star better start applying for teaching positions at rural community colleges.

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Good Lawd...I really didn't need to see her overies... *shudders*

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 7, 2008 - 2:45pm.
If she tilted her head back just a little further, you could actually SEE the brain damage.

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you can see it when she opens her mouth too :/
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If she tilted her head back just a little further, you could actually SEE the brain damage.

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Gry's picture

It's not like anybody on "The View" embodied talent, class or dignity. Still, Starlet was the equivalent of the dodo bird on the talk show host evolutionary scale: too devoted to a liability of a relationship, unable to adapt into being a peacock despite all her best efforts and destined to be pecked to death by the hens of the coop.

I hate to admit it, but Star Jones is 100% RIGHT!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Between the evil equine flaring nostrils, the Y-shaped scar on her chest, and the stretch marks on her flapjacks, I am officially repulsed. Her general attitude is little better. When will this monstrosity cease to exist?

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Now, the joke about the scar WAS funny......

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Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 2:34pm.
FD.. Yes, Juno. We downloaded that movie a few weeks ago, and I just watched it. It was soo funny and good.. so weird that she was hitting on that guy who was about to adopt that baby, I didn't like that part, other than that, it was TOPS!!!!
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Those parts didn't bother me for some reason. I hate to admit this, but when I was Juno's age I used to get little school girl crushes on guys who acted like the adoptive dad. You can tell that she didn't want anything to become of it when she begged him not to leave his wife.

That movie is boss though.
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oklahoma's picture

FD.. Yes, Juno. We downloaded that movie a few weeks ago, and I just watched it. It was soo funny and good.. so weird that she was hitting on that guy who was about to adopt that baby, I didn't like that part, other than that, it was TOPS!!!!

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Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 2:28pm.
fritoDorito.. Is your signature from that movie, uhm. What is it.. I just watched it the other day.. tell me. Anyways, I loved it.. gob.. LOL
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It's from Juno.
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fritoDorito.. Is your signature from that movie, uhm. What is it.. I just watched it the other day.. tell me. Anyways, I loved it.. gob.. LOL

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FritoDorito's picture

This lady scares me. She's hideous.
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Otter Pop's picture

I can't stand Star Jones but she's right this time. Barbara Walters is a washed up corpse and she will say or do anything to sell her irrelevant book.

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oops sorry tang!! i didnt read the last part cuz it looked like a sig. i beg your forgivness :)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 7, 2008 - 2:01pm.
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well that leaves me out AGAIN :(
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*giving LoLo a standing ovation* tell em girl!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Submitted by modianos on May 7, 2008 - 2:59pm.
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Submitted by TANGELINE on May 7, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Where is it written that Star had to tell the world that she had gastri bypass??

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so its ok for star to lie and ask others to lie for her but its not ok for barbara to tell the truth? is today opposite day and noone told me?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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MJF's picture

God help me for saying this, but I kind of agree with the frog-faced deflated windbag.

I was surprised to hear of Barbara Walter's book. Not that she had written one, but of its caliber. She had decades of interviews with some of the most influential people of our time, and THIS is what she chose to write about? I'm disappointed in her. Stooping to this level has reduced my opinion of her already waning career. If she couldn't maintain the moral standard she has projected for the past 40-50 years, perhaps she should have thrown the publicity towel in before she ruined her image.

Oh...and that "sunset of her life" schtick is right out of Blanche Deveraux's mouth.

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Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 3:38pm.
TheCWord.. I"m ok w/ Okie. : ) Thanks for asking, If that is what you were asking.. Call me anything. Smoklahoma, Smokie! LOL.. Crackerjacks.. Its all good..
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Ok good, just wanted to make sure!

You can call me Canuck, Canucklehead, or even Canuckastani....we're a pretty easy going people!

OnT: I'm no Star fan, but Babwa picked easy targets to go after in her 'tell-all'.

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Meth-freeq's picture

This bitch can make a dog throw up without making any effort. Who does she think she is fooling with that nasty $5,- wig?

He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.

chin chin's picture

i hope this turns into a huge war ala trump/rosie.

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oklahoma's picture

DoodleWhore.. Starzilla is a fun name.. I like!!

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Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'